learn Spanish. it is easy. I taught myself to speak enough to convey what I needed, all within a week of watching you tube videos while doing cardio and speaking the language here and there with my wife. then you can speak and understand Portuguese well enough to have a basic conversation while Portuguese does have some words that are hard to pronounce for me, it's way easier then I'd imagine English being for others.
I have no idea what he said, but I agree wholeheartedly. "1"