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Obvious Gimmick

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Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« on: January 08, 2019, 03:20:14 PM »
So there's a fat guy at the gym. Strong as hell and a blood pressure of 210/140 to prove it. Wears tank tops so everyone can enjoy the tranquil waves of his back fat as he does rows. Anyway, he rocks the fanny pack and I'm wondering what he keeps in there. I can't ask for fear of getting to close to him and gaining 50lbs by osmosis. I know the fanny back is like the getbig briefcase so lemme ax you.

What's in your fanny pack?
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2019, 03:35:28 PM »
I still cant believ i see fanny packs in this day and age.I could never wear one and cant imagine why anyone would.I sont nees to carry anything that badly that i need a fucking fanny pack.Honestly prob rather carry a purse.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2019, 03:38:59 PM »
id rather wear a fanny pack than shorts over tights.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2019, 04:57:28 PM »
I still have the leather one I used to rock back in da day in 1994! ;D
used to carry some eca bottles in there, had to be ready for the unexpected workout or cardio session, loose change and car/house keys....
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SF1900

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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2019, 05:09:12 PM »
I own one, but I don't wear it. I just carry it around.

I have elbow wraps, head phones, phone charger, phone, keys, wallet, in the fanny pack.

I don't trust leaving it in a locker.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2019, 05:35:43 PM »
Epic Beard Man wears one.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2019, 06:25:12 PM »
Quote from: Obvious Gimmick on January 08, 2019, 03:20:14 PM
I can't ask for fear of getting to (TOO) close to him and gaining 50lbs by osmosis.

What is SO difficult here?! Too and to (above). Christ.

Examples:

“The water is TOO hot.”

“That music is TOO loud.”

“These pants are TOO tight.”

“His house is TOO far.”

“The car is TOO much money.”

“I want to go, TOO.”

“Heath’s nose is TOO wide.”

C’mon.

It’s like the deal with “would of”. It’s would HAVE (would’ve).

Embarrassing shit.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2019, 07:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Fortress on January 08, 2019, 06:25:12 PM
What is SO difficult here?! Too and to (above). Christ.

Examples:

“The water is TOO hot.”

“That music is TOO loud.”

“These pants are TOO tight.”

“His house is TOO far.”

“The car is TOO much money.”

“I want to go, TOO.”

“Heath’s nose is TOO wide.”

C’mon.

It’s like the deal with “would of”. It’s would HAVE (would’ve).

Embarrassing shit.

Two funny
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2019, 07:25:27 AM »
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2019, 07:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Fortress on January 08, 2019, 06:25:12 PM
What is SO difficult here?! Too and to (above). Christ.

Examples:

“The water is TOO hot.”

“That music is TOO loud.”

“These pants are TOO tight.”

“His house is TOO far.”

“The car is TOO much money.”

“I want to go, TOO.”

“Heath’s nose is TOO wide.”

C’mon.

It’s like the deal with “would of”. It’s would HAVE (would’ve).

Embarrassing shit.
You shouldn't worry so much its just a message board not a writing assignment and[ TO] all others who like[ TO] pick peoples grammar apart FUCK OFF ;D
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2019, 08:25:25 AM »
Quote from: Fortress on January 08, 2019, 06:25:12 PM
What is SO difficult here?! Too and to (above). Christ.

Examples:

“The water is TOO hot.”

“That music is TOO loud.”

“These pants are TOO tight.”

“His house is TOO far.”

“The car is TOO much money.”

“I want to go, TOO.”

“Heath’s nose is TOO wide.”

C’mon.

It’s like the deal with “would of”. It’s would HAVE (would’ve).

Embarrassing shit.

When your right, your right.   8)
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2019, 08:27:18 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on January 09, 2019, 08:25:25 AM
When your right, your right.   8)

YOU’RE!!!
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dan18

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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2019, 08:29:53 AM »
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2019, 08:45:33 AM »
 :D
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2019, 09:37:47 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on January 08, 2019, 03:35:28 PM
I still cant believ i see fanny packs in this day and age.I could never wear one and cant imagine why anyone would.I sont nees to carry anything that badly that i need a fucking fanny pack.Honestly prob rather carry a purse.

they've rebranded them as utility belts for anyone who does music festivals since women's clothes rarely come with pockets
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2019, 10:51:47 AM »
I carry 2 Baby Brownings in my fanny pack.   :o

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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2019, 10:59:18 AM »
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2019, 11:03:42 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on January 09, 2019, 10:59:18 AM
I'M AM WHAT..!?  >:(
           he's correcting your English man. teaching the difference between you are= you're and your.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2019, 11:06:54 AM »
Quote from: Obvious Gimmick on January 08, 2019, 03:20:14 PM
So there's a fat guy at the gym. Strong as hell and a blood pressure of 210/140 to prove it. Wears tank tops so everyone can enjoy the tranquil waves of his back fat as he does rows. Anyway, he rocks the fanny pack and I'm wondering what he keeps in there. I can't ask for fear of getting to close to him and gaining 50lbs by osmosis. I know the fanny back is like the getbig briefcase so lemme ax you.

What's in your fanny pack?
                                                    ;D :D :) ;) :o ::) don't leave home without it.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2019, 01:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on January 09, 2019, 08:25:25 AM
When your right, your right.   8)

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!  >:(






















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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2019, 02:16:41 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on January 09, 2019, 08:25:25 AM
When your right write, your right write.   8)
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2019, 03:27:58 PM »
Tourists and Eastern Euros are the only people who wear fanny packs  here.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2019, 10:22:58 PM »
I have been wearing a fanny pack daily for years. whats in it?? cash, very small wallet with only 5 total cards. gum, tums, and my car keys. would not ever not wear one.
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2019, 10:45:51 PM »
I wear my FP when I take the kids to or from school, and when I grocery shop.
I found some great shorts (mostly) and pants that accommodate my stuff for other times.

Folks, can any of you recommend a thin wallet?
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Re: Fanny pack warriors (what's in there)?
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2019, 01:05:54 AM »
Been wearing a fanny pack for decades and will continue to do so. Easy access to my wallet while sitting in my truck and going through a drive-through or having to show an ID to get on a military base.  I also keep my cell phone, a mini phone charger, hand sanitizer, car keys, loose change, Cold Steel foldable 4 inch Tanto, nail clippers, and a Glock 19; all within easy and convenient access.

I don't like using pockets.
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