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1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« on: July 01, 2019, 05:38:05 AM »
FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE,


Goodmorrow,

It comes to my attention that our good friend Illuminati has a problem with us here collecting for Wes and Vince's teeth fund and not his. I did not know that he had such bad teeth but we here at GetBig always, I repeat always come to together in time of need and help a fellow brother in iron out.

I have known Illuminati for years and I can tell you he cares about his physique. But what does that matter when he needs dental/perio work done and can't afford it? I firmly believe that having a gleaming smile is the finishing touch of anyone's physique. Showing a perfectly sculpted hairless body walking around the lawn fete with a pearly white smile is exhilarating!

A CALL TO HELP...LETS DO THIS!!!!


Use the hashtags:

#IlluminatiNoRottie

#IlluminatieNoGreenTeethThatLookLikeSnotty

#IlluminatiTeethLookLikeBiscotti




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2019, 05:40:50 AM »
He can fix his teeth.as for you stupid and ugly has no chance ..
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2019, 07:30:27 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on July 01, 2019, 05:40:50 AM
He can fix his teeth.as for you stupid and ugly has no chance ..

You win getbig for the day!
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2019, 07:46:43 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on July 01, 2019, 05:40:50 AM
He can fix his teeth.as for you stupid and ugly has no chance ..

Goodmorrow,

You can always tell who the latent homosexuals are on this board. Whenever their "man crush" gets called out or they hear something they don't like, they come skipping and prancing to their defence. Dan18. I can't tell if 18 is your age or your IQ. You should be donating instead of running your stubby, chubby fingers on a keyboard while at the Pizza Hut.


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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2019, 09:35:17 AM »
Pathetic
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2019, 10:14:10 AM »
only a 1000 quid? What is he using smile direct club? ???
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2019, 10:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on July 01, 2019, 07:46:43 AM
Goodmorrow,

You can always tell who the latent homosexuals are on this board. Whenever their "man crush" gets called out or they hear something they don't like, they come skipping and prancing to their defence. Dan18. I can't tell if 18 is your age or your IQ. You should be donating instead of running your stubby, chubby fingers on a keyboard while at the Pizza Hut.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are alex then you know very well what I look like ive posted picks from the old days fat and stubby like you im not. And im not running to anyones defense its just your hurt butt just doesn't let shit go sad really....Gee I know tell me how I have a 4head that will really get me ::)
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2019, 10:59:08 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on July 01, 2019, 07:46:43 AM
Goodmorrow,

You can always tell who the latent homosexuals are on this board. Whenever their "man crush" gets called out or they hear something they don't like, they come skipping and prancing to their defence. Dan18. I can't tell if 18 is your age or your IQ. You should be donating instead of running your stubby, chubby fingers on a keyboard while at the Pizza Hut.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You talk about latent homosexuality, yet you have an oral fixation with other men, why is that? Me thinks thou dost project too much.
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2019, 11:58:53 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 01, 2019, 10:59:08 AM
You talk about latent homosexuality, yet you have an oral fixation with other men, why is that? Me thinks thou dost project too much.

Goodmorrow,


My good man, I do not have any fixation but that to help my fellow GetBigger. You are obviously connecting dots that aren't there.


Good Day Sir.



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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2019, 08:55:24 AM »
Goodmorrow,

Because of Dan18's nastiness our tally has fell into negatives. I have no clue how that happened since I am donating 1000 quib so my accountants are going to have to look into this right away.

I do not want to suspend this.



Tally: -0.09




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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2019, 09:43:23 AM »
how much to fix illuminatis brain?  ???
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2019, 12:45:39 PM »
Alex,you have now succeeded in being the biggest asshole to ever appear on getbig bar none.

You disappoint me son.  :(
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2019, 03:15:32 PM »
Quote from: ratherbebig on July 02, 2019, 09:43:23 AM
how much to fix illuminatis brain?  ???

That would require a nation wide PBS telethon.  The like of which would make Jerry Lewis proud.
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Re: 1000 Quid To Fix Illuminati's Austin Powers Teeth!
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2019, 07:11:57 AM »
Quote from: wes on July 02, 2019, 12:45:39 PM
Alex,you have now succeeded in being the biggest asshole to ever appear on getbig bar none.

You disappoint me son.  :(

Ever notice how Benzo/Low IQ people always swear and they have no idea/clue they are doing it? Seriously, go into the inner city Seven Eleven or Muslim corner store and listen to the jive talkers talk. They'll drop F bomb after F bomb and not even know they're doing it.

Sad.



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