With apologies to The Beatles -
Dear Prudence, won't you come be gay.
Dear Prudence, then you can fap away.
Your bum is up, his balls are blue
Your ballon knot stretches and out comes poo
Dear Prudence let the cum out today
Dear Prudence open up your brown eye
Dear Prudence make a bum cream pie
The wind blows free, but you are cheap
Like tbombz sez just jam it deep
Dear Prudence won't you open up your brown eye
Twirl around round
Twirl around round round
Twirl around
Dear Prudence let me see you lie
Dear Prudence tell the world you're bi
The bed post has you chained again
You really love that S&M
Dear Prudence won't you let me see you lie