Author Topic: Man who strangled mountain lion in self-defense tells his story (Read 7619 times)

tommywishbone · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2019, 06:39:38 PM »

His story is as bad a Jussie's story. I believe none of it.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2019, 07:08:12 AM »

The cat was 40lbs.

G_Thang · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2019, 07:12:07 AM »

phuck Colorado

robcguns · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2019, 07:20:13 AM »

Big cats are one thing I would not want to tangle with,claws freak me out.But if it did come at me choking out is exactly what I would do.

Kwon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2019, 08:24:51 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on February 17, 2019, 06:39:38 PM

His story is as bad a Jussie's story. I believe none of it.

Yeah, he probably hired the mountain-lion to attack him just to have a way to discredit Trump.

Megalodon · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2019, 08:48:15 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 18, 2019, 08:24:51 AM

Yeah, he probably hired the mountain-lion to attack him just to have a way to discredit Trump.

Park rangers are already questioning his two melanistic associates.

lightweight83 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2019, 08:52:57 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on February 17, 2019, 06:39:38 PM

His story is as bad a Jussie's story. I believe none of it.

Except that he had some legit injuries and there was a dead mountain lyon right where he said he was attacked.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2019, 08:57:45 AM »

Quote from: Megalodon on February 18, 2019, 08:48:15 AM

Park rangers are already questioning his two melanistic associates.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2019, 09:05:53 AM »

Quote from: lightweight83 on February 18, 2019, 08:52:57 AM

Except that he had some legit injuries and there was a dead mountain lyon right where he said he was attacked.

Only some injuries? Even a small mountain lion would rip the shit out of someone. Those claws are like razors.

Something stinks.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2019, 10:29:45 AM »

Did he put in in a choke he learned from watching UFC and while the lion was dieing bet he screamed"WELCOME TO DA TOP OF DA GOOF CHAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

2ND COMING · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2019, 10:42:14 AM »

Running in colorado wilderness unarmed?

No rambo here, but I typically carry something sharp to buy groceries. Playing in the high desert? I'm carrying something.

A big cat would likely turn me in to raw khebab but that fucker has got to earn it.

funk51 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2019, 10:52:45 AM »

was there a quarter pounder involved and was there also cheese.

was the mountain lion homeless

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2019, 11:24:52 AM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on February 18, 2019, 09:05:53 AM

Only some injuries? Even a small mountain lion would rip the shit out of someone. Those claws are like razors.

Something stinks.

Agree, doped cat & publicity stunt

funk51 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2019, 11:31:50 AM »

Quote from: IRON CROSS on February 18, 2019, 11:24:52 AM

Agree, doped cat & publicity stunt

it's been done before. read the story of eugene sandow and the lion.

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2019, 11:39:44 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on February 18, 2019, 11:31:50 AM

it's been done before. read the story of eugene sandow and the lion.

mr. Safety Fat would kill that cat too, but only after consuming 2-3 bottles of vino roso

SF1900 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2019, 11:41:05 AM »

Getbiggers would have strangled an African lion and Brown Bear at the same time.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2019, 11:41:39 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on February 18, 2019, 07:08:12 AM

The cat was 40lbs.

Originally they said it was 80lbs and then changed it to 40lbs. There is a big damn difference between strangling a 40lb and an 80lb'er.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2019, 11:42:10 AM »

The young Puma was a paid Actor

Megalodon · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2019, 11:46:32 AM »

Empire's network Fox is still standing behind the mountain lion's story.

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:00:47 PM »

Mountain lion is 1 of Australian great mysteries ........................ people (mostly farmers) report sightings 4 decades , but ... $:-\$

tommywishbone · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:02:57 PM »

Quote from: Megalodon on February 18, 2019, 08:48:15 AM

Park rangers are already questioning his two melanistic associates.

I knew it! The damn Black Panthers are always involved.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:05:47 PM »

Which one of you knuckle heads got into a mountain lion suit for this publicity gag?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on February 18, 2019, 11:41:39 AM

Originally they said it was 80lbs and then changed it to 40lbs. There is a big damn difference between strangling a 40lb and an 80lb'er.

Thank you. The story has changed several times. And obviously a 40 pound cat and a 80 pound cat are not any where near the same.

I'm 6'6" 330 pounds... Oh wait... I'm 3' 3" 165 pounds.

The idiot is lying.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2019, 05:28:26 PM »

On a serious note years ago I was in a zoo. As everyone knows the big cats in captivity deteriorate because they are not leading the alpha hunting life. I was looking at the mountain lion cage and they had three of them in them. Unlike the African cats in the zoo they looked in shape. The mountain lions looked about 150lbs to 200lbs. The zoo keeper threw in a couple of giant steaks on the opposite side of the caged in area. These mountain lions exploded. They looked like they went from zero to 40MPH in two steps. I just pictured them going for a man's neck with that speed.