Author Topic: Askren vs lawler (Read 3064 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** March 05, 2019, 06:59:06 PM »

First off never seen a dorkyer fighter . Ben askren sounds like some terribly awkward 2nd graders name . Ben grapples lawler and it looks halaruis like a middle school fight and wins

That was the funniest lookin fight ever lol

Kwon · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2019, 04:46:38 AM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on March 05, 2019, 06:59:06 PM

First off never seen a dorkyer fighter . Ben askren sounds like some terribly awkward 2nd graders name . Ben grapples lawler and it looks halaruis like a middle school fight and wins

That was the funniest lookin fight ever lol

He will keep on winning with his awkward style , non existant striking and supreme wrestling and iron chin!

Marty Champions · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2019, 07:19:49 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on March 06, 2019, 04:46:38 AM

He will keep on winning with his awkward style , non existant striking and supreme wrestling and iron chin!

im hoping ben dominates with his non violent fight method

Kwon · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2019, 07:25:14 AM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on March 06, 2019, 07:19:49 AM

im hoping ben dominates with his non violent fight method

He might look like a dork, but he will keep winning

indie-lad · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2019, 08:51:20 AM »

That fight was a complete joke, it should be a "no contest"!!

Dana wants a rematch and I hope Lawler gets it because he deserves it.

Kwon · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2019, 09:11:54 AM »

Quote from: indie-lad on March 06, 2019, 08:51:20 AM

That fight was a complete joke, it should be a "no contest"!!

Dana wants a rematch and I hope Lawler gets it because he deserves it.

Askren is not quite your image of a superhero now is he

ratherbebig · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2019, 11:13:15 AM »

he just needs a suit

Wiggs · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2019, 11:37:35 AM »

Askren has a punchable face and stupid hair as a topping.

Kwon · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2019, 12:03:25 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 06, 2019, 11:37:35 AM

Askren has a punchable face and stupid hair as a topping.

Yes , looks like a dork but will STILL find a way to win!

People also started to like Tyron once they knew Askren was his friend.

It's like Lethal Weapon yet again! Gotta love those two!

JAGO · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2019, 12:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 06, 2019, 11:37:35 AM

Askren has a punchable face and stupid hair as a topping.

I know . . . There is something about the guy that makes him someone you just automatically dislike.

J

Matt · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2019, 01:11:26 PM »

Quote from: indie-lad on March 06, 2019, 08:51:20 AM

That fight was a complete joke, it should be a "no contest"!!

Dana wants a rematch and I hope Lawler gets it because he deserves it.

No to both - you can't blame Ben for this one. He had a legitimate lock in, and the fight would have likely ended, had it been stopped a few seconds later. Again, that's not Ben's fault. Ben doesn't owe Robby for the mistake of Herb Dean - if you can even call it a "mistake". After all, Robby's arm did drop at free fall speed.

Observe the following evidence.

Exhibit A -

Robby Lawler takes Ben Askren for a ride, and [II] Andre the Giant takes Hulk Hogan for a ride, nearly 31 years earlier, to the day:

Matt · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2019, 01:14:44 PM »

Exhibit B -

Hulk Hogan has a premonition: "I will have multiple neck and back surgeries in the decades to come, and shrink from a billed height of 6'8, to a real height of somewhere around 6'3 to 6'4."

Matt · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2019, 01:19:12 PM »

Exhibit C -

Robby Lawler's arm goes limp, and drops from Ben Askren's head at free fall speed, and [II] Andre the Giant bear-hugs Hulk Hogan, causing Hulk's arm to go limp, nearly 31 years earlier, to the day:

Zillotch · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2019, 01:30:00 PM »

lawler was out... ref rushed in, causing askren to loosen up a bit, allowing lawler to regain consciousness.

lawler was not getting out of that choke.

Kwon · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2019, 01:50:44 PM »

Doesn't matter really.

If Herb had waited for two-three more seconds, Ben would still have won.

cephissus · « **Reply #15 on:** March 06, 2019, 02:00:03 PM »

Quote from: Matt on March 06, 2019, 01:19:12 PM

Exhibit C -

Robby Lawler's arm goes limp, and drops from Ben Askren's head at free fall speed, and [II] Andre the Giant bear-hugs Hulk Hogan, causing Hulk's arm to go limp, nearly 31 years earlier, to the day:

Exhibit D

ratherbebig · « **Reply #16 on:** March 06, 2019, 02:23:33 PM »

lawler doesnt have to get out. he only have to wait 90 more seconds for the round to end

Matt · « **Reply #17 on:** March 06, 2019, 06:15:44 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on March 06, 2019, 02:00:03 PM

Exhibit D

Tell me more about "Exhibit D".

Kidding.

I didn't watch that one. Checking it out now.

This one is good:

AbrahamG · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2019, 06:18:50 PM »

Can't fault Herb Dean. He looked and probably was out. He wasn't escaping. Still, Ben should give him the rematch but play hardball with Dana White and demand more money.

Matt · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2019, 06:35:16 PM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on March 06, 2019, 02:23:33 PM

lawler doesnt have to get out. he only have to wait 90 more seconds for the round to end

Maybe he would rather be conscious?

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Some have said you are friends with him. Is that true?

Are you friends with getbig legend The_Coach?

Kwon · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2019, 05:07:33 AM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on March 06, 2019, 02:23:33 PM

lawler doesnt have to get out. he only have to wait 90 more seconds for the round to end

Lawler would be sleeping if he waited three more seconds.

ratherbebig · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2019, 05:11:38 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on March 07, 2019, 05:07:33 AM

Lawler would be sleeping if he waited three more seconds.

i dont think you go for 'im ok, thumbs up!' to sleeping in a few seconds. but what do i know, im no choke-expert

they should redesign the cage so you can throw people out of it, then you know for sure the match is over when your opponent hits a celebrity in the front row seats

20inch calves · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2019, 10:36:40 AM »

Askren was out of it after that slam..of course he doesn't want a rematch..Lawler nearly changed his facial structure

Kwon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2019, 12:39:25 PM »

Quote from: 20inch calves on March 07, 2019, 10:36:40 AM

Askren was out of it after that slam..of course he doesn't want a rematch..Lawler nearly changed his facial structure

No loss if that happened though

oldgolds · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2019, 07:26:10 AM »

No one has ever beaten that dorky dude...It's a crime that he wasn't signed 10 years ago...He simply dominates his opposition...