Jokes that wouldn't fly today

[Kwon]

Liberals would be screaming

[Darren Avey]

Watch Bernard Manning

[funk51]

Liberals would be screaming

                 that's the problem anymore people have become hyper sensitive. they got to relearn how to take a joke again. life is too short to be serious all the time.

[The_Punisher]

Rickles would be Banned today....this pussy ass generation would definitely end his career as the Greatest insult comic of all time

[Fortress]

Every (actually funny) joke is now off limits.

Hell, most adult coversation, outside of your home, is bad news.

Someone is gonna lodge a complaint and get you fired or socially torched.

The world’s becoming one shitty and pathetic joint.

Thank lefttards, feminists ... and their masters, the Joo Globalist Elite, who demand your obedience so as to make reality their sinister goal of absolute planet domination.

[AbrahamG]

I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 

[Eyeball Chambers]

I work in a professional environment under a state professional license. I make sure to say what I want when I want. Everyone needs to make a point to do this. If you're offended it's your problem not mine.

[Dave D]

I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 

I think you know your audience here and they arent afraid to embrace their racism.

Rickles roasting Evil Kenevil wasnt that funny, unless you think telling nipsy Russell to clean the lobby was some real creative word play.

[Bevo]

I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback.  

That’s so true 

[Agnostic007]

I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 

Thumbs up

[dan18]

pity post

[robcguns]

Like I always say,say what you want and don’t give a fuck.Who cares what anyone says?its all opinions and nothing else.If someone wants to hear a joke I will tell them a joke if not I won’t.

[ratherbebig]

nobody can tell a joke about faggz, blackz, jewz, womenz these days.. i havent laughed in years 

[SOMEPARTS]

Like I always say,say what you want and don’t give a fuck.Who cares what anyone says?its all opinions and nothing else.If someone wants to hear a joke I will tell them a joke if not I won’t.

Haha, yeah it was until they started firing and harassing people and closing out their social media.

[SF1900]

Like I always say,say what you want and don’t give a fuck.Who cares what anyone says?its all opinions and nothing else.If someone wants to hear a joke I will tell them a joke if not I won’t.

This would obviously work in limited settings.

It wouldn’t fly in a work setting, unless one has no intention of keeping their job.

[robcguns]

This would obviously work in limited settings.

It wouldn’t fly in a work setting, unless one has no intention of keeping their job.

Luckily I work in construction so any jokes fly any time.

[Kwon]

Modern Comedy

[seCrawler]

nobody can tell a joke about faggz, blackz, jewz, womenz these days.. i havent laughed in years 

These seem to be fair game.

Cracker
Redneck
Hillbilly.
Honky
White Trash
Trailer Trash
Hick
Bumpkin
Peckerwood

[nicorulez]

I'm a liberal and me and my conservative and liberal friends exchange jokes all the time.  It's about knowing your audience.  Unfortunately for you and other butt hurt white conservative snowflakes it all boils down to not being allowed to be openly racist.  When your kind says the good old days you really want to say ni66er without any blowback. 

Abraham, I disagree. The majority of us conservatives are not racist. I propose that there are more closet racist liberals and Democrats than Republicans. Take an hour and listen to David Webb sometime. Dude is smart, logical, and his points are spot on. He is also very black. There are a segment of the alt right that are complete morons and the equivalent on our side as AOC / Omar / Sanders are on the left. However, most conservatives just believe in hard work, less government interference, lower taxes, less social services for able bodied individuals, and self determination. I don't want a handout. I worked my ass off to be an MD. I don't think it is fair that the government taxes me now up to 37 cents plus on the dollar, when fifty percent of Americans pay no taxes.

[robcguns]

Abraham, I disagree. The majority of us conservatives are not racist. I propose that there are more closet racist liberals and Democrats than Republicans. Take an hour and listen to David Webb sometime. Dude is smart, logical, and his points are spot on. He is also very black. There are a segment of the alt right that are complete morons and the equivalent on our side as AOC / Omar / Sanders are on the left. However, most conservatives just believe in hard work, less government interference, lower taxes, less social services for able bodied individuals, and self determination. I don't want a handout. I worked my ass off to be an MD. I don't think it is fair that the government taxes me now up to 37 cents plus on the dollar, when fifty percent of Americans pay no taxes.

Agreed,I’d say the most racist are definitely the Democrats they just hide it cause they are sneaky fucks and yes you should not have or pay more cause many pay nothing.

[robcguns]

So my post gets erased but secrawler saying all the things about whites is left.Talk about fucking racist.obviously the mods are fucking Democrats.its not racist if against white.Fuck you.

[robcguns]

Haha, yeah it was until they started firing and harassing people and closing out their social media.

That’s why I work for myself and have no social media.I say as I please 24/7

[nicorulez]

The world is too politically correct. My God, this year the libs were going after old Christmas Carols. WTF. Everybody is offended. I am shocked at the Democrats. They have the party of anti-white males with apologies for white privilege and reparations for slavery  . One question to my liberal black cohorts on GB, have you ever seen an Vietnamese immigrant on the welfare line. Answer is no. I have worked in Charity hospitals in Houston, New Orleans, and Miami during training....I have never seen a lazier class of people than inner city folk who teethe off the welfare system for generations, but expect five star care when they are uninsured or have Medicaid. If Democrats would for once man up and demand a work requirement and time limit on Social Services for able bodied individuals, there would not be so much closet hate toward blacks and hispanics...who also suck the system dry.

I suspect the closet racism you see on the boards is just a frustration with society catering to lazy people. Personally, I could care less if you are white, brown, yellow, or green....if you get your ass up and work I respect you. If you are a lazy piece of scum then I have no use for you. Republicans in there own way encourage work in a nice way. Democrats feel by being born and not aborted in your mom's womb you deserve a liveable wage. GTFO.

[robcguns]

The world is too politically correct. My God, this year the libs were going after old Christmas Carols. WTF. Everybody is offended. I am shocked at the Democrats. They have the party of anti-white males with apologies for white privilege and reparations for slavery  . One question to my liberal black cohorts on GB, have you ever seen an Vietnamese immigrant on the welfare line. Answer is no. I have worked in Charity hospitals in Houston, New Orleans, and Miami during training....I have never seen a lazier class of people than inner city folk who teethe off the welfare system for generations, but expect five star care when they are uninsured or have Medicaid. If Democrats would for once man up and demand a work requirement and time limit on Social Services for able bodied individuals, there would not be so much closet hate toward blacks and hispanics...who also suck the system dry.

I suspect the closet racism you see on the boards is just a frustration with society catering to lazy people. Personally, I could care less if you are white, brown, yellow, or green....if you get your ass up and work I respect you. If you are a lazy piece of scum then I have no use for you. Republicans in there own way encourage work in a nice way. Democrats feel by being born and not aborted in your mom's womb you deserve a liveable wage. GTFO.

Exactly

[YngiweRhoads]

These seem to be fair game.

Cracker
Redneck
Hillbilly.
Honky
White Trash
Trailer Trash
Hick
Bumpkin
Peckerwood