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How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« on: May 18, 2019, 03:44:22 PM »
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2019, 03:56:06 PM »
19 pussies and 5 anus’
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2019, 04:02:16 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on May 18, 2019, 03:56:06 PM
19 pussies and 5 anus’

I said whole college, not weekend  ;D
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2019, 04:21:19 PM »
A good actor, but a very unattractive man.

Face looks like someone ran a cheese grater over it a few hundred times.

Always had bad crater skin.

Must have had really bad acne throughout puberty.

Jones and Edward James Olmos have horrendous skin.

My guess is a lot of masturbation and little pussy.

Went to Harvard. He was Al Gore's college roommate. Must have been funny to be in the university with moron Al Gore, the D student. Only John Kerry was dumber, a D- student at Yale.

Got in because of his father, the racist liberal Senator from Tennessee who voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Love dem libs.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2019, 04:23:25 PM »
Quote from: Desolate on May 18, 2019, 04:21:19 PM
A good actor, but a very unattractive man.

Face looks like someone ran a cheese grater over it a few hundred times.

Always had bad crater skin.

Must have had really bad acne throughout puberty.

Jones and Edward James Olmos have horrendous skin.

My guess is a lot of masturbation and little pussy.

Went to Harvard. He was Al Gore's college roommate. Must have been funny to be in the university with moron Al Gore, the D student. Only John Kerry was dumber, a D- student at Yale.

Got in because of his father, the racist liberal Senator from Tennessee who voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Love dem libs.
Yeah, geez, he is not a good looking dude. Ugly really.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2019, 04:27:28 PM »
2 posters above me have a terrible eye for aesthetics.This combo of masculine and pretty boy makes the ultimate slayer.


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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2019, 04:32:59 PM »
Yeah, I especially love his unibrow.

As Stewie Griffin said of another guy with bad skin, actor Ray Liotta...

"His face has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."

Jones' skin makes Liotta's look like fine porcelain.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2019, 04:40:10 PM »
Quote from: Desolate on May 18, 2019, 04:21:19 PM
A good actor, but a very unattractive man.

Face looks like someone ran a cheese grater over it a few hundred times.

Always had bad crater skin.

Must have had really bad acne throughout puberty.

Jones and Edward James Olmos have horrendous skin.

My guess is a lot of masturbation and little pussy.

Went to Harvard. He was Al Gore's college roommate. Must have been funny to be in the university with moron Al Gore, the D student. Only John Kerry was dumber, a D- student at Yale.

Got in because of his father, the racist liberal Senator from Tennessee who voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Love dem libs.

He needed to crush just one and he failed.

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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2019, 04:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Moontrane on May 18, 2019, 04:40:10 PM
He needed to crush just one and he failed.



LOL. ;D

Don't forget that he created the internet that we Getbiggers are enjoying right now.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2019, 04:48:59 PM »
Thank god Al was never president.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2019, 06:44:33 PM »
When I read the title I thought it was about this Tommy Lee.

This dude crushed it bigtime no doubt.

(Looks like crap now).

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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2019, 07:15:02 PM »
Tommy Lee Jones  ???

Very random man crush, ArmIn_My_Bum.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2019, 01:23:39 AM »
More importantly what did he bench?
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2019, 02:12:35 AM »
A better question might be how come he aged so poorly. He's only 73 years old. It's clear he's natural (no plastic surgery).

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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2019, 03:45:04 AM »
Because this thread was made I'm guessing there's a catch.  Was he a virgin after college?
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2019, 04:28:06 AM »
Quote from: Moontrane on May 18, 2019, 04:40:10 PM
He needed to crush just one and he failed.



14000 + sq ft home, jetting around private. And he wants to lecture on global waaaming? Gtfo al
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2019, 05:20:30 AM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on May 19, 2019, 02:12:35 AM
A better question might be how come he aged so poorly. He's only 73 years old. It's clear he's natural (no plastic surgery).



it's the nstuve blood. makes him age like beaten leather
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2019, 05:56:21 AM »
Quote from: Moontrane on May 18, 2019, 04:40:10 PM
He needed to crush just one and he failed.



Looks like Rodney Dangerfield here.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2019, 10:25:09 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 18, 2019, 03:44:22 PM


seriously this is what you think about? lol
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2019, 10:33:20 AM »
Any man who posts a photo of another man wondering ‘how much pussy he crushed’ is a massive phaggot who craves cock. HTH.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2019, 11:23:28 AM »
12 inch arms and explosive acne
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2019, 10:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Sissysquats on May 19, 2019, 04:28:06 AM
14000 + sq ft home, jetting around private. And he wants to lecture on global waaaming? Gtfo al

X2.

I've always said that if aliens visited this planet and asked me to describe the truth of the human race in just one word, it would be this...

Hypocrisy.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2019, 12:33:16 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on May 19, 2019, 02:12:35 AM
A better question might be how come he aged so poorly. He's only 73 years old. It's clear he's natural (no plastic surgery).



He hasn't aged poorly at all. This is exactly how someone at 73 should look. We're not used to seeing people look like this because absolutely everybody and their dogs get botox, fillers, plastic surgeries, etc.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2019, 12:42:10 PM »
Quote from: TTfit on May 20, 2019, 12:33:16 PM
This is exactly how someone at 73 should look.

Lol no.
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Re: How much pussy do you think tommy lee jones crushed in college?
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2019, 02:43:46 PM »
Life expectancy for white American men is 76 years.  Not sure why anyone would wonder why someone looks old at 73.
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