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GetBig/Bodybuilding Insurance...What Say YOU!!!!!??????
« on: November 16, 2018, 10:39:11 AM »
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.



FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW,


Goodmorrow, As we are drawing 2018 to a close many as you know GetBig forum members and bodybuilders have no medical insurance.


Here's a synopsis of what GETBIG INSURANCE will look like:

1. Each member of GetBig will put in around $500 per month

2. You can KEEP your doctor.

3.  No one can be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions.

4. Will cover COSMENTIC SURGERY.

5. Will cover HRT CLINICS EVERYWHERE!!!!!

6. PREGNACNY EXAMS will be FREE

7. FREE Gym membership to local Planet Fitness.

8. Dental will offer 6 cleanings per year!

9. GetBiggers children will be covered untill they are 56 Years Of Age.

10. Free Vitamins.


BONUS!!!!!....FREE HEMI IRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WOW....Looks like a Utopia has been achieved.

WHY ARE WE TRYING TO DO THIS YOU ASK?

Many members were suffering.

Take for example:

WES. Has no retirement. His teeth are in bad shape.

Wiggs. Needs his Lap Band adjusted every other month.

Illuminati. Needs Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors to balance him out.

Goodrum. Also needs dental to fix Piano Key Mouth.

G Thang. Suffers from Male PPMD and needs to put on lockdown two days out of the month.



Great Idea Right?






WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH FALLSVIEW?