First off, thanks for the update on this midgie. Now on to insightful, but brief, commentary.
Golly, Phildo be usin' de EZ A(z) F(uk) curl bar whilst wearin' dat phat azz Poysoned (gift is German for "poison") Dream Killah.
'n' sheit.
What a twatling is Phildo the Phucktard.