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Real historical events that sound like fiction
« on: May 25, 2019, 05:11:51 PM »
CIA's assassination attempts on Castro. Some highlights include

Planting a bomb in a large seashell, and then painting it bright colors and placing it on the ocean floor in hopes Castro would see it while swimming and pick it up

Exploding cigars

Poisoned cigars that were supposed to be given to Castro but were instead given to an "unknown individual"

spraying Castro's broadcasting station with LSD

Poisoning Castro's shoes so that his beard would fall out

Poisoning a chocolate milkshake, only the pills froze together in the freezer and shattered before they could be placed in the shake

Contaminating a diving suit with a toxic fungus and giving it to Castro, only for the man set to deliver the suit to decide to give him a higher quality diving suit.

A ballpoint pen with a very fine hypodermic needle

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2019, 05:12:56 PM »
The Marathon at the 1904 Olympics in St. Louis.

The first place finisher did most of the race in a car. He had intended to drop out, and got a car back to the stadium to get his change of clothes, and just kind of started jogging when he heard the fanfare.

The second place finisher was carried across the finish line, legs technically twitching, by his trainers. They had been refusing him water, and giving him a mixture of Brandy and Rat Poison for the entire race. Doping wasn't illegal yet (and this was a terrible attempt at it), so he got the gold when the First guy was revealed.

Third finisher was unremarkable, somehow.

Fourth finisher was a Cuban Mailman, who had raised the funds to attend the olympics by running non-stop around his entire country. He landed in New Orleans, and promptly lost all of the travelling money on a riverboat casino. He ran the race in dress shoes and long trousers (cut off at the knee by a fellow competitor with a knife). He probably would have come in first (well, second, behind the car) had it not been for the hour nap he took on the side of the track after eating rotten apples he found on the side of the race.

9th and 12th finishers were from South Africa, and ran barefoot. South Africa didn't actually send a delegation - these were students who just happened to be in town and thought it sounded fun. 9th was chased a mile off course by angry dogs. Note: These are the first Africans to compete in any modern Olympic event.

Half the participants had never raced competatively before. Some died.

St. Louis only had one water stop on the entire run. This, coupled with the dusty road, and exacerbated by the cars kicking up dust, lead to the above fatalities. And yet, somehow, Rat Poison guy survived to get the Gold.

The Russian delegation arrived a week late, because they were still using the Julian calendar. In 1904.

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2019, 05:19:49 PM »
CIA's assassination attempts on Castro. Some highlights include




Boooooriiiing old (very old) news  ::)

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2019, 06:06:57 PM »
The Marathon at the 1904 Olympics in St. Louis.

The first place finisher did most of the race in a car. He had intended to drop out, and got a car back to the stadium to get his change of clothes, and just kind of started jogging when he heard the fanfare.

The second place finisher was carried across the finish line, legs technically twitching, by his trainers. They had been refusing him water, and giving him a mixture of Brandy and Rat Poison for the entire race. Doping wasn't illegal yet (and this was a terrible attempt at it), so he got the gold when the First guy was revealed.

Third finisher was unremarkable, somehow.

Fourth finisher was a Cuban Mailman, who had raised the funds to attend the olympics by running non-stop around his entire country. He landed in New Orleans, and promptly lost all of the travelling money on a riverboat casino. He ran the race in dress shoes and long trousers (cut off at the knee by a fellow competitor with a knife). He probably would have come in first (well, second, behind the car) had it not been for the hour nap he took on the side of the track after eating rotten apples he found on the side of the race.

9th and 12th finishers were from South Africa, and ran barefoot. South Africa didn't actually send a delegation - these were students who just happened to be in town and thought it sounded fun. 9th was chased a mile off course by angry dogs. Note: These are the first Africans to compete in any modern Olympic event.

Half the participants had never raced competatively before. Some died.

St. Louis only had one water stop on the entire run. This, coupled with the dusty road, and exacerbated by the cars kicking up dust, lead to the above fatalities. And yet, somehow, Rat Poison guy survived to get the Gold.

The Russian delegation arrived a week late, because they were still using the Julian calendar. In 1904.

Sounds like taken right out of a movie
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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2019, 06:07:47 PM »
Didn't a dog 🐕 place seventh at a marathon on Wednesday, after entering the race after being let out for pee?

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2019, 06:08:31 PM »
CIA's assassination attempts on Castro. Some highlights include

Planting a bomb in a large seashell, and then painting it bright colors and placing it on the ocean floor in hopes Castro would see it while swimming and pick it up

Exploding cigars

Poisoned cigars that were supposed to be given to Castro but were instead given to an "unknown individual"

spraying Castro's broadcasting station with LSD

Poisoning Castro's shoes so that his beard would fall out

Poisoning a chocolate milkshake, only the pills froze together in the freezer and shattered before they could be placed in the shake

Contaminating a diving suit with a toxic fungus and giving it to Castro, only for the man set to deliver the suit to decide to give him a higher quality diving suit.

A ballpoint pen with a very fine hypodermic needle

Sounds like taken right out of a movie
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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2019, 07:42:38 PM »

Boooooriiiing old (very old) news  ::)

In that case, don't read the next post I made because it relates to 1904.   ::)

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2019, 07:48:03 PM »
The real Iron Mike..

The events that led to Malloy's death began in January 1933.[2][3] He was, at the time, an alcoholic and homeless.[2][3] Five men who were acquainted with Malloy – Tony Marino, Joseph "Red" Murphy, Francis Pasqua, Hershey Green, and Daniel Kriesberg (later dubbed "the Murder Trust" by the headlines)[1] – "employed a ploy to destroy the unemployed Malloy" by getting Malloy to drink himself to death, in order to collect life insurance.[2][3] The first part of the plot was successful, presumably achieved with the aid of a corrupt insurance agent, they collected insurance policies on Malloy's life under the name Nicholas Malloy[citation needed] and they stood to gain over $3,500 (more than $66,000 by 2017's standards according to the CPI) if Malloy died an accidental death.[2][3]

Marino owned a speakeasy and gave Malloy unlimited credit, thinking Malloy would abuse it and drink himself to death.[2][3] Although Malloy drank for a majority of his waking day, it did not kill him. To remedy this, Marino replaced Malloy's liquor with antifreeze, but Malloy would continue to drink with no problems.[2][3] Antifreeze was replaced with turpentine, followed by horse liniment, and finally rat poison was mixed in.[2][5] Still, Malloy lived.

The group then tried raw oysters soaked in wood alcohol.[2][3] This idea apparently came from Pasqua, who claimed he saw a man die after eating oysters with whiskey.[2] Then came a sandwich of spoiled sardines mixed with poison and carpet tacks,[2][3][6] Malloy was fine, even asking for another. When that failed, they decided that it was unlikely that anything Malloy ingested was going to kill him quickly enough, so the Murder Trust decided to freeze him to death. On a night when the temperature reached −14 °F (−26 °C),[dubious – discuss] Malloy drank until he passed out, was carried to a park, dumped in the snow, and had five gallons (19 liters) of water poured on his bare chest.[2][3] Nevertheless, Malloy reappeared the following day for his drink.

The next attempt on his life came when they hit him with Green's taxi, moving at 45 miles per hour (72 km/h).[2][3] This put Malloy in the hospital for three weeks with broken bones.[3] The gang presumed he was dead, but they were unable to collect the policy on him.[2] When he again appeared at the bar, they decided on one last approach.

On February 23, 1933, after he passed out for the night, the murderers took Malloy to Murphy's room, put a hose in his mouth that was connected to the gas jet, and turned it on.[2][3] This finally killed Malloy, with his death occurring within an hour.[2][3] He was pronounced dead of lobar pneumonia and quickly buried.[5][7] Despite this, the Murder Trust failed to divide the collected loot evenly.[2][3] Eventually, police heard rumors of "Mike the Durable" in speakeasies all over town, and upon learning that a Michael Malloy had died that night, they had the body exhumed and forensically examined.[2][3]

The five men were put on trial and subsequently convicted. Green went to prison, while the other four members were sentenced to death and executed in the electric chair at Sing Sing in Ossining, New York: Kriesberg, Marino, and Pasqua on June 7, 1934, and Murphy on July 5, 1934

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2019, 08:14:52 PM »
Malloy was one die hard mutherfucker!   LOL  :)

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2019, 08:17:39 PM »
In that case, don't read the next post I made because it relates to 1904.   ::)

1904 BC or AD  ;D

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2019, 08:27:22 PM »
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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2019, 08:37:13 PM »
225X112

We are talking about things that were witnessed or have evidence of occurring. 

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2019, 08:39:17 PM »
Malloy was one die hard mutherfucker!   LOL  :)

Right up there with Rasputin.

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2019, 08:42:43 PM »
War dude took his whole platoon's dose of meth tablets in order to escape the enemy on skis...   ended up with a resting heart rate of 200 beats per minute.   

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2019, 09:13:21 PM »
My old neighborhood:

But the remarkable drunken landings of Tommy Fitz have all but slipped into oblivion.
The pilot, Thomas Fitzpatrick, turned a barroom bet into a feat of aeronautic wonder by
stealing a plane from a New Jersey airport and landing it on St. Nicholas Avenue in northern
Manhattan, in front of the bar where he had been drinking.

As if that were not stupefying enough, the man did nearly the exact same thing two
years later. Both landings were pulled off in incredibly narrow landing areas, in the
dark – and after a night of drinking in Washington Heights taverns and with a well-lubricated
pilot at the controls. Both times ended with Mr. Fitzpatrick charged with wrongdoing.

https://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/06/04/long-ago-a-pilot-landed-on-an-uptown-street-thats-where-the-bar-was/


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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2019, 09:17:16 PM »
Operation Paul Bunyon

To summarize, some Americans were killed by the North Korean military while cutting down a tree in the Korean DMZ. In response to this, to show the North Koreans that you don't fuck with the United States, America went back to finish cutting down the tree with a little bit of backup firepower to help keep them safe.

Specifically, America and South Korea sent a convoy of 23 vehicles and about 140 men, armed with rifles, grenade launcher, vehicle mounted chain guns, chainsaws, some with suicide vests, some with axes and tae kwon do training. They had 27 helicopters circling behind them (7 of which were attack helicopters). They had B-52s flying overhead, escorted or accompanied by F-4s, F-5s, F-86s, and F-111s, all of which were armed and ready to engage. They moved a carrier offshore. Just behind the border, they had full infantry, artillery, and armor divisions standing by.

All this, just to chop down a tree. And to send a message, of course.

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2019, 09:24:41 PM »
9/11

Nothing  comes close

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2019, 10:31:49 PM »
My old neighborhood:

But the remarkable drunken landings of Tommy Fitz have all but slipped into oblivion.
The pilot, Thomas Fitzpatrick, turned a barroom bet into a feat of aeronautic wonder by
stealing a plane from a New Jersey airport and landing it on St. Nicholas Avenue in northern
Manhattan, in front of the bar where he had been drinking.

As if that were not stupefying enough, the man did nearly the exact same thing two
years later. Both landings were pulled off in incredibly narrow landing areas, in the
dark – and after a night of drinking in Washington Heights taverns and with a well-lubricated
pilot at the controls. Both times ended with Mr. Fitzpatrick charged with wrongdoing.

https://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/06/04/long-ago-a-pilot-landed-on-an-uptown-street-thats-where-the-bar-was/



Haha excellent! Great thread.

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2019, 11:00:01 PM »
In 2007 a paraglider got trapped in the updraft of two joining thunderstorms and lifted to an altitude of 10 kilometers. She landed 3,5 hours later about 60 kilometers north of her starting position having survived extreme cold, lightning and lack of oxygen.

Remember how thin the air is at the top of Mt Everest?   Ok, she way significantly higher than that...and LIVED.

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2019, 12:39:03 AM »
In 2007 a paraglider got trapped in the updraft of two joining thunderstorms and lifted to an altitude of 10 kilometers. She landed 3,5 hours later about 60 kilometers north of her starting position having survived extreme cold, lightning and lack of oxygen.

Remember how thin the air is at the top of Mt Everest?   Ok, she way significantly higher than that...and LIVED.


Friend, pls provide a link next time.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paraglider-cheats-death-in-thunderstorm/

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2019, 05:41:26 PM »
Qin Shi Huang, before he united China and became the first emperor in all its history, (he self-invented the title "emperor" as he did not want to be called "king") was the target of assassination by the crown prince whose state was about to fall.  The first emperor survived by running in circles around a pillar.  The second assassination attempt was by a close friend of the first assassin.  Despite being warned by people in his court that this flute player was really as assassin, instead of executing him, he simply had his eyes poked out.  Then after settling in to hear the man play the flute, (which was heavily lined with lead), the assassin got close and attempted to strike Huang with the heavy flute, but missed.  (He was blind after all...).   He was subdued and executed.
The third assassination attempt involved having a metal cone weighing roughly 170 lbs made and a strong man hired to hide in the pass above the route that Huang was taking.  At the appropriate time, the strongman lifted the massive metal cone and hurled it onto his carriage as it passed, crushing the carriage and the emperor inside. He did manage to crush one of Qin's carriages, but he failed to realize that Qin rode in the second one to thwart attempts on his life such as this. Amazingly, the assassin escaped capture along with his accomplice despite a massive manhunt.  Reports that the muscular assassin performed the "raise the roof" motion and squeezing off a few most muscular poses before fleeing are unverified.

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2019, 03:40:39 AM »
Would love if there was an incredible historical event where someone did a "raise the roof"-pose of peace...
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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2019, 01:55:56 PM »
This cockstain gets elected President of the United States.


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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2019, 06:30:45 PM »
A town in France nearly danced itself to death in 1518 because of a dancing plague.  Twerk it til you drop I suppose.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518

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Re: Real historical events that sound like fiction
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2019, 07:36:18 PM »
LURKER / KWON, I agree with ya about that 1904 Marathon story and as soon as I read Lurker's input I sent it to a good friend who writes movie scripts for major Hollywood productions whom I been working with in an attempt to develope new ideas for possible production consideration instead of these repeats we have been hearing about or seeing lately.

And then I continued reading and realized that some more  GetBiggers have submitted other great material that may be of interest in La-La Land.

I'll do my best to keep you submitters advised if anything developes such as a professionally written scipt or any possible motion picture interest.