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HTexan

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Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« on: March 07, 2019, 10:55:20 AM »
Short guy with a small penis, not even a billion bucks could make him happy.
https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say
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lightweight83

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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2019, 12:02:36 PM »
Is this legit?  If it is, dude is a complete fucking moron.  If you're a billionaire it doesn't matter what you look like, the size of your pecker or any other trait.  You will pull unimaginable amounts of pussy regardless of any of your short comings (pun intended). 
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2019, 12:12:56 PM »
Moon landing, Lincoln shot, etc..... ::) ::)
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2019, 12:27:27 PM »
Quote from: lightweight83 on March 07, 2019, 12:02:36 PM
Is this legit?  If it is, dude is a complete fucking moron.  If you're a billionaire it doesn't matter what you look like, the size of your pecker or any other trait.  You will pull unimaginable amounts of pussy regardless of any of your short comings (pun intended). 

True

But in this case it seems he was a billionaire with mental problems...

He could have booked 4 high end escorts per week, but he was a retard   ;D
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Kwon

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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2019, 12:28:47 PM »
For all women reading, this is how important the penis is for the man.


He sacrificed not just his wealth, but his LIFE for it.
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2019, 12:48:27 PM »
Quote from: Skylge on March 07, 2019, 12:27:27 PM
True

But in this case it seems he was a billionaire with mental problems...

He could have booked 4 high end escorts per week, but he was a retard   ;D

You're most likely right.  4 a week?  Fuck it, he could have had 2 a night everyday for the rest of his life.  Those skanks wouldn't complain if he was 3", actually they would probably prefer it lol
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2019, 01:13:58 PM »
Q: What do you get for the man who has everything?

A: Penis enlargement.
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2019, 01:51:35 PM »
Quote from: lightweight83 on March 07, 2019, 12:02:36 PM
Is this legit?  If it is, dude is a complete fucking moron.  If you're a billionaire it doesn't matter what you look like, the size of your pecker or any other trait.  You will pull unimaginable amounts of pussy regardless of any of your short comings (pun intended). 
yeah. Dude owned Omega Diamonds. Was worth 5.2 billion bucks. He had Napoleon complex as well as the small dick.
Dude obviously had mental health problems. Pussy couldn't have been an issue? ???
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2019, 02:10:51 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on March 07, 2019, 01:51:35 PM
yeah. Dude owned Omega Diamonds. Was worth 5.2 billion bucks. He had Napoleon complex as well as the small dick.
Dude obviously had mental health problems. Pussy couldn't have been an issue? ???

Maybe Penis was so small that pussy WAS the issue???
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2019, 02:12:13 PM »
no penis pics  ???

(no homo)
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2019, 03:27:34 AM »
Penis enlargement surgery at 65yo...
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2019, 04:19:25 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on March 07, 2019, 02:10:51 PM
Maybe Penis was so small that pussy WAS the issue???
When you have money like that pussy is never the issue.  He could have been a sugar daddy and had as many college girls as he wanted just by paying their tuition.
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2019, 05:13:33 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on March 08, 2019, 04:19:25 AM
When you have money like that pussy is never the issue.  He could have been a sugar daddy and had as many college girls as he wanted just by paying their tuition.

Penis was surely the issue!
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2019, 05:15:26 AM »
If you were a billionaire  why would u care?  Especially when u r in your 60's
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2019, 05:37:00 AM »
[fortress]glad hes dead[/fortress]
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2019, 06:14:55 AM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on March 08, 2019, 05:37:00 AM
[fortress]glad hes dead[/fortress]

He died?

I got the sense that Fortress didn't like my posts about how I like cunnilingus.

No need to fuck women.  Love eating women's pussies.  Love that scent.  Love that fishy scent.
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2019, 06:22:16 AM »
Many getbiggers care about penis size more than anything, very evident in their postings  :D
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2019, 06:53:38 AM »
Seems like many getbiggers are suprised to learn that money does not, in fact, buy happiness
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2019, 06:57:32 AM »
Quote from: Matt on March 08, 2019, 06:14:55 AM
He died?

I got the sense that Fortress didn't like my posts about how I like cunnilingus.

No need to fuck women.  Love eating women's pussies.  Love that scent.  Love that fishy scent.

Should not be eating pussies that smell like fish
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2019, 07:02:10 AM »
Quote from: 20inch calves on March 08, 2019, 05:15:26 AM
If you were a billionaire  why would u care?  Especially when u r in your 60's

Doesn't matter how rich or old you are, there's always something buggin' ya,  or as in Basile's case, buggerin' ya.
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2019, 07:43:40 AM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on March 08, 2019, 06:53:38 AM
Seems like many getbiggers are suprised to learn that money does not, in fact, buy happiness

I sure would like to see for myself
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2019, 08:02:11 AM »
Every getbigger has at least a 10 inch crank, remember?
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falco

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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2019, 09:22:41 AM »
The secret to appear to have a big penis is to have small legs.
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2019, 09:48:16 AM »
Quote from: falco on March 08, 2019, 03:27:34 AM
Penis enlargement surgery at 65yo...
dude just clicked on an "enlarge your manhood..." spam mail  ;D
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Re: Billionaires Penis enlargement goes wrong, he died for you!
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2019, 12:09:13 PM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on March 08, 2019, 08:02:11 AM
Every getbigger has at least a 10 inch crank, remember?
I'm 11.5 inches, you guys are small.
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