LOL, good one.
Pres Trump made the prudent in this situation.
Regardless of the plane, I always hoped I could fly for a discount fare class I came up with.
They have 1st class, business class, coach, etc.
How about the new "BOWL class" discount fare 
?
I'd ride seated on the throne in the bathroom.
Of course, you have to get up when someone needs to use the facility.
As long as I got a can of Lysol, I'd be willing to fly "bowl class" for 50% fare.
How about you? 
Last time I flew I was seated back by the john.
I think the stewardess was giving blow**bs in there because there was a non-stop line the whole flight.
