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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2019, 08:34:27 PM »
Like Jar Jar in Episode II, I'm thinking her part in Episode IX is going to be greatly reduced. ;)

That would be a shame.  We need more of her.  While they're at it, is there any way we can time travel and bring back Vice Admiral Dildo?


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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2019, 08:41:14 PM »
The FARCE is indeed, feminine. 

Disney's Star Wars? FTN.

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2019, 09:37:10 PM »
The D23 showed some Rise of the Skywalker footage intermixed with other Disney projects.

They hyped the movie, their new streaming service, talked Marvel, etc.

Anyway, some footage that was shown did not make the final D23 Rise of the Skywalker footage.

Here it is:


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSIjAtufAGw&feature=youtu.be

You hear Rey tell Finn that it is too dangerous and she has to go alone.

The brief clip also shows Kylo onboard some white ship, or I should say in a white room, and he is looking at Vader's burnt mask.


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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2019, 09:46:15 PM »
This guys video made me ask my wife - children - business partners - friends that if I ever cry over a movie (especially a damn trailer!) PLEASE shoot me in my face until I am dead!!!!

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2019, 07:59:17 AM »
With any luck maRey Sue will turn sith, Gaylo will turn good and kill her (becoming a real Skywalker hence the title), and everyone can forget these horrible shit movies ever existed.

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2019, 08:09:53 AM »
With any luck maRey Sue will turn sith, Gaylo will turn good and kill her (becoming a real Skywalker hence the title), and everyone can forget these horrible shit movies ever existed.

Imagine the Twist at the end, Rey Sue becoming Sithlord, and Kylo killing her, embracing the Jedi-Way.

End of the movies.
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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2019, 07:40:05 PM »
A spoiler report.

If you want to read, use your mouse to drag the space and reveal the information.

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (Spoilers)

>Takes place one year after THE LAST JEDI.
>The plot revolves around a race to find something. This “MacGuffin” is said to be controversial yet delightful. The “MacGuffin” may change during the movie, going from one thing which leads to something else, and that it ends up revealing the big secret of the movie. It is supposed to be something related to C3PO's old memory that got erased at the end of Episode III.
>The First Order has conquered most of the galaxy.
>Kylo Ren is still torn between the dark side and the light and still harbors feelings for Rey.
>Hux has been replaced by Allegiant General Pryde (Richard E. Grant) and has been leaking information to the Resistance in hopes that they kill Kylo and allow him to retake control.
>Hux is still here.
> (Kylo Ren) was in a room like in the rebel Blockade runner style, that bright white. And he's looking down as a box or container opens to reveal the charred Vader helmet.
>The Knights of Ren return from an expedition to the Unknown Regions to inform Kylo about a secret arsenal of superweapons built by Palpatine.
>Sith Stormtroopers (Red armor) have been hidden away in the unknown regions. It is apparently hellish in those areas. The universe is “not entirely stable.” The area is dangerous and full of peril. Since Emperor Palpatine’s death the fleet has been dodging gravity wells and surviving in the wilderness of space in the unknown regions waiting to be found and to finish their mission.
>The Sith Stormtroopers, which belong to Palpatine, have been hidden away inside a massive fleet, probably as a final act so upon his resurrection he could dominate the galaxy once more.
>The Death Star II wasn’t Palpatine’s last project. These Star Destroyers are equipped with “planet destroying weapons” like the one on the Death Star.
>Kylo and the Knights of Ren begin searching for the Wayfinder, a device required to locate the arsenal.
>The Resistance learns about this and deploys Rey, Finn, Poe, Chewbacca, BB-8, C-3P0 and R2-D2 to retrieve the Wayfinder first.
>Rose is now a high-ranking Resistance commander answering directly to General Leia and stays behind to coordinate them from the base.
>The Wayfinder’s coordinates are in C-3P0’s old memory unit in an abandoned Imperial blockade in a jungle world, where the heroes befriend the warrior Jannah (Naomie Ackie) and her people.
>After retrieving it, the heroes to a decommissioned droid factory in a snow world to unlock it, where they are ambushed by the First Order and rescued by bounty hunter Zorii Bliss (Keri Russell) and her droid.
>During the battle, the memory unit of a combat droid is uploaded into C-3P0, causing him to develop an aggressive personality and take Chewie’s bowcaster for himself. (Red Eyes)
>Meanwhile, Kylo meets an oracle who directs him to the Wayfinder’s location in a desert world. Rey and her friends also learn about it from C-3P0’s memories.
>Rey and Kylo meet and fight in the desert world, while the Knights of Ren battle Finn, Poe, Chewie and the droids.
>Rey and Kylo still share a Force bond, which causes them to experience “Force flashes” of past events as they fight.
>Kylo and the Knights of Ren retrieve the Wayfinder and return to the ruins of the Death Star in the jungle world to unlock the arsenal’s location.
>The Resistance follows him, but are ambushed by the First Order and nearly defeated before a local alien, Klaud, helps them escape.
>Finn recruits Jannah and her people as reinforcements to battle the First Order, while Rey confronts Kylo.
>Rey and Kylo learn that the Wayfinder actually contains Palpatine’s spirit. The Knights of Ren may be loyal to him and manipulated Kylo into freeing him. Rumor.
>Palpatine possesses one of the knights (Matt Smith) and announces his plan to seize control of the First Order and use the hidden fleet/arsenal to subjugate the galaxy. He also reveals that he was behind Snoke.
>Luke Skywalker and Han Solo appear as Force ghosts and encourage Kylo to accept the light. Kylo then join forces with Rey to stop Palpatine.
>Rey and Kylo defeat Palpatine, but he then possesses Kylo. He urges Rey to kill him, and she reluctantly does. Palpatine is unable to possess Rey and is destroyed for the last time.
>The First Order is defeated and Palpatine’s arsenal is destroyed.
>Rey mourns Kylo.
>The film is rumored to end with a sunset.
>So about Lando, he doesn't do much, he's just there with the heroes. Knights of Ren also have lots of scene where they are just there.
>The final battle will take place on the jungle planet, the hidden Sith Fleet will appear there to fight.
>The remains of the second Death Star will make the final battle epic and Rey and Kylo will use force flash fights against Palpatine .


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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2019, 11:48:08 PM »
I can't wait to see more of this brave and cunning warrior.


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« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2019, 11:52:13 PM »
So strong, so brave.


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« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2019, 11:56:25 PM »
What a bad ass!


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« Reply #60 on: September 05, 2019, 12:10:44 AM »
Much better than these old cucks.  Girl power!




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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #61 on: September 05, 2019, 12:15:45 AM »
I can't wait to see more of this brave and cunning warrior.



She's not even liked by Chinese because she's fat.

They don't like fat people in China, and most of Asia.

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« Reply #62 on: September 05, 2019, 12:23:55 AM »
Look at this bad-ass fighter pilot.  Yes, this is a shot from the The Last Jedi.  It isn't a spoof or fan fiction or anything like that.  Actual footage.

Now I know what you may be thinking, she looks like a child sitting in that cockpit with that ridiculous helmet on.  Well guess what, you are a bad person who is threatened by strong women.


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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #63 on: September 05, 2019, 12:33:13 AM »

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2019, 04:36:55 AM »
The Future is Female


The Force is Female


Diversity is Our Strength
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« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2019, 04:40:31 AM »
I can't wait to see more of this brave and cunning warrior.



She becomes Shith Lord, rapist of negros.

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2019, 11:23:07 AM »
Hahahaahaaaaaa, Star Whores: The Rise of Cuckoldry

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2019, 01:18:59 PM »
Darth Vader actor was a bodybuilder

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« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2019, 03:18:13 PM »
Darth Vader actor was a bodybuilder

He was the one who trained Christopher Reeve for Superman as well and helped him gain 40 pounds.

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2019, 06:45:49 PM »

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« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2019, 06:54:13 PM »
The Future is Female


The Force is Female


Diversity is Our Strength

Masculinity in men is toxic.  Females becoming more masculine is a good thing.

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #71 on: September 07, 2019, 08:13:45 AM »


To this day, I still can't believe that scene... ::) ???

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« Reply #72 on: September 07, 2019, 08:41:45 AM »
To this day, I still can't believe that scene... ::) ???

They wanted to make a mockery of the Legendary Male Jedi Knight/Master
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« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2019, 02:19:50 PM »
They wanted to make a mockery of the Legendary Male Jedi Knight/Master

Truth.

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« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2019, 02:20:58 PM »
And let's not forget this one. It might be the worst of all.