Outsized by both the calves and arms of his average-looking girlfriend:
At least he doesn’t waste his days posting under 30 different gimmick accounts, at least he isn’t fat and bloated, at least he is successfulUnlike you
He looks like a douche and is no way worth 300 million but that chick is cute.
the new 300 million dollar man. imagine what he would make if he put up numbers like these.
he's made 35 million already in his MLB career. he has an additional 300 million guaranteed over the next 10 years.
I know and I think San Diego screwed up. Why these organizations think one player is going to completely overhaul the team is beyond me as it almost never works. The LA Angels have proven this over and over. Without great pitching you have no chance. Position players are a dime a dozen.
San Diego has the best farm system in baseball. He's the centerpiece they want to build the kids around.
My words must have upset you in the past. Which gimmick accounts are you convinced I run, "Royalty"?
Ripping on Machado for his calves?? The guy just signed one of the richest sports contracts in sports. I think he's doing just fine.