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The Masters
« on: April 14, 2019, 08:45:07 AM »
Anyone watching? Been on this since round 1 and Tiger holding his own through 9 with 1 back of the leader.

For the record my personal favorite sports in order

1. Golf/Baseball

2. Football


Wait for it in 3...2...

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2019, 09:25:21 AM »
i'd rather watch paint dry than golf,  but i'm a big baseball, football, basketball fan in that order.  wait for it in 3...2.... 1...  ;D
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 09:45:49 AM »
I only played golf one time with the guys from work. It was a big drink fest. Even had girls driving golf carts to us on the field delivering drinks.  After about an hour I thought the game was close to over and was shocked we still had hours to play.  On my initial drive I swung with all my might and looked in the sky for the ball. It was still on the tee.  I can see the appeal but it's not for me.

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Re: The Masters
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2019, 11:32:20 AM »
I guess Tiger winning is good for the sport
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 11:39:23 AM »
I guess Tiger winning is good for the sport

Needs to bring up the legs but it would bring bodybuilding closer to the aesthetic physiques of old


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Re: The Masters
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 11:41:08 AM »
Needs to bring up the legs but it would bring bodybuilding closer to the aesthetic physiques of old



That lobster is thicker than his calves
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2019, 11:42:00 AM »
I guess Tiger winning is good for the sport

Golf ain't a sport and fuck Tiger Woods.   ;D

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2019, 11:50:04 AM »
And still the greatest to ever play the game. The curse of Elin is over!

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2019, 11:51:34 AM »
Golf ain't a sport and fuck Tiger Woods.   ;D

Golf is definitely a sport

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2019, 11:55:01 AM »
Golf is definitely a sport

About as much as shooting pool is.  Or for that matter, bodybuilding.  We'll just have to disagree.  I despise most such pastimes. And Tiger Woods is a PC Fucktard. 

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2019, 12:04:25 PM »
Golf is more akin to billiards and bowling.  It is a skill activity.

To play at the atmospheric level of the pros requires a high level of coordination, nerve and endurance.  The game beats you up physically over time.

You can be fat and play at a high level if you are coordinated and highly skilled at the game but don't kid yourself, the pros are quite good athletes, even if they sometimes look out of shape. 

You can be fat and play in the NFL and be fat and win the Olympic gold medal in weightlifting.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2019, 12:22:28 PM »
Anyone watching? Been on this since round 1 and Tiger holding his own through 9 with 1 back of the leader.

For the record my personal favorite sports in order

1. Golf/Baseball

2. Football


Wait for it in 3...2...

Golf is not a sport.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2019, 12:25:14 PM »
Sure it isn’t 🤦‍♂️

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2019, 12:26:59 PM »

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2019, 12:33:19 PM »


Superb athlete, one of the best of his sport in his day.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2019, 12:39:41 PM »
Superb athlete, one of the best of his sport in his day.
Great athlete  ,same  as this Masters winner


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Re: The Masters
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2019, 12:59:39 PM »
and here we go with the stupid comparisons

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2019, 12:59:50 PM »
Superb athlete, one of the best of his sport in his day.
And was drunk as hell when that photo was taken.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2019, 01:00:52 PM »

That lobster is thicker than his calves

That lobsters calves are thicker than Tiger's calves.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2019, 01:02:25 PM »

That lobster is thicker than his calves


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Re: The Masters
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2019, 01:13:20 PM »
If only he hadn't married the Nordic hoe, how many majors would he have won?

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2019, 01:25:20 PM »
If only he hadn't married the Nordic hoe, how many majors would he have won?
Good question but it could also be worded "If only he hadn't cheated on his wife how many majors could he have won?"

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2019, 01:59:28 PM »
If only he hadn't married the Nordic hoe, how many majors would he have won?

In her defense that was on him. Elin is SMOKING hot and thought he could do better and she put the whammy on him for the next ten years

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2019, 02:09:09 PM »
Has a 315 max bench apparently!  >:(