one of the best photos ever on getbig
I would pay good money to see that guy’s schedule that day. I’m thinking it looked something like...
9:00-10:30 Mow the lawn with push mower

10:30-10:45 Denise arrives early. No time to shower or even take off my grass-stained sneakers. She starts muscle worship session and begins establishing dominance

10:45-10:50 Denise challenges me to arm wrestling best out of 3 further establishing dominance and humiliated schmoe buildup.

10:50-11:15 Denise performs 5 sets of 10 schmoe squats supersetted with scissor holds

11:15-11:16 In a display of absolute shame and humiliation, I lay helplessly on the floor as Denise poses as the clear victor. I’m fully emasculated yet oddly obtaining a rock-hard erection.