Author Topic: What's Wrong with Being Gay in 2019? (Read 7193 times)

Matt · « **on:** June 07, 2019, 11:14:46 PM »

And why would I need to hide that?

I used to say: if I was an even bisexual, I would date a man. Fear of feminism.

Now I would say: I would do that if I was even a touch bisexual.

A strong male friend of mine [came close to the Canadian bench press record in his weight class] was suffering female abuse, and told me "As a strong man, you have to downplay it - everything will get blamed on you."

Exactly.

I talked to a gay male American friend of mine on Facebook this week. He said being gay is both a blessing and a curse.

My top three perceived issues for gay males, in reverse order:

3. Increased risk of sexual infections.
2. Limited dating pool.
1. When two gay tops hookup or fall in love, how do they pick a position? Flip a coin while sweating?

I'm as straight as you can get.

Autism is associated with extreme masculinity - I know by Getbig standards, I'm not much, but my face is extremely masculine, and my lifts are good, especially for my size.

Also, homosexuality has genetic precursors: the more sons born, the greater the probability the later born sons are gay.

Apparently women who fuck a lot are also more likely to produce gay children, if male. Apparently, their penchant for dick gets encoded in their DNA.

I was the first born son of a 21-year-old Christian woman [still devout], who has only ever been with my father.

Believe I'm homosexual if it helps you sleep at night.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #1 on:** June 07, 2019, 11:29:22 PM »

Quote from: Matt on June 07, 2019, 11:14:46 PM

And why would I need to hide that?

I used to say: if I was an even bisexual, I would date a man. Fear of feminism.

Now I would say: I would do that if I was even a touch bisexual.

A strong male friend of mine [came close to the Canadian bench press record in his weight class] was suffering female abuse, and told me "As a strong man, you have to downplay it - everything will get blamed on you."

Exactly.

I talked to a gay male American friend of mine on Facebook this week. He said being gay is both a blessing and a curse.

My top three perceived issues for gay males, in reverse order:

3. Increased risk of sexual infections.
2. Limited dating pool.
1. When two gay tops hookup or fall in love, how do they pick a position? Flip a coin while sweating?

I'm as straight as you can get.

Autism is associated with extreme masculinity - I know by Getbig standards, I'm not much, but my face is extremely masculine, and my lifts are good, especially for my size.

Also, homosexuality has genetic precursors: the more sons born, the greater the probability the later born sons are gay.

Apparently women who fuck a lot are also more likely to produce gay children, if male. Apparently, their penchant for dick gets encoded in their DNA.

I was the first born son of a 21-year-old Christian woman [still devout], who has only ever been with my father.

Believe I'm homosexual if it helps you sleep at night.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #2 on:** June 07, 2019, 11:39:04 PM »

Quote from: Matt on June 07, 2019, 11:14:46 PM

And why would I need to hide that?

I used to say: if I was an even bisexual, I would date a man. Fear of feminism.

Now I would say: I would do that if I was even a touch bisexual.

A strong male friend of mine [came close to the Canadian bench press record in his weight class] was suffering female abuse, and told me "As a strong man, you have to downplay it - everything will get blamed on you."

Exactly.

I talked to a gay male American friend of mine on Facebook this week. He said being gay is both a blessing and a curse.

My top three perceived issues for gay males, in reverse order:

3. Increased risk of sexual infections.
2. Limited dating pool.
1. When two gay tops hookup or fall in love, how do they pick a position? Flip a coin while sweating?

I'm as straight as you can get.

Autism is associated with extreme masculinity - I know by Getbig standards, I'm not much, but my face is extremely masculine, and my lifts are good, especially for my size.

Also, homosexuality has genetic precursors: the more sons born, the greater the probability the later born sons are gay.

Apparently women who fuck a lot are also more likely to produce gay children, if male. Apparently, their penchant for dick gets encoded in their DNA.

I was the first born son of a 21-year-old Christian woman [still devout], who has only ever been with my father.

Believe I'm homosexual if it helps you sleep at night.

Outing confirmed.

Top Poodle · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2019, 12:12:14 AM »

What's wrong with being gay? Everybody hates you and you live in this fantasy world pretending it's not so.

Also: gays are not psychologically normal. Their brains are totally fucked. It's a mental disease of the worst kind.

Matt · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2019, 12:25:38 AM »

Quote from: Top Poodle on June 08, 2019, 12:12:14 AM

What's wrong with being gay? Everybody hates you and you live in this fantasy world pretending it's not so.

Also: gays are not psychologically normal. Their brains are totally fucked. It's a mental disease of the worst kind.

A survey showed that 82% of Canadians fully support gay rights.

So you are wrong. Here:

GAY RIGHTS!!! GAY RIGHTS!!! I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS!!!

See?

No one gives a fuck.

ratherbebig · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:04:45 AM »

1. When two gay tops hookup or fall in love, how do they pick a position? Flip a coin while sweating?

how do heterosexuals pick a position?

pellius · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:08:09 AM »

Quote from: Matt on June 08, 2019, 12:25:38 AM

A survey showed that 82% of Canadians fully support gay rights.

So you are wrong. Here:

GAY RIGHTS!!! GAY RIGHTS!!! I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS!!!

See?

No one gives a fuck.

What do you mean by gay rights? What rights don't they have that everybody else has?

Matt · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:09:43 AM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on June 08, 2019, 01:04:45 AM

1. When two gay tops hookup or fall in love, how do they pick a position? Flip a coin while sweating?

how do heterosexuals pick a position?

In my case, I'm always the top or "dominant" or whatever the hell Fifty Shades of Grey female perverts would call it.

I just don't think it would be easy for a man not into putting things in his ass to decide to do it.

Peter North did...but he was allegedly in a lot of debt at the time.

Matt · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:10:55 AM »

Quote from: pellius on June 08, 2019, 01:08:09 AM

What do you mean by gay rights? What rights don't they have that everybody else has?

Exactly!!!

What a strange annual celebration. Gayer than celebrating women's rights that they already have.

ratherbebig · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:13:57 AM »

Quote from: Matt on June 08, 2019, 01:09:43 AM

In my case, I'm always the top or "dominant" or whatever the hell Fifty Shades of Grey female perverts would call it.

I just don't think it would be easy for a man not into putting things in his ass to decide to do it.

Peter North did...but he was allegedly in a lot of debt at the time.

but if the girl is on top thats not a very dominant position.

as for homos, some of them only do oral.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:15:31 AM »

Quote from: Matt on June 07, 2019, 11:14:46 PM

Apparently women who fuck a lot are also more likely to produce gay children, if male. Apparently, their penchant for dick gets encoded in their DNA.

for real?

E

illuminati · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:21:53 AM »

Quote from: Top Poodle on June 08, 2019, 12:12:14 AM

What's wrong with being gay? Everybody hates you and you live in this fantasy world pretending it's not so.

Also: gays are not psychologically normal. Their brains are totally fucked. It's a mental disease of the worst kind.

This x2
Exactly Right.

Matt · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:23:59 AM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 08, 2019, 01:15:31 AM

for real?

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Someone told me that. I did not verify.

The in-utero testosterone older brother cause has apparently been scientifically correlated.

The penchant for dick theory makes sense in terms of epigenetics.

But on the flip side, it could also promote stronger heterosexuality?

Scientific data is cool. Leftists hate it since it proves them wrong.

illuminati · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:29:25 AM »

Quote from: Matt on June 08, 2019, 01:23:59 AM

Someone told me that. I did not verify.

The in-utero testosterone older brother cause has apparently been scientifically correlated.

The penchant for dick theory makes sense in terms of epigenetics.

But on the flip side, it could also promote stronger heterosexuality?

Scientific data is cool. Leftists hate it since it proves them wrong.

Of course Leftist hate any kind of Facts that counter what they preach
As they know ultimately their thinking is wrong & Fcuked up.

Henda · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2019, 01:31:17 AM »

Faggotry is wrong and disgusting and should never be acceptable

Matt · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2019, 03:38:04 AM »

Quote from: illuminati on June 08, 2019, 01:29:25 AM

Of course Leftist hate any kind of Facts that counter what they preach
As they know ultimately their thinking is wrong & Fcuked up.

Yes!!

And they act like anyone cares if you are a bender.

No one cares who is or is not a bender!

This isn't Iran, where benders are executed just for being benders.

IronMagazine.com · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2019, 12:03:55 PM »

Quote from: Top Poodle on June 08, 2019, 12:12:14 AM

What's wrong with being gay? Everybody hates you and you live in this fantasy world pretending it's not so.

Also: gays are not psychologically normal. Their brains are totally fucked. It's a mental disease of the worst kind.

You're' mentally ill.

denarii · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2019, 12:16:10 PM »

And I thought only chick's had daddy issues

2ND COMING · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2019, 04:47:51 PM »

Quote from: Matt on June 07, 2019, 11:14:46 PM

And why would I need to hide that?

I used to say: if I was an even bisexual, I would date a man. Fear of feminism.

Now I would say: I would do that if I was even a touch bisexual.

A strong male friend of mine [came close to the Canadian bench press record in his weight class] was suffering female abuse, and told me "As a strong man, you have to downplay it - everything will get blamed on you."

Exactly.

I talked to a gay male American friend of mine on Facebook this week. He said being gay is both a blessing and a curse.

My top three perceived issues for gay males, in reverse order:

3. Increased risk of sexual infections.
2. Limited dating pool.
1. When two gay tops hookup or fall in love, how do they pick a position? Flip a coin while sweating?

I'm as straight as you can get.

Autism is associated with extreme masculinity - I know by Getbig standards, I'm not much, but my face is extremely masculine, and my lifts are good, especially for my size.

Also, homosexuality has genetic precursors: the more sons born, the greater the probability the later born sons are gay.

Apparently women who fuck a lot are also more likely to produce gay children, if male. Apparently, their penchant for dick gets encoded in their DNA.

I was the first born son of a 21-year-old Christian woman [still devout], who has only ever been with my father.

Believe I'm homosexual if it helps you sleep at night.