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Re: ESF - Discussion
« Reply #1225 on: October 01, 2019, 11:33:59 AM »
hell, I used to do upwards of 30cc in a day... years ago


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« Reply #1226 on: October 01, 2019, 11:35:34 AM »
50 pages........when I got here to expose ESF it was only 10 pages.

I`m gonna` turn him into a getbig meme !

He`ll be another pillowtalk,Pumpster,or out there somewhere snapping the spines of ferocious German Shepards with his bare hands.

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« Reply #1227 on: October 01, 2019, 11:44:41 AM »
hell, I used to do upwards of 30cc in a day... years ago




he was definitely ahead of the times as far as filling his delts with oil

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« Reply #1228 on: October 01, 2019, 11:52:08 AM »
fuck me, I just read some of his old posts..
used interactive brokers from 07-10.. probably 70% of my profit was from short's. mind you I was in prison at that time and trading by proxy and had to factor in telephone calls into the cost of each trade. usually 3 phone calls per day. initially each call cost me about $4 (long distance about a 7min call), but we figured out how to use Magic Jack so each call was listed as a local call so the cost of each call dropped to less than $2. total cash in the fund was initially about $80k and grew to about $200k with added investments, not counting what was borrowed from IB. I believe during that time I averaged 17% returns after transaction/commissions (ib commission, not mine) (the phone calls came out of my profit, not the funds) of that I took a percentage. I had 3 investors. a friend of mine and his sister and the friends partner (life partner, not biz partner)... tax burden fell on the sister each year.

I got out because my investors pulled out (retired and moved to Israel and wanted funds in a long term div/income account), after they pulled out the sister pulled out as well.... after that I had other stuff to deal with and didn't have the time (or money) to trade. juice wasn't worth the squeeze.
I dont' care if anybody disagrees with me, it's the disrespect that I respond poorly to (being where I've been, if you speak disrespectfully to someone, you know that that's an immediate fight... doesn't translate well here, and many guys think it's 'nothing' to be disrespectfull on here. one day somebody will talk to someone in 'real life' like they talk to people on here and that someone will be somebody like me and they won't be expecting the reaction they get)... I also don't care if anybody 'sides' with me.

and the 'stories' that people make fun of, thinking it's not true? like fighting/submission grappling in prison? happens at a lot of prisons. using a guitar string to stitch a cut? so what? guitar string is smaller and sharper than a sewing needle (which is the only alternative, other than going to the Medical office and then going to the 'hole), any boy-scout could do it. I dont' see what the big deal is... not like your using the guitar sting as thread, it's just the needle... and the '6g sweet spot'? that was referring to the common/average dosage for guys at national level npc/ifbb. not like that's a big secret that only I have access to or something.
I HAD pics. Don't forget that's before a couple moves and prison. Lost almost everything I had in storage. (Furniture, yearbooks, ex's diploma, etc...).

And the pick a you guys keep posting lol. You don't get it that beers go up and down in bodyweight? Blue shirts was trt ONLY for 5years, and underwear was Must be month or so after be I g -PARALYZED. Lol .

Funny story about the undwear pic....

I was in S.D. on a Fri night. Had a motel.gonna see my kids the next day.  Had this Filipina girl I had seen the weekend prior who just got her Masters in Family a Therapy or something, so I'm thinking she's a solid girl. Bio sex inn the first night, which is good, but she's been gallon bout it all week...

We go out to eat. My fav sushi place in SD. Sushi Deli..... She ask we if it's ok if we don't have sex. I'm think in "Wtf? This girl has been talk in bout this shit all week".. I say yea no worries..... Then she goes on and on about how she think s I'm upset blah blah blah
 Said I'm not.... Whatever.

Long story short... I take her home. Say good luck. Get back to my motel and text another girl in SD (met all these girls on plenty Of fish.com)... Meet up with her in mission beach. 5mins into walking with her down mission beach boardwalk at midnight I/we hear a huge crash and scraping metal. So I run down lol 1/2block sidewalk and come to a car accident.

Some car is on its roof with a girl hanging upsidedown crying. Yanked the door open and used my tactical knifebto cut the seatbelt, caught her so she didn't fall, and pull led her out. The girl starts flippingbout about her BFS laptop that was in thevtrunk and how he's gonna be pissed or whatever cuz its covered in antifreeze. (Trunk popped opemn).

Meanwhile the girl I was with watches all this... I'm think in I got this chic in the bag. Real boys out shit... Turns out me n her went to the same school and if dated a few of her cousins. ( she was Lao...) no sex that night. Next wknd she drives all the way up here AND brings some Magnum XL condoms from her ex bf. I said sweetheart these ain't gonna fit. She insisted on using a condom. Told her sorry that shits too small. Laid next to me all night.no sex.leaves the next morning.never saw her again. Lol

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Re: ESF - Discussion
« Reply #1229 on: October 01, 2019, 12:01:29 PM »
I dont' care if anybody disagrees with me, it's the disrespect that I respond poorly to (being where I've been, if you speak disrespectfully to someone, you know that that's an immediate fight... doesn't translate well here, and many guys think it's 'nothing' to be disrespectfull on here. one day somebody will talk to someone in 'real life' like they talk to people on here and that someone will be somebody like me and they won't be expecting the reaction they get)... I also don't care if anybody 'sides' with me.

and the 'stories' that people make fun of, thinking it's not true? like fighting/submission grappling in prison? happens at a lot of prisons. using a guitar string to stitch a cut? so what? guitar string is smaller and sharper than a sewing needle (which is the only alternative, other than going to the Medical office and then going to the 'hole), any boy-scout could do it. I dont' see what the big deal is... not like your using the guitar sting as thread, it's just the needle... and the '6g sweet spot'? that was referring to the common/average dosage for guys at national level npc/ifbb. not like that's a big secret that only I have access to or something.


FUCKING CLASSIC !!  LOL    ;D

And some people here actually believe this morons fairy tales.

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« Reply #1230 on: October 01, 2019, 12:02:19 PM »
Next wknd she drives all the way up here AND brings some Magnum XL condoms from her ex bf. I said sweetheart these ain't gonna fit. She insisted on using a condom. Told her sorry that shits too small. Laid next to me all night.no sex.leaves the next morning.never saw her again. Lol


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« Reply #1231 on: October 01, 2019, 12:21:11 PM »
GEEZUS.................. ......................Ho llywood couldn`t write a script this good ! LOL  ;D

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« Reply #1232 on: October 01, 2019, 12:21:42 PM »
I dont' care if anybody disagrees with me, it's the disrespect that I respond poorly to (being where I've been, if you speak disrespectfully to someone, you know that that's an immediate fight... doesn't translate well here, and many guys think it's 'nothing' to be disrespectfull on here. one day somebody will talk to someone in 'real life' like they talk to people on here and that someone will be somebody like me and they won't be expecting the reaction they get)... I also don't care if anybody 'sides' with me.

and the 'stories' that people make fun of, thinking it's not true? like fighting/submission grappling in prison? happens at a lot of prisons. using a guitar string to stitch a cut? so what? guitar string is smaller and sharper than a sewing needle (which is the only alternative, other than going to the Medical office and then going to the 'hole), any boy-scout could do it. I dont' see what the big deal is... not like your using the guitar sting as thread, it's just the needle... and the '6g sweet spot'? that was referring to the common/average dosage for guys at national level npc/ifbb. not like that's a big secret that only I have access to or something.


FUCKING CLASSIC !!  LOL    ;D

And some people here actually believe this morons fairy tales.

Did he so artfully rephrase the classic "I don't take kindly to disrespect" diatribe? A fighter and a scholar!

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Re: ESF - Discussion
« Reply #1233 on: October 01, 2019, 12:27:06 PM »
Did he so artfully rephrase the classic "I don't take kindly to disrespect" diatribe? A fighter and a scholar!
That`s one version of his "disrespecrt" diatribe.

The other version is the better one because it`s even dumber !  ;D

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Re: ESF - Discussion
« Reply #1234 on: October 01, 2019, 12:29:09 PM »


Christ,I looked better than this nitwit at 57 years of age.

With 3 months training and just a  tiny amount of gear I would wipe the floor with him at 64 years old.

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« Reply #1235 on: October 01, 2019, 12:35:29 PM »
he psoted this, it was quoted then he deleted it
Unfortunaly I did get one, driving myself to the hospital. got pulled over. told them I'm driving to the hospital and had chest pains (I did, seriously thought I was having a heart attact.) so what do I do? I do about 3 shots about 5 mins before leaving for hospital thinking "this isn't going away"... .. so anyways they pull me over and call EMS right away, measure my HR, I was serious Sinus Tachycardia hr was 242, they told me call someone and get my car, if they are not there in 20 mins, the cops will tow it.  By this time the cop was asking me questions, and said he could smell alcohol on my breath... but since I'm having cardiac trouble he let me go to the hospital... handcuffed to the stretcher.... get to the hospital, he says if they admit you, you're not going to jail, which of course they did admit me but like 30 mins had gone by before he did the breathalyzer and blew a .17, so so much time had passed and I had already had meds in me i'll use a Rising Alcohol Defense and Fight the accuracy of his breathalyzer, and THIS time get a decent lawyer....

HE didn't even arrest me for driving with a suspended licence! he did issue a pink sheet notifying me my license was NOW suspended and says I dunno who the DMV didn't tell you you're suspended before, but here it is now. Overall he was cool and let me wait as long as possible to blow.. distracted him talking about guns. I asked if he had the same sig most LE do, he said no it's a P320, I said OH, the one the military just switched to, he was surprised I knew that. told him I used to be a gun dealer and had my C&R license. asked about his clip, it looked extended, asked if that was a 20? he said hell yea! you do know your guns lol... then I bugged him to taze me for about 5-10mins and he wouldn't do it.

I asked about different LE I know (that I supply) and he knew all of them (all sheffifs) and asked to cut me a break and just give me a reckless driving I was having chest pains and you know it's been a good 30mins for any alcohol I took in would've have risin by now.. he said I wish I could... I asked can he not show up in court? I'm a "personl trainer", ask your buddies. etc.... he was friendly, but I guess what happens in court I NOV...... all in all I did't go to jail since he released me to the hospital when I stayed alllllll fucken night till 5am.

 (this was the second time that day, first time I was in the parking lot and pushing my car (electric gear problem.. fixed now) cop pulled up asked if I needed help and saw I was in distress... another sheriff pulled up and called EMS fire truck and all with ambulance... took my to hospital. that' was about 7am. discharged about

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Re: ESF - Discussion
« Reply #1236 on: October 01, 2019, 12:44:40 PM »


Christ,I looked better than this nitwit at 57 years of age.

With 3 months training and just a  tiny amount of gear I would wipe the floor with him at 64 years old.

Isn't Eric 6'3 though?

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« Reply #1237 on: October 01, 2019, 01:06:57 PM »
"I bugged him to taze me for about 5-10 minutes" !! LOL  ;D

What a goof.

I`d beat him down in a NY millisecond just for being so fucking dumb.

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« Reply #1238 on: October 01, 2019, 01:08:09 PM »
Isn't Eric 6'3 though?



hahaha... no, hes 14 feet tall, he just slouches

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« Reply #1239 on: October 01, 2019, 01:18:57 PM »
Well that's very Shizzo of you Joe....

Just another odd coincidence that you'd ask for money like Shizzo has....

It is, then. I think rich people wont get 'angry' to be asked for cash, since they have a lot..

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« Reply #1240 on: October 01, 2019, 01:19:20 PM »
Short or tall........he looks like pure unadulterated shit !!

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« Reply #1241 on: October 01, 2019, 02:23:42 PM »
Eric, how big is this mighty penis of yours that you can't fit a Magnum XL? I've watched people fit regular condoms over their entire heads and inflate them further with their noses.


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« Reply #1242 on: October 01, 2019, 02:58:58 PM »
Your guess would be wrong asshole!

I`m known by hundreds and hundreds of people in my hometown back in Mass..............also pretty well known in bodybuilding circles for many years.

Right now I`m as high as a kite.................... ......ON LIFE THAT IS !

I’m not interested in your glory hole escapades.

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« Reply #1243 on: October 01, 2019, 03:07:57 PM »

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« Reply #1244 on: October 01, 2019, 03:14:05 PM »


Erics arm, May 2018

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« Reply #1245 on: October 01, 2019, 03:18:49 PM »
What happened to his arm?

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« Reply #1246 on: October 01, 2019, 03:19:25 PM »
What happened to his arm?

what do you think?

His bathtub brew strikes again

it looks like a 10 year old kids arm FFS

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« Reply #1247 on: October 01, 2019, 03:39:07 PM »
Eric, how big is this mighty penis of yours that you can't fit a Magnum XL? I've watched people fit regular condoms over their entire heads and inflate them further with their noses.



He was already quite impressive.  But finding out his cock is too big for magnums?  Fuck.  1000 years from now he's gonna be akin to a greek god.

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« Reply #1248 on: October 01, 2019, 04:24:01 PM »
WE`re talking getting owned here !  ;D

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« Reply #1249 on: October 01, 2019, 04:49:51 PM »
Yes female.

Perhaps, but definitely not a classy lady.