"...it’s really not that different than having a massage,” [Ford] said at the time. “It doesn’t feel that much different. It’s skin. You should do it with someone you like. Do it with a friend who you think is great. It’s very easy. It’s normal.”
*ring-ring* *ring-ring* *Taffin picks up the phone*
"So Taf, fancy going fishing this weekend?"
"Maybe, last time got a bit boring though, don't you think?"
"Don't worry Taf, I've got something planned this time. And you know what? I've been meaning to tell you something for quite a while now - I think you're a great guy!"
"Erm... thanks dude, that's not a weird thing to say at all... is everything OK?"
"Absolutely - see you at the cabin!"