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Instant death
« on: June 24, 2019, 03:23:30 PM »
Now on amazon prime. It’s so bad.  ;D Lou tried to get ahold of his daughter so he looks in his black book for her phone number. In his hand writing it says daughter (Jane)....

Like he wouldn’t know that’s his daughter in his book 🤣

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2019, 04:45:29 PM »
Can someone explain this post? Is it from a movie Lou made?

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2019, 04:56:42 PM »

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2019, 05:00:12 PM »
Loutard’s always been a seriously sad case.

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2019, 06:15:30 PM »
Actually if u like violent movies it wasn’t half horrible. Yeah low budget and predictable horrible sound but wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2019, 06:18:10 PM »
Is it as good as nukem high?
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Re: Instant death
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2019, 07:08:31 PM »
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Oh boy, does this look like garbage, but it might be enjoyable garbage. Lou with a British kid, fake Ray Winstone, slow motion karate, eyeball violence.

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2019, 07:10:39 PM »
Would rather watch Lou than that fat piece of shit Segal

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2019, 07:39:22 PM »
You know it's bad when even the trailer is bad.

Ouch.

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2019, 08:25:09 PM »
Cage and Cage 2 were great Oscars-winners by Lou though!



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Re: Instant death
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2019, 06:16:55 AM »
This guy has been acting in film for over 40 fucking years. You'd think he would've improved a little over the years.

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2019, 06:20:13 AM »


Looks like the type of movie kids watch while being drunk...
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Re: Instant death
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2019, 06:39:31 AM »
Cage and Cage 2 were great Oscars-winners by Lou though!




              that reminds me of the time ferrigno, zane, haney and franco c  were on family feud. when the host went to talk to the competitors zane whipped out his book and proceeded to push it . to this franco got all excited and said excitedly i didn't know we could bring product. he said i got a movie out baretta's island it's a great film. ferrigno started yelling caiigge 2  cage 2,  i 'm in a movie too, go see it. only haney remained dignified. i could almost see him laughing inwardly at the other 3 hucksters.
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Re: Instant death
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2019, 07:02:57 AM »
              that reminds me of the time ferrigno, zane, haney and franco c  were on family feud. when the host went to talk to the competitors zane whipped out his book and proceeded to push it . to this franco got all excited and said excitedly i didn't know we could bring product. he said i got a movie out baretta's island it's a great film. ferrigno started yelling caiigge 2  cage 2,  i 'm in a movie too, go see it. only haney remained dignified. i could almost see him laughing inwardly at the other 3 hucksters.


Could you say the perpetual huckster of peace? :D
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Re: Instant death
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2019, 07:07:38 AM »

Could you say the perpetual huckster of peace? :D
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Re: Instant death
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2019, 07:56:51 AM »
reminds me of the Uzimon music video about Steven Segall

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2019, 08:40:45 AM »
I didnt realise ray winstones career had fallen that much

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Re: Instant death
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2019, 11:22:05 AM »
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Oh boy, does this look like garbage, but it might be enjoyable garbage. Lou with a British kid, fake Ray Winstone, slow motion karate, eyeball violence.

LOL Yeah, I have to say now I've seen the trailer I want to see the thing!   ;D
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Re: Instant death
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2019, 01:38:08 PM »
Haha!  Brilliant - I actually enjoyed it - talk about ruthless...

It was like an ultra-violent sh1t version of Taken...

Thanks OP, I would never have bothered otherwise...

Best bit - forcing Big Lou into a teeny Mitsubishi - Hahahahhaaaa!
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