Thanks to a certain someone's suggestion on here...

[booty]

It's annoying talking to a person whose intelligene level only permits her to call anyone making a logical argument a racist.

How do you feel that 99% of men on here kiss your ass, when my primary concern around you would be trying to avoid smelling like a fish cannery after meeting you?

Isn't it cool how the sexual power you have over all the other pathetic slavery kunt males you meet doesn't do shit for me?

Mainly because you are an idiot.

"Racist! Racist!" - booty

I prefer women who have at least room temperature IQs. And before you claim you do - I'm talking about Fahrenheit - not Celcius.

I smell good. It’s called pheromones. I wouldn’t give you the time of day off here, so enjoy the attention you racist narcissistic ugly idiot!

[Matt]

I smell good. It’s called pheromones. I wouldn’t give you the time of day off here so enjoy the attention, you racist ugly idiot.

I'm not ugly nor an idiot.

And if I happen to walk by you at an expo again, you better believe we would be back in my hotel room within minutes, where I'd crush your pussy to the point you would have to sit down on a nice plush chair until you recover - before begging me for seconds.

Don't get me wrong - you are a stunning woman...I just can't stand women whose only argument is to call right-thinking menc"racist" because they have no intelligence comments to make, preferring instead to rely purely on emotion.

Next expo I see you at - $50 says your pussy is wet as soon as I slide my finger in it, without even touching you or get you worked up in any physical way prior to that.

I remember a girl who "wasn't into me". The first time I went down on her, she was dripping wet. All signs prior were that she wasn't into me. Yet I had never inserted my finger into a pussy that soaking wet upon first contact before that date.

Then she asked that I ramp up sex with her from once a week, to daily, despite her "not really liking sex that much."

But with me, she could never get enough.

Women lie so much.

Reality - I'd get you off in under seven minutes, all the while you claiming I'm the most repulsive man you've ever laid eyes on.

Women are so full of shit.

Why must such a stunning body and lovely face be wasted on a PC parrot like you, booty?

Your views just MUST be what you consider popular and politically correct...and no matter how much a "racist" has valid points, you'll never admit it.

I never hit women - but you deserve to be fucked so hard by a Trump-supporting White male that you can't walk for a week.

I wish I could fuck the liberal out of you. But alas - I don't that would work.


Oh well.

[Irongrip400]

Coach, you need the neon yellow. Neon is in this season bro!

[loco]

....this was our biggest seller this month. 338 units just in the Neon Blue

Congratulations!  Make me one that says "Joe Loco" and I might wear it...



...just kidding, I wouldn't.  Happy for you, though!

[The Scott]

I have my obligatory Joe Local tank pic but getbig won't let me upload it.

Edit:

It's official.  I am a Smurf.    Looking big, brother!

[SF1900]

I smell good. It’s called pheromones. I wouldn’t give you the time of day off here, so enjoy the attention you racist narcissistic ugly idiot!

Matt is angry because you will not give him positive attention that he craves.

[The Scott]

I smell good. It’s called pheromones. I wouldn’t give you the time of day off here, so enjoy the attention you racist narcissistic ugly idiot!

What time is it there?  Asking for a friend...

Look, I like women but I myself do not trust them anymore.  I think you're quite loverly but in all honesty I would never date someone as young as you.  Plus you're thousands of miles away.  Having said that, an Aussie accent from a beautiful woman is something to hear.  So too is an Irish one.  And a British one.    But a lie is a lie regardless of how it sounds and I don't wish to ever be lied to again.  This is not directed at you because I don't know you, but it's there for you and Matt to read and think about. 

In the end, we all age and as I've said in the past all cats are gray in the dark.  In the dark we see with not only our hearts but our memories.  Good and bad.  But I would prefer the former.  Matt is just bitter and I would say rightly so.  Women can be as bad as or worse than men.  

Like the really old    song says, "I love you too much to ever start liking you, so let's just let the story have an end.  I love you too much to ever start liking you. So don't expect me, to be your friend."  

That goes for men and women.  Once you break up and it's over, i.e., either has slept with someone else, it's over.  When you first become one, the past is the past and should never be brought up.  How many came before doesn't matter so long as you are each one's last.  

Shit.  I am old.  This is most likely wasted on younger folk such as Matt and yourself.  

[booty]

What time is it there?  Asking for a friend...

Look, I like women but I myself do not trust them anymore.  I think you're quite loverly but in all honesty I would never date someone as young as you.  Plus you're thousands of miles away.  Having said that, an Aussie accent from a beautiful woman is something to hear.  So too is an Irish one.  And a British one.    But a lie is a lie regardless of how it sounds and I don't wish to ever be lied to again.  This is not directed at you because I don't know you, but it's there for you and Matt to read and think about. 

In the end, we all age and as I've said in the past all cats are gray in the dark.  In the dark we see with not only our hearts but our memories.  Good and bad.  But I would prefer the former.  Matt is just bitter and I would say rightly so.  Women can be as bad as or worse than men.  

Like the really old    song says, "I love you too much to ever start liking you, so let's just let the story have an end.  I love you too much to ever start liking you. So don't expect me, to be your friend."  

That goes for men and women.  Once you break up and it's over, i.e., either has slept with someone else, it's over.  When you first become one, the past is the past and should never be brought up.  How many came before doesn't matter so long as you are each one's last.  

Shit.  I am old.  This is most likely wasted on younger folk such as Matt and yourself.  

It’s not wasted. I am 49 and I like deep conversations at times.

[booty]

I'm not ugly nor an idiot.

And if I happen to walk by you at an expo again, you better believe we would be back in my hotel room within minutes, where I'd crush your pussy to the point you would have to sit down on a nice plush chair until you recover - before begging me for seconds.

Don't get me wrong - you are a stunning woman...I just can't stand women whose only argument is to call right-thinking menc"racist" because they have no intelligence comments to make, preferring instead to rely purely on emotion.

Next expo I see you at - $50 says your pussy is wet as soon as I slide my finger in it, without even touching you or get you worked up in any physical way prior to that.

I remember a girl who "wasn't into me". The first time I went down on her, she was dripping wet. All signs prior were that she wasn't into me. Yet I had never inserted my finger into a pussy that soaking wet upon first contact before that date.

Then she asked that I ramp up sex with her from once a week, to daily, despite her "not really liking sex that much."

But with me, she could never get enough.

Women lie so much.

Reality - I'd get you off in under seven minutes, all the while you claiming I'm the most repulsive man you've ever laid eyes on.

Women are so full of shit.

Why must such a stunning body and lovely face be wasted on a PC parrot like you, booty?

Your views just MUST be what you consider popular and politically correct...and no matter how much a "racist" has valid points, you'll never admit it.

I never hit women - but you deserve to be fucked so hard by a Trump-supporting White male that you can't walk for a week.

I wish I could fuck the liberal out of you. But alas - I don't that would work.


Oh well.

Walk past me at an expo again??? I don’t ever recall walking past you. And you are ugly inside. A narcissist and a racist are ugly!!! You are also delusional because you would be too shit scared to touch me. And rightfully so because I would knock you out with a kick to those flaccid nuts.

[XFACTOR]

It's annoying talking to a person whose intelligene level only permits her to call anyone making a logical argument a racist.

How do you feel that 99% of men on here kiss your ass, when my primary concern around you would be trying to avoid smelling like a fish cannery after meeting you?

Isn't it cool how the sexual power you have over all the other pathetic slavery kunt males you meet doesn't do shit for me?

Mainly because you are an idiot.

"Racist! Racist!" - booty

I prefer women who have at least room temperature IQs. And before you claim you do - I'm talking about Fahrenheit - not Celcius.

You are a racist.  Which is why Karma will ensure you stay in that shithole of a town known as Thunder Bay with your kid and ex.

[Henda]

perhaps if Vince goodrum wore one of your vests for his next video sales would increase even further?

[SF1900]

Matt getting destroyed in this thread.

Damn, this is brutal.

[JuicedKangaroo]

Matt getting destroyed in this thread.

Damn, this is brutal.

Matt is seriously deranged, unfortunate because he probably thinks of himself as a man's man who's seen the light through the red pill. He is a below-average manlet in denial. Just look at his wall of text above... Nothing reeks of insecurity quite like that.

[SF1900]

Matt is seriously deranged, unfortunate because he probably thinks of himself as a man's man who's seen the light through the red pill. He is a below-average manlet in denial. Just look at his wall of text above... Nothing reeks of insecurity quite like that.

His constant need to defend himself reeks of insecurity!

[funk51]

   we have a charter member right there.

[JuicedKangaroo]

I'm not ugly nor an idiot.

Anybody can see what you look like from your YouTube videos. Settle down, Lord Farquaad.

And if I happen to walk by you at an expo again, you better believe we would be back in my hotel room within minutes, where I'd crush your pussy to the point you would have to sit down on a nice plush chair until you recover - before begging me for seconds.

Don't get me wrong - you are a stunning woman...I just can't stand women whose only argument is to call right-thinking menc"racist" because they have no intelligence comments to make, preferring instead to rely purely on emotion.

Next expo I see you at - $50 says your pussy is wet as soon as I slide my finger in it, without even touching you or get you worked up in any physical way prior to that.

I remember a girl who "wasn't into me". The first time I went down on her, she was dripping wet. All signs prior were that she wasn't into me. Yet I had never inserted my finger into a pussy that soaking wet upon first contact before that date.

Then she asked that I ramp up sex with her from once a week, to daily, despite her "not really liking sex that much."

But with me, she could never get enough.

Wow, teach me your ways lady whisperer. God, I wish I was as sexed-up and as incredible as you  

Women lie so much.

Women are so full of shit.

Why must such a stunning body and lovely face be wasted on a PC parrot like you, booty?

I never hit women - but you deserve to be fucked so hard by a Trump-supporting White male that you can't walk for a week.

I wish I could fuck the liberal out of you. But alas - I don't that would work.

Oh well.

Ah, starting to get to the root cause of your deranged behaviour. Hmm, interesting...

Who hurt you, little man? Reality is guys like you get little to no sex, accepting whatever pity is thrown your way. I've never met a sexually successful person who would write such embarrassing, cringe-inducing fan fiction on such a public platform. I honestly feel bad for you, please - get help. You are not helping yourself on here, only embarrassing yourself further. It's not just women laughing you off, it's every stable and sane guy too. You're either off, or a master troll. Hoping it's the latter but scared it's the former...

[SOMEPARTS]

Walk past me at an expo again??? I don’t ever recall walking past you. And you are ugly inside. A narcissist and a racist are ugly!!! You are also delusional because you would be too shit scared to touch me. And rightfully so because I would knock you out with a kick to those flaccid nuts.

 

[SF1900]

 

Booty is just destroying Matt.

It's funny to watch.

[FitnessFrenzy]

nice shirt and congrats on the good sales numbers

[Kwon]

I want to see a grouppicture with JustPlaneJane, Matt C, booty, Goodrum and Coach Marino all wearing the blue Joe Local tanktop!

[IroNat]

If you’re going to try to insult someone’s intelligence, you should learn how to spell “Celsius” first.

Celsius Clinton

[Primemuscle]

I'm not ugly nor an idiot.

And if I happen to walk by you at an expo again, you better believe we would be back in my hotel room within minutes, where I'd crush your pussy to the point you would have to sit down on a nice plush chair until you recover - before begging me for seconds.

Don't get me wrong - you are a stunning woman...I just can't stand women whose only argument is to call right-thinking menc"racist" because they have no intelligence comments to make, preferring instead to rely purely on emotion.

Next expo I see you at - $50 says your pussy is wet as soon as I slide my finger in it, without even touching you or get you worked up in any physical way prior to that.

I remember a girl who "wasn't into me". The first time I went down on her, she was dripping wet. All signs prior were that she wasn't into me. Yet I had never inserted my finger into a pussy that soaking wet upon first contact before that date.

Then she asked that I ramp up sex with her from once a week, to daily, despite her "not really liking sex that much."

But with me, she could never get enough.

Women lie so much.

Reality - I'd get you off in under seven minutes, all the while you claiming I'm the most repulsive man you've ever laid eyes on.

Women are so full of shit.

Why must such a stunning body and lovely face be wasted on a PC parrot like you, booty?

Your views just MUST be what you consider popular and politically correct...and no matter how much a "racist" has valid points, you'll never admit it.

I never hit women - but you deserve to be fucked so hard by a Trump-supporting White male that you can't walk for a week.

I wish I could fuck the liberal out of you. But alas - I don't that would work.


Oh well.

Whew! 

[Kwon]

Much love for a certain someone!

[Primemuscle]

What time is it there?  Asking for a friend...

Look, I like women but I myself do not trust them anymore.  I think you're quite loverly but in all honesty I would never date someone as young as you.  Plus you're thousands of miles away.  Having said that, an Aussie accent from a beautiful woman is something to hear.  So too is an Irish one.  And a British one.    But a lie is a lie regardless of how it sounds and I don't wish to ever be lied to again.  This is not directed at you because I don't know you, but it's there for you and Matt to read and think about. 

In the end, we all age and as I've said in the past all cats are gray in the dark.  In the dark we see with not only our hearts but our memories.  Good and bad.  But I would prefer the former.  Matt is just bitter and I would say rightly so.  Women can be as bad as or worse than men.  

Like the really old    song says, "I love you too much to ever start liking you, so let's just let the story have an end.  I love you too much to ever start liking you. So don't expect me, to be your friend."  

That goes for men and women.  Once you break up and it's over, i.e., either has slept with someone else, it's over.  When you first become one, the past is the past and should never be brought up.  How many came before doesn't matter so long as you are each one's last.  

Shit.  I am old.  This is most likely wasted on younger folk such as Matt and yourself.  

Lovers often become friends when they have more going on between them. Good friends are better than lovers, because friendship frequently outlasts lust. Friends can be lovers forever.

[Primemuscle]

Walk past me at an expo again??? I don’t ever recall walking past you. And you are ugly inside. A narcissist and a racist are ugly!!! You are also delusional because you would be too shit scared to touch me. And rightfully so because I would knock you out with a kick to those flaccid nuts.

Ouch!