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Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« on: February 16, 2019, 04:51:54 PM »
Please.

The thread is 60 pages long, and I haven't read any of it.
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myt1

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2019, 05:23:57 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on February 16, 2019, 04:51:54 PM
Please.

The thread is 60 pages long, and I haven't read any of it.

You're not alone.  I want in on the story and jokes, but 60 pages is a bit much to tackle :(
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2019, 05:41:32 PM »
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2019, 05:46:31 PM »
Plonker got banned for racist shit comes back crying  :'(
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2019, 05:52:43 PM »
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2019, 05:53:53 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 16, 2019, 05:52:43 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

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lol Back in my day Blowing a tranny meant you had car problems
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2019, 05:54:26 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 16, 2019, 05:53:53 PM
lol Back in my day Blowing a tranny meant you had car problems

Hahhaa, you and I alike!

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2019, 06:06:53 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on February 16, 2019, 05:41:32 PM
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.



Thank you, my fellow getbigger.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2019, 06:23:57 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 16, 2019, 05:52:43 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

"1"



Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 16, 2019, 05:53:53 PM
lol Back in my day Blowing a tranny meant you had car problems

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very nicely done by you both!
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myt1

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2019, 06:24:41 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on February 16, 2019, 05:41:32 PM
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.



Are you certain ALL of this happened?
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Dave D

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2019, 06:26:56 PM »
Quote from: myt1 on February 16, 2019, 06:24:41 PM
Are you certain ALL of this happened?

 ;D I said some.
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2019, 06:44:12 PM »
You need to take a couple puffs off a joint and read thru it all,it’s quite amusing.
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2019, 04:39:12 AM »
Quote from: Dave D on February 16, 2019, 05:41:32 PM
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.



Clonker shows us pictures of his house whilst saying "he's killing everyone" to try to prove his worth to strangers on the internet.

Oh, and Plonker "brews his own gear".
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2019, 04:40:54 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 16, 2019, 05:52:43 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

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At first i thought it said "Trading blowjobs with a homo man".  ;D
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2019, 04:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 17, 2019, 04:39:12 AM
Clonker shows us pictures of his house whilst saying "he's killing everyone" to try to prove his worth to strangers on the internet.

Oh, and Plonker "brews his own gear".

Holy fuck that's just sad  :-\ Mr Millionaire can't even afford real gear but that explains why his physique is trash 
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2019, 05:03:13 AM »
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2019, 05:46:09 AM »
Quote from: myt1 on February 16, 2019, 06:23:57 PM


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very nicely done by you both!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   2 X's
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2019, 07:42:49 AM »


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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2019, 02:18:50 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 17, 2019, 06:30:09 AM


It's written in ghetto speak, so I have to ask some qualifying questions first...

1) Define "running"?
2) Is one of the children slowed in any way due to excessive weight?
3) Assuming a responsible adult is around, and that responsible adult is not obese....... oh, forget it....I totally just gave it away I was joking with this question once I finished the 1st "responsible adult" part....dammit

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2019, 02:59:55 PM »
Quote from: myt1 on February 17, 2019, 02:18:50 PM
It's written in ghetto speak, so I have to ask some qualifying questions first...

1) Define "running"?
2) Is one of the children slowed in any way due to excessive weight?
3) Assuming a responsible adult is around, and that responsible adult is not obese....... oh, forget it....I totally just gave it away I was joking with this question once I finished the 1st "responsible adult" part....dammit

 ;D

I don't know ghetto! Thought it was hilarious vernacular though! :D

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2019, 03:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Howard on February 17, 2019, 02:26:32 PM
Here's the real version:

1. Pellius offered a burger for a blowjob to some homeless tranny.

2. Tranny turned the tables and pulled out  "her" dick.

3. Pellius saw it was bigger then his, so he kicked it.

4. Tranny went down in pain. Bystanders yelled for the cops.

5. Pellius fled and is rumored to be hiding out in The Dole Pineapple fields of Hawaii .

Still asking your wife to peg you?

I expected some more fart jokes.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2019, 03:12:37 PM »
TRADING HOMOS

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2019, 03:17:06 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 16, 2019, 05:52:43 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

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i as well
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2019, 03:24:39 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on February 16, 2019, 06:44:12 PM
You need to take a couple puffs off a joint and read thru it all,it’s quite amusing.

Fortunately, tomorrow is a holiday. I might have to invest a little time in it. 😎

Just reading the story confirms a believe I have that it’s never worth it to get into it with a homeless person. You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. They have essentially nothing to lose. Most have been in and out of jail many times and really don’t give a fuck about going back there again.
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