Author Topic: Logan Clark - is he Natural? (Read 3734 times)

Let me guess...Your mother is your sister and your dad is your grandfather, right? Because even "slow" people have better comedic skills than the dross you just typed up for display here. I bet that took you several minutes to compost (yes, it is a play on words, kid).

Say goodnight Jason.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:18:03 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on April 25, 2019, 08:58:40 PM

Let me guess...Your mother is your sister and your dad is your grandfather, right? Because even "slow" people have better comedic skills than the dross you just typed up for display here. I bet that took you several minutes to compost (yes, it is a play on words, kid).

Say goodnight Jason.

^typist^

Dave D · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:21:33 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on April 25, 2019, 08:58:40 PM

Let me guess...Your mother is your sister and your dad is your grandfather, right? Because even "slow" people have better comedic skills than the dross you just typed up for display here. I bet that took you several minutes to compost (yes, it is a play on words, kid).

Say goodnight Jason.

I have to say Mr. The, I agree with you on this.

This Logan dude is all natural.

The Scott · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:26:27 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on April 25, 2019, 09:18:03 PM

^typist^

How it must ache to be so easily bettered by someone such as I...I cannot begin to fathom the depths to which your soul is sinking. The detumescence of your ego must be reminiscent of a large elephant suffering from flatulence.

It's said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Given you penile proclivities (as exhibited in more than a few of your posts), I would say you are more into fappery. Run along now, twatlet before I trigger you into a fecal position you'll not so easily recover from.

Your aged mother is calling you...For seconds. Typist.

Dave D · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:52:13 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on April 25, 2019, 09:26:27 PM

How it must ache to be so easily bettered by someone such as I...I cannot begin to fathom the depths to which your soul is sinking. The detumescence of your ego must be reminiscent of a large elephant suffering from flatulence.

It's said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Given you penile proclivities (as exhibited in more than a few of your posts), I would say you are more into fappery. Run along now, twatlet before I trigger you into a fecal position you'll not so easily recover from.

Your aged mother is calling you...For seconds. Typist.

When you refer to a "large" elephant what are you specifically referencing, as elephants are large by their nature.

Is there an elephant that is so much bigger than an average elephant that it makes them look small? Is this what you mean by large?

Such that Logan is as natural as an elephant is large.

Because if so that was nicely done.

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2019, 02:26:39 AM »

Great receptors for gear.

Must be a bad-ass though w/ the "Kill It" hat. Wouldnt wanna mess w/ him.

lightweight83 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2019, 04:02:53 AM »

This manlet is clearly geared to the gills, but he doesn't claim Natty anywhere on his instagram or youtube... so why the callout like this?

Griffith · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2019, 04:05:49 AM »

His height is about 5'6 ?

The Scott · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2019, 04:23:25 AM »

Quote from: Dave D on April 25, 2019, 09:52:13 PM

When you refer to a "large" elephant what are you specifically referencing, as elephants are large by their nature.

Is there an elephant that is so much bigger than an average elephant that it makes them look small? Is this what you mean by large?

Such that Logan is as natural as an elephant is large.

Because if so that was nicely done.

Partially, but I was primarily using it as a analogy in that a large elephant suffering from a poor diet would have poo gas and when it finally farts, it would deflate just as the ego of AbrahamG must surely do each time he reads most any reply to his all too common faux pas.

Bevo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2019, 04:59:43 AM »

“Made in the USA”

Bet all the steroids he takes is made in China