Nothing screams "I'm a hardcore bodybuilder" like carrying a $15 key chain advertising you're "Straight Outta the Gym"

Bodybuilding..........IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS!
Here's a novel idea....
Buy a box of 150 ziploc sandwich bags for $2.50, dump your protein in one, and your pills for the amount of time you won't be home in another.......fold them up, and put them in your pocket while you go about your day with no one knowing you're biggest fear in life is you might be going catabolic.