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I was surrounded by negro chickens
« on: June 16, 2019, 10:13:30 PM »
Although 75% of the people of Hawaii are minorities and White people only represent 22% of the population but only 1.7% are Black, and the majority of them are in the military. The took care of a big problem I had living in Cali.

Today after working out I stopped by the mall. When I got out of my car I was approached by some negro chickens that surrounded me. I fidgetted nervously with my hand in my fanny pack clutching my Glock 19 as I walked cautiously toward the entrance.

Never seen negro chickens before. I wondered where they came from and will investigate further.  

In the name of diversity, they did have one token White chicken.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2019, 11:08:31 PM »
Never seen one without that red thing on its face before

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2019, 11:17:09 PM »
Yeah, 1000's of chucks all over Hawaiian archipelago , how is island Nene  population, they were protected !?.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2019, 01:31:56 AM »
Never seen one without that red thing on its face before

That red thing is the comb and is what makes roosters male...How would you like it if your balls were on your face?

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2019, 01:45:16 AM »
Always being threatened with cocks :).

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2019, 03:08:09 AM »
Always being threatened with cocks :).

Lol! It seems like it.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2019, 04:27:14 AM »
If 75% of the people in Hawaii are minorities, wouldn't they be the majority?

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2019, 07:24:53 AM »
I never realized dark chickens were actually negroes until I heard them walk by saying "mutha fukka" over and over.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2019, 09:27:04 AM »
That’s one big black cock!

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2019, 09:34:28 AM »
That red thing is the comb and is what makes roosters male...How would you like it if your balls were on your face?


I thought the hens just had smaller ones? My balls are shrivelled and look like dried cows shit people probably wouldn’t notice if they were under my chin haha

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2019, 10:05:25 AM »
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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2019, 01:25:58 PM »
If 75% of the people in Hawaii are minorities, wouldn't they be the majority?

No one race is a majority. Asians are the largest but they comprise Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese., ..

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2019, 03:00:18 PM »
No one race is a majority. Asians are the largest but they comprise Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese., ..

I wonder if there is a difference between race (asian) and nationality (Chinese). Just spitballin' here but if Asians are the largest group, wouldn't.....nah, never mind...

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2019, 03:31:09 PM »
don't make fun of Vince Goodrum's relatives.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2019, 03:33:14 PM »
Never seen one without that red thing on its face before

Those are their lips.  Racist post reported.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2019, 06:47:14 PM »
Although 75% of the people of Hawaii are minorities and White people only represent 22% of the population but only 1.7% are Black, and the majority of them are in the military. The took care of a big problem I had living in Cali.

Today after working out I stopped by the mall. When I got out of my car I was approached by some negro chickens that surrounded me. I fidgetted nervously with my hand in my fanny pack clutching my Glock 19 as I walked cautiously toward the entrance.

Never seen negro chickens before. I wondered where they came from and will investigate further.  

In the name of diversity, they did have one token White chicken.

Is this your not so subtle way of admitting to craving the black cock?

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2019, 08:00:48 PM »
Always wanted to visit Hawaii but after reading about the islands on this board it sounds like the place turned into a hell hole from progressive liberal leadership. This is where Pellius says we don't want you here anyway. Just busting balls Pellius.  ;D

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2019, 11:50:39 PM »
Always wanted to visit Hawaii but after reading about the islands on this board it sounds like the place turned into a hell hole from progressive liberal leadership. This is where Pellius says we don't want you here anyway. Just busting balls Pellius.  ;D

It has its problems like everywhere else but it's really a beautiful place and the people are very friendly. The difference here and on the mainland is very noticeable. It's much more laid back.

Just remember, in San Francisco, it's illegal to use plastic straws and e-cigs, but you can shit in the streets and throw taxpayer-funded used syringes on the ground as it's not considered litter.

So there are still worse places political wise than Hawaii. And, for the most part, politics doesn't affect your day to day life. The beach is always there. The beautiful women are all over the place. And it's really hot now, 90 degrees plus during the day, so they dress accordingly.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2019, 12:16:29 AM »
It has its problems like everywhere else but it's really a beautiful place and the people are very friendly. The difference here and on the mainland is very noticeable. It's much more laid back.

Just remember, in San Francisco, it's illegal to use plastic straws and e-cigs, but you can shit in the streets and throw taxpayer-funded used syringes on the ground as it's not considered litter.

So there are still worse places political wise than Hawaii. And, for the most part, politics doesn't affect your day to day life. The beach is always there. The beautiful women are all over the place. And it's really hot now, 90 degrees plus during the day, so they dress accordingly.

Tell me about the worst areas possible in Hawaii.


Could a regular travelling family go there or would they be assaulted on sight just for being Haole?
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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2019, 01:02:30 AM »
Tell me about the worst areas possible in Hawaii.


Could a regular travelling family go there or would they be assaulted on sight just for being Haole?

Mostly rural areas like Waianae, Kahuku, North Shore... but even then it's exaggerated if you don't act like a fool. Being loud and boisterous. In other words, be respectful. That's the big thing with locals. I'm not sure why that is. They are very sensitive to the vibe one puts out and how they are spoken to. If it's condescending or arrogant. Maybe it's because minorities feel they have been oppressed by Whites and don't have to put up with it anymore. Could be just how they were raised. Kind of like Blacks but not that extreme.

But people here know that tourism is what keeps are State alive so they are generally very gracious and welcoming. If you're Japanese you get the red carpet treatment. Japan and Hawaii have a very strong bound and its culture is very dominant here. Many things that I thought were Hawaiian growing up were actually Japanese -- like sushi.

I use to think that they like Asians (called Orientals here) because they weren't White. But there is no love for the Chinese here. Chinese are pushy, rude and have no manners. Their language is painful to listen to. It's like they are always fighting. If there is a bunch of Chinese at a buffet leave and go somewhere else. They are like animals when it comes to all you can eat. They are penny-pinching cheapskates and are always trying to find a way to cheat you without you being aware of it. 

So maybe it's because the Japanese are so exceedingly polite and respectful that they are so well liked and welcomed here. So if you have good manners and are polite and respectful it's all good. Even the littlest thing they notice. So if you buy something at a Walgreens or something, hand the money to them. Put it in their hand. Don't just throw it on the counter acting like they have leprosy for something. If someone turns on the signal and wants to merge or change lanes. Let them go. Wave them on with your hand. Then you will get a "shaka" instead of a middle finger and them pulling alongside you pointing for you to pull over. Not a day goes by where there isn't a fist fight over traffic or parking.

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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2019, 01:18:47 AM »
Mostly rural areas like Waianae, Kahuku, North Shore... but even then it's exaggerated if you don't act like a fool. Being loud and boisterous. In other words, be respectful. That's the big thing with locals. I'm not sure why that is. They are very sensitive to the vibe one puts out and how they are spoken to. If it's condescending or arrogant. Maybe it's because minorities feel they have been oppressed by Whites and don't have to put up with it anymore. Could be just how they were raised. Kind of like Blacks but not that extreme.

But people here know that tourism is what keeps are State alive so they are generally very gracious and welcoming. If you're Japanese you get the red carpet treatment. Japan and Hawaii have a very strong bound and its culture is very dominant here. Many things that I thought were Hawaiian growing up were actually Japanese -- like sushi.

I use to think that they like Asians (called Orientals here) because they weren't White. But there is no love for the Chinese here. Chinese are pushy, rude and have no manners. Their language is painful to listen to. It's like they are always fighting. If there is a bunch of Chinese at a buffet leave and go somewhere else. They are like animals when it comes to all you can eat. They are penny-pinching cheapskates and are always trying to find a way to cheat you without you being aware of it. 

So maybe it's because the Japanese are so exceedingly polite and respectful that they are so well liked and welcomed here. So if you have good manners and are polite and respectful it's all good. Even the littlest thing they notice. So if you buy something at a Walgreens or something, hand the money to them. Put it in their hand. Don't just throw it on the counter acting like they have leprosy for something. If someone turns on the signal and wants to merge or change lanes. Let them go. Wave them on with your hand. Then you will get a "shaka" instead of a middle finger and them pulling alongside you pointing for you to pull over. Not a day goes by where there isn't a fist fight over traffic or parking.

Very interesting insight Pellius. Worth reading.
From my work experience Chinese people are exactly like you portrayed them: no manners, always back trading you.
And with Japanese you always work with no problem at all: very demanding but very correct, although you always get the impression that they put a barrier in between.
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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2019, 01:20:24 AM »
What is "shaka"?
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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
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« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2019, 01:30:18 AM »
Thanks Pell  :)
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Re: I was surrounded by negro chickens
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2019, 01:31:57 AM »
One thing that I learned quick growing up in Hawaii is how Hawaiians, Tongans, and especially Samoans, are like Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. One minute they are the nicest easiest going people you'll ever meet. So warm and friendly. But insult them and they turn on you like pit bulls. With violence. I can understand being offended but their reaction is disproportional to the offense. One minute patting you on the shoulder giving you a bro hug (they are very touchy-feely) and the next they are trying to beat you to death. I learn that early and quick. Eventually, you develop a 6th sense and can read and get their vibe on how you are coming off to them.