I literally have zero clue what the rules are, or how to win poker.
However, I am 100% confident that I could go into a casino with one of you guys explaining it to me in a minute as I found a seat across from her where I'd then take all the money she was willing to put on the table.
She has sooooooooooooooooo many "tells" when she is lying. For starters it's like she suddenly has tourettes....
It's like a video book on things a person does when lying whenever she's on camera.