Lakehead NEEDS to allow you back on campus Matt. For the good of Getbiggers everywhere. 
They aren't going to legally allow me back - but they won't have me arrested when I go to campus either.
So they are trying to avert the considerable legal action success I would have against them should the matter go to court.
I was using a local lawyer's office for my case with LU, but the head of the office was disbarred last month.

I am going to outline my terms to LU, and the university will abide by my terms. I will simply leave a statement saying that if they have any problems with my terms, to find a way to communicate with me those terms. If the terms are unreasonable, I will not be abiding by them.
Example: I mostly need LU on evenings now [I wake up at around 2pm daily], so I will commit to ensuring I spend most of my time on campus when its pussy administration is gone home [since these pussies are so scared of me]. Also, I am with my children most of the time on campus [at least lately]. I can commit to bringing them more often...but if they want to trespass me while I'm with my children, that won't be happening.
Ultimately, I'm at a point where I have openly extorted Lakehead University.
Administration has taken no legal action.
I trespassed on campus dozens of times. All on camera, with Facebook posts about a half of those times.
Administration has taken no legal action.
I have just been lazy in sending them the one final letter I had for them outlining exactly how things will go down from here on out. Once I send that, I will be on campus much more often.
I have been playing the university very well, and everything has been in my favour so far.
Keep in mind that in addition to Lakehead firing me for being a White male, and later committing that to record accidentally [but now officially on record in my legal case material], they also had me "arrested" on campus by security and subsequent assault.
A civilian arresting a civilian and not proceeding to call 911 is not a misake.
It's assault.
It's also against the law.
And on video in HD - twice. With one video being shot by my Canon T6i.
Remember guys: revenge is a dish best served cold.