Holy creation...
I knew you were a very strong guy, but that is just nuts. What are your best stats and lifts? No homo, naturally 
I have extremely strong arms (both now and in my prime, but they were stronger in my prime).
Best lifts:
Bench 485 x 3 (never tried a single rep max....as weird as that is)
Squat 600lbs max tried and did for 1
Hack Squat 800+lbs for reps
Leg Press approx 800+lbs for a few (machines I've used only held up to 18 plates and I never knew how much sled factored in)
Deadlift 500lbs for reps (never gone for max effort on deadlifts....they never felt right to me)
Bent Over Row 405 x 5
TBar Row 405 x 5
Db Row 150lbs for a few (most I've tried and had access to)
Military Press 325 for a few (typically done on a smith)
Db Lateral and Front Raises 90lb dbs for a few (confident I can do 100s still)
Db Bent Over Rear Lateral Raises 100lb dbs for a few
Db Curls (both standard and hammer) 120lb dbs for a few (that's max....normal workout I'll top out at anywhere from 75-100lb dbs)
Lying tricep extensions 275lbs for reps (confident I could've done 300lbs, but I'll never know for sure)
Close Grip Bench 350lbs for a few (usually done on a smith)
Calf Raises stack on every machine I've ever been on for reps
Seated Calf Raises 320-330lbs for a few
Toe Raises on Leg Press 1,000+ lbs for a few
These are all best I've done in my prime that I remember. Can I do all of that today? LOL no. I train differently today (more sets and reps and squeezing and all that bb stuff).