He was a bitchy old queen, I appreciate that -
“You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly. The world of beautiful clothing is about ‘dreams and illusions.’”
“The hole in social security, it’s also [due to] all the diseases caught by people who are too fat,”
He described Adele as “a little too fat” .
On Pippa Middleton in the days following Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding, he said, “I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”
Lagerfeld was also a vocal critic of the #MeToo movement. “If you don’t want your pants pulled about, don’t become a model! Join a nunnery, there’ll always be a place for you in the convent,”
"I had an interview once with some German journalist - some horrible ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists - maybe a week after - and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me: 'It's impolite; remove your glasses.' I said: 'Do I ask you to remove your bra?'"
On selfies - "They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation."
"Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants."
