Author Topic: New James Bond (Read 18603 times)

a_pupil · « **on:** July 14, 2019, 10:21:15 AM »

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-will-introduced-bond-25-audiences-new-007-10287976/

DooM_ · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:22:55 AM »

wtf

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:34:38 AM »

Studios must love throwing cash away.

Kwon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:36:00 AM »

She should wear the wig she had in Captain marvel

James Bond fans will know that the spy retired at the end of Spectre and as Bond 25 opens he will be living a life of luxury in Jamaica.

However soon we will return to MI6 in London and the insider reveals that ‘there is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says “come in 007”, and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman’.

Looking swelte!

G_Thang · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:37:31 AM »

The money was in the bank for Elba to be the next Bond, and he didn't want it.

TER-MAN-HATER LGBT 1000:Social Judgement Day, AND NOW THIS...

chaos · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:52:16 AM »

Ruin everything in the name of tolerance and equality!

Dokey111 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:56:43 AM »

wait he was already in a bond movie

Kwon · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:02:45 AM »

Why even use actors when you can...

BlackMetallic · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:24:22 AM »

Quote from: a_pupil on July 14, 2019, 11:10:32 AM

This is just so bizarre lol.

Hopefully she's lesbian, because I don't want to see any bond boys

What about lesbian bond toys?

Rambone · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2019, 12:07:45 PM »

The new James Bond is a black vegan raised by a single transgender parent

Flexacon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2019, 12:18:13 PM »

This is just stupid. It wouldn't be as bad if she was attractive

Why not just do a 007 spin off movie with her instead.

Her being a lesbian might be the only thing to save the movie

Rambone · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2019, 12:26:10 PM »

Why didn’t they use Leslie Jones?

Kwon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2019, 12:53:01 PM »

MAXX · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2019, 12:54:08 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on July 14, 2019, 10:34:38 AM

Studios must love throwing cash away.

Actually thinking more about it I'm not so sure it's stupid on their part. It's a calculated move.

I mean they probably know who their new target audience are..

Whites are going less and less to the cinema and other ethnicities are growing in numbers. Do the math.

edit:
Black Panther box office 1.35billion USD
Thor Ragnarok box office 0.85billion USD

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2019, 01:26:54 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on July 14, 2019, 01:08:03 PM

captain marvel even did well I think, despite it being shitted on my most online woke white people.

this'll also get beyonce and co promoting it and buying tickets for their peoplez, like they did with black panther

Captain Marvel underperformed vs projections. Box offices are down because of the feminist SJW crap they are pushing. Won't watch. Thank goodness for Sly and Rambo V.

Mothballs · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:17:50 PM »

However huge a bomb it is, they’ll rig the numbers in conjunction with rigging the media reviews and proclaim it a massive blockbuster of epic proportions. Then spend their ad budget buying out empty theatres to create sold out buzz. See Captain Marvel.

gmflex · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:39:24 PM »

This is just stupid..
I hope it bombs financially..
Bond should be a male..
Not this crap...

chaos · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:39:00 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on July 14, 2019, 12:54:08 PM

Actually thinking more about it I'm not so sure it's stupid on their part. It's a calculated move.

I mean they probably know who their new target audience are..

Whites are going less and less to the cinema and other ethnicities are growing in numbers. Do the math.

edit:
Black Panther box office 1.35billion USD
Thor Ragnarok box office 0.85billion USD

They're pandering and cuckolds will flock to see it in order to show how accepting and tolerant they are.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:09:53 PM »

Tired of this liberal disease. I will not watch.

Al Doggity · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:09:37 PM »

I saw this story earlier and knew you numbnuts would be melting down.

Just from what's been released, we know she has the traditional Bond code name while Bond is retired. Almost 100% guaranteed the story will revolve around Daniel Craig's character and Bond will have the 007 code name back by the end of the movie. But, it's been at least 48 hours since the last sjw agenda meltdown on here, so carry on I guess...

Desolate · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:15:59 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on July 14, 2019, 10:21:15 AM

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-will-introduced-bond-25-audiences-new-007-10287976/

Gross bull dyke.

Disaster in the making.

Pathetic.

Bond is dead.

Schmoff · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:32:58 PM »

wtf!!!!

speechless, those libral lefty motherfucckers really trying to ruin everything

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:35:54 PM »

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:00:19 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on July 14, 2019, 12:54:08 PM

Actually thinking more about it I'm not so sure it's stupid on their part. It's a calculated move.

I mean they probably know who their new target audience are..

Whites are going less and less to the cinema and other ethnicities are growing in numbers. Do the math.

edit:
Black Panther box office 1.35billion USD
Thor Ragnarok box office 0.85billion USD

100% correct. Whites aren’t going for two reasons. They’re sick of being fed the “agenda” and their numbers are falling. Brown is the new white.

BB · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:18:48 PM »

I wouldn't have minded if it went to Idris Elba or another black actor, but not a woman. This will flop hard, and only be remembered in sociology classes, where the film makers will be lauded for giving it to a female of color, and the audience demonized for not showing up.