Stupid hunk of junk that’ll sooner rather than later find its way into a rusty pail out back the gym filled with oily battle thongs, crushed Joe Weider Muscle Builder protein cans, torn brochures from The Mirage, and a few cum-crusted paper bags.
Unnecessarily complex.
Grab a handle overhand, underhand, use a neautral-grip attachment, or vary your grip width (if it’s such a big deal).
“Back Widow”. Oh brother.

Someone should hammer blow this tool direct in the kidneys.