Who owns Telsa stock?

[SOMEPARTS]

I'd be pretty nervous if I were a shareholder. The real Tesla swore off women - looks like it would be a good move because this pied piper is messing with some rough hoes, haha.

[hardgainerj]

druggies all of them

[peroni]

Nobody on this forum owns any stock aside from the old laptop and stash of snacks they keep with them in their parent's basement apartment.

[ratherbebig]

i used to own tesla stock but i sold them all and bought stocks in supplement companies

protein powder is gonna be the next big thing

[SOMEPARTS]

druggies all of them

I have aged out, I honestly have no idea who the women are - but you are the company that you keep.

Plenty of getbiggers in the politics section have Tesla holdings...some regular Warren Buffets over there.

[Primemuscle]

Nobody on this forum owns any stock aside from the old laptop and stash of snacks they keep with them in their parent's basement apartment.

-Gave my old laptop to a friend who needed something to sell for a fix. Ate all my yellow/orange finger-tinting Cheetos (looking a little like 'the Donald' these days) while crouched under the floor joist in the crawl space of this vacant dump where I'm currently squatting because I bought low and sold high and got an ass whooping from Getbig's Wall Street kings. It's all good though....helps to be senile.  


What's a Tesla? Is it that drag queen....Tesla Extravaganza?

[SOMEPARTS]

Don't eat the brown acid, dude...

[HTexan]

Silly bitches