Talking to women is sort of like talking to dogs and cats. At first it feels very natural, but then after a few minutes you start to think, "wait a minute, this seems like kind of a giant waste of time, isn't it?". Women are sort of biological robots and they don't really even care what you're saying. Their main goal is Freudian in nature and they're generally trying to solely discern if the male they're speaking to is smarter than them or not, because the woman views the man as a resource, and they're appraising the value of your intelligence in terms of benefitting their life somehow.
In other words, when a man walks by a microwave, he will think to himself, how does this thing work? Because men have evolved as problem solvers due to being the hunter/provider type people. When a woman walks by a microwave, she will either not care about how it works, or think only in terms of "how can this item benefit me in some way, or benefit me in creating some children and preventing them from dying".
