Father’s Day Huggies Commercial

[Fortress]

Okay, last night I witnessed possibly the most perverse TV commercial yet.

A Huggies commercial.

The entire presentation was phaggots cradling (shirtless, like a woman immediately after giving birth) babies (in a hospital setting) while their phag partners comfort (like a new father would to his wife) them.

I am seriously beginning to question if I’m actually conscience, or if I’ve been in a coma these past few years (maybe after blowing a hose under a heavy squat or some shit), and I’m experiencing an endless nightmare.

[AbrahamG]

Okay, last night I witnessed possibly the most perverse TV commercial yet.

A Huggies commercial.

The entire presentation was phaggots cradling (shirtless, like a woman immediately after giving birth) babies (in a hospital setting) while their phag partners comfort (like a new father would to his wife) them.

I am seriously beginning to question if I’m actually conscience, or if I’ve been in a coma these past few years (maybe after blowing a hose under a heavy squat or some shit), and I’m experiencing an endless nightmare.

As long as you didn't get hard, I don't see the problem.

[Matt]

Okay, last night I witnessed possibly the most perverse TV commercial yet.

A Huggies commercial.

The entire presentation was phaggots cradling (shirtless, like a woman immediately after giving birth) babies (in a hospital setting) while their phag partners comfort (like a new father would to his wife) them.

I am seriously beginning to question if I’m actually conscience, or if I’ve been in a coma these past few years (maybe after blowing a hose under a heavy squat or some shit), and I’m experiencing an endless nightmare.

Maybe you are the other Fortney who died recently, and this is what death is?

It's an existential question, but SJW'ism is so insane, I myself question it.

I have no clue what gay acceptance has to do with the scenario described above. How is it that these assholes are now suggesting that two males...give birth, or some shit?

On the plus side, the more these losers deny biology, the more normal people see this dumb shit for what it is.

[Wiggs]

You guys think this is bad, now, you aint seen nothin' yet.  Get right with Christ.

[Matt]

You guys think this is bad, now, you aint seen nothin' yet.  Get right with Christ.

I'm trying to. I meet with a Jehovah's Witness at my home every Tuesday. They are Christians who follow The Bible. I didn't know that.

Having said that, I hate that I leave more confused than before, sometimes.

Also, some Christians say only specific Christians will be saved. It's sad.

[The True Adonis]

Okay, last night I witnessed possibly the most perverse TV commercial yet.

A Huggies commercial.

The entire presentation was phaggots cradling (shirtless, like a woman immediately after giving birth) babies (in a hospital setting) while their phag partners comfort (like a new father would to his wife) them.

I am seriously beginning to question if I’m actually conscience, or if I’ve been in a coma these past few years (maybe after blowing a hose under a heavy squat or some shit), and I’m experiencing an endless nightmare.

Abortion would solve all of this.

Imagine if everyone in the entire commercial was aborted.  Then Imagine everyone in Chicago was aborted.  Imagine, no need for worthless humans, its easy if you try.

[The True Adonis]

What is the point of birthing anything below 140 IQ?   

[The True Adonis]

I'm trying to. I meet with a Jehovah's Witness at my home every Tuesday. They are Christians who follow The Bible. I didn't know that.

Having said that, I hate that I leave more confused than before, sometimes.

Also, some Christians say only specific Christians will be saved. It's sad.

Nobody is going to be saved for anything.  The Universe does not care about anything in it, especially something as insignificant as a Homo Sapien.  Time makes us all a prisoner of the present, forever transitioning from our own past into an unknown future.  You will not outsmart the Universe, because simply put, the Universe will end you and everything in it on a long a enough time line.

[Matt]

Nobody is going to be saved for anything.  The Universe does not care about anything in it, especially something as insignificant as a Homo Sapien.  Time makes us all a prisoner of the present, forever transitioning from our own past into an unknown future.  You will not outsmart the Universe, because simply put, the Universe will end you and everything in it on a long a enough time line.

What if you are the only consciousness? As in, you - TA.

[The True Adonis]

What if you are the only consciousness? As in, you - TA.

Consciousness is just an alternate algorithm for RNA and DNA to proliferate for no purpose other than it may be efficient and that it is able given the conditions.  The Universe will swallow that up too one day.


Consciousness is as significant and purposeful to the Universe as Branch Warren's thong he wore when he got third place in 2010.

[Fortress]

Maybe you are the other Fortney who recently died.

Weird, I also considered this.

[Matt]

Weird, I also considered this.

Lol! Sometimes I wonder if I could be experiencing death already. Maybe I died and was reborn or something.

Regarding the commercial...I couldn't find it on YouTube, and you could say you were kidding, and I would believe you.

The bridge between parody and reality has never been closer.

[Fortress]

Lol! Sometimes I wonder if I could be experiencing death already. Maybe I died and was reborn or something.

Regarding the commercial...I couldn't find it on YouTube, and you could say you were kidding, and I would believe you.

The bridge between parody and reality has never been closer.

I looked for it on YouTube, as well.

[Kwon]

I'm trying to. I meet with a Jehovah's Witness at my home every Tuesday. They are Christians who follow The Bible. I didn't know that.

Having said that, I hate that I leave more confused than before, sometimes.

Also, some Christians say only specific Christians will be saved. It's sad.

Same.

[Matt]

Same.

So how can we know if we're not saved?

I'm not sure if Chadwick the Beta should be the first person to ask...or the last...

[Henda]

Fucking disgusting advert and all involved in the making of it should be beaten and imprisoned. It really is about time society took back every right ever given to the fags and they have to go back to hiding it for fear of violence and imprisonment like in past times, they have ungratefully thrown every allowance made for them back in the faces and pushed for more and more. Time to say enough is enough and that they have ruined it for themselves

[Matt]

Fucking disgusting advert and all involved in the making of it should be beaten and imprisoned. It really is about time society took back every right ever given to the fags and they have to go back to hiding it for fear of violence and imprisonment like in past times, they have ungratefully thrown every allowance made for them back in the faces and pushed for more and more. Time to say enough is enough and that they have ruined it for themselves

I think this is why Saudi Arabia is hesitant to give out rights...look what happens when they do...

[AbrahamG]

Fucking disgusting advert and all involved in the making of it should be beaten and imprisoned. It really is about time society took back every right ever given to the fags and they have to go back to hiding it for fear of violence and imprisonment like in past times, they have ungratefully thrown every allowance made for them back in the faces and pushed for more and more. Time to say enough is enough and that they have ruined it for themselves

I'm thinking of having one more kid just so I can buy Huggies and offer my support.

[SF1900]

If I had a baby, I’d trust OMR to watch my kid over 99.99% of straight getbiggers.

[6 Reps]

Lol! Sometimes I wonder if I could be experiencing death already. Maybe I died and was reborn or something.

Regarding the commercial...I couldn't find it on YouTube, and you could say you were kidding, and I would believe you.

The bridge between parody and reality has never been closer.

Ah....

To all you LGBT haters - this is GREAT!!  Three cheers for Huggies! 

[IroNat]

[illuminati]

Fucking disgusting advert and all involved in the making of it should be beaten and imprisoned. It really is about time society took back every right ever given to the fags and they have to go back to hiding it for fear of violence and imprisonment like in past times, they have ungratefully thrown every allowance made for them back in the faces and pushed for more and more. Time to say enough is enough and that they have ruined it for themselves

It was only ever to be Expected - And all the Other Weirdo Fuckups are Popping up for their
Share of “Equal Rights” and “it’s Normal” Bollocks.

[SF1900]

Ah....

To all you LGBT haters - this is GREAT!!  Three cheers for Huggies! 

All I see are fathers hugging babies. 

[Matt]

Shit like this really puts me in a foul mood.

[The True Adonis]

Still don't understand how any rational person can be against abortion.