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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #100 on: August 10, 2021, 02:14:29 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on August 10, 2021, 11:04:16 AM
OK, I just cracked me one off  :-[

Finally,  an honest post.
How far did the jizz fly? :P
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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #101 on: August 10, 2021, 04:23:08 PM »
Quote from: a_pupil on August 10, 2021, 02:48:24 PM
I hope he kept it wholesome and didn't jizz all over the monitor

That's one web cam video , I'd rather not see, or hear about. :-X
Now, if his jizz makes it over the screen, that's worth seeing  :o
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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #102 on: August 10, 2021, 11:49:10 PM »
Quote from: TheFranchise on August 10, 2021, 08:16:06 AM
Her pussy piercings are disgusting. Could attach a hitch to those things and haul a truck using her beef curtains.

Outed.
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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #103 on: August 11, 2021, 03:48:54 AM »
Quote from: Howard on August 10, 2021, 02:14:29 PM
Finally,  an honest post.
How far did the jizz fly? :P

Quote from: a_pupil on August 10, 2021, 02:48:24 PM
I hope he kept it wholesome and didn't jizz all over the monitor

Quote from: Howard on August 10, 2021, 04:23:08 PM
That's one web cam video , I'd rather not see, or hear about. :-X
Now, if his jizz makes it over the screen, that's worth seeing  :o

Actually, I was that hard I was at 12 o'clock - so I popped straight up into my left nostril like Ole' Faithful

Was shocked for a moment, then realised I this was an opportunity to save on tissues, so I snorted that sh1t, pulled up my shorts, wiped my face with my forearm, and wandered off to my local shops to see if I could find anyone wielding an iron bar that I could disarm and rough up...


True story ;D

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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #104 on: August 11, 2021, 04:08:02 AM »
She's so cute I'm willing to forgive her past transgressions.

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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #105 on: August 11, 2021, 06:30:59 AM »
The hottest by far is/was Nikki Jackson, who used to be Big Down Hill’s gf or wife.

https://spankbang.com/4nmoi/video/nikki+bj

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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #106 on: August 11, 2021, 12:43:36 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 11, 2021, 04:08:02 AM
She's so cute I'm willing to forgive her past transgressions.

 ;D  Truly, you have shamed and taught us all with your moral munificence brother!  In truth, I do not wish ill upon her but rather I hope she actually turns her life 360 degrees around...No..WAIT!  I meant 180 degrees... ;D

May she recover and retread...Dammit!  Okay then.  One more time...With feeeeeeling.

It is my honest  hope that she shuns her past and has a decent future with her child.  That cancer leaves her never to return and her husband never returns either.  Whatever her future holds for her, let us hope it's not over her head like the Sword of Damocles.

Some where a newborn black chil' have juss been namified "de sWord o' DamCletus"...'n' sheit.
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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #107 on: August 11, 2021, 12:46:47 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on August 11, 2021, 12:43:36 PM
;D  Truly, you have shamed and taught us all with your moral munificence brother!  In truth, I do not wish ill upon her but rather I hope she actually turns her life 360 degrees around...No..WAIT!  I meant 180 degrees... ;D

May she recover and retread...Dammit!  Okay then.  One more time...With feeeeeeling.

It is my honest  hope that she shuns her past and has a decent future with her child.  That cancer leaves her never to return and her husband never returns either.  Whatever her future holds for her, let us hope it's not over her head like the Sword of Damocles.

Some where a newborn black chil' have juss been namified "de sWord o' DamCletus"...'n' sheit.

lol
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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #108 on: August 11, 2021, 12:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on August 11, 2021, 03:48:54 AM
Actually, I was that hard I was at 12 o'clock - so I popped straight up into my left nostril like Ole' Faithful

Was shocked for a moment, then realised I this was an opportunity to save on tissues, so I snorted that sh1t, pulled up my shorts, wiped my face with my forearm, and wandered off to my local shops to see if I could find anyone wielding an iron bar that I could disarm and rough up...


True story ;D

Had you thumped a perp, you could have snorted  some jizz laced snot on him . :P

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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #109 on: August 11, 2021, 01:24:43 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on August 11, 2021, 12:43:36 PM
;D  Truly, you have shamed and taught us all with your moral munificence brother!  In truth, I do not wish ill upon her but rather I hope she actually turns her life 360 degrees around...No..WAIT!  I meant 180 degrees... ;D

May she recover and retread...Dammit!  Okay then.  One more time...With feeeeeeling.

It is my honest  hope that she shuns her past and has a decent future with her child.  That cancer leaves her never to return and her husband never returns either.  Whatever her future holds for her, let us hope it's not over her head like the Sword of Damocles.

Some where a newborn black chil' have juss been namified "de sWord o' DamCletus"...'n' sheit.

Scott

Have you been partaking of the milk of human kindness..?



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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #110 on: August 11, 2021, 01:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Howard on August 11, 2021, 12:58:13 PM
Had you thumped a perp, you could have snorted  some jizz laced snot on him . :P

I suppose I asked for that, didn't I..?  :-X

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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #111 on: August 11, 2021, 02:36:08 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on August 11, 2021, 01:24:43 PM
Scott

Have you been partaking of the milk of human kindness..?



 ;D

 ;D  I think it soured on me, LOL!  ;D
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Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
« Reply #112 on: August 11, 2021, 02:51:58 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on August 11, 2021, 02:36:08 PM
;D  I think it soured on me, LOL!  ;D

The beared ghost in green has to has the gayest hat in movie history.
It's so "fruity" it has actual fruit in it LOL.

He's trying to get Scrooge drunk, so he can lift his night shirt and give him a good ol' Christmas buggering.
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