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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #425 on: July 25, 2023, 08:03:59 AM »

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #426 on: July 25, 2023, 08:22:37 AM »
His dad must be a really tall individual!

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #427 on: July 26, 2023, 08:38:01 AM »
Damn I thought she was late 20s at the oldest.

My sources say she is 35-36

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #428 on: July 26, 2023, 09:42:07 AM »
Props to her for hanging in and raising her son.

He is in the Navy according to interwebs.

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #429 on: July 26, 2023, 09:50:11 AM »
Props to her for hanging in and raising her son.

He is in the Navy according to interwebs.

Son also does not appear to be a Hebrew, which should please some getbiggers.

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #430 on: July 26, 2023, 06:08:55 PM »
His dad must be a really tall individual!

She's tiny.

I've met her before years ago.

Total flake but very friendly.

100% would hit Lori in all 3 holes.

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #431 on: July 26, 2023, 08:06:06 PM »
I'm flying on an edible right now and you guys are fucking killing me.

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #432 on: July 27, 2023, 08:14:34 AM »
Lori has a habit of occasionally posting pictures of her with her grown up son

Makes it really hard to sustain an erection...


I've noticed this as well but if I zoom/crop it just right, I can still get the job done.

Yeah I said it was difficult, not impossible.  Guess I'll just have to avoid eye contact with her son if I ever meet him...
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #433 on: July 27, 2023, 10:04:52 AM »
Lori has a habit of occasionally posting pictures of her with her grown up son

Makes it really hard to sustain an erection...
I can take Lori out the photo if that helps

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #434 on: July 27, 2023, 10:07:27 AM »
Props to Lori that her son isn't a Hebrew


I only have one question, why the three names?

Which one is it?

1, Slayer?
X  Staines?
2 Wheeler?
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #435 on: July 27, 2023, 11:22:02 AM »
This chick does it for me, jaw-dropping body

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #436 on: July 27, 2023, 12:21:48 PM »
Props to Lori that her son isn't a Hebrew


I only have one question, why the three names?

Which one is it?

1, Slayer?
X  Staines?
2 Wheeler?

Actually, her current surname is Bone.  She got married to Tommy Wishbone last year in a secret Vegas ceremony

Don't believe me?  Ask Tommy - he'll confirm  8)
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #437 on: July 27, 2023, 07:54:57 PM »
This chick does it for me, jaw-dropping body

Yeah, if she shit on my balls I wouldn't complain. 

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #438 on: July 28, 2023, 03:47:29 AM »
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #439 on: July 28, 2023, 03:48:33 AM »
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #440 on: July 28, 2023, 03:49:56 AM »
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #441 on: July 28, 2023, 12:03:57 PM »
I imagine her son is very proud of his mum...

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #442 on: July 28, 2023, 12:04:55 PM »
This chick does it for me, jaw-dropping body

Would not complain if she joined us in Robcguns bushes
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #443 on: July 28, 2023, 03:30:17 PM »
I imagine her son is very proud of his mum...

Dude - you obviously know I'm a bit of a sick puppy, but even a dyed in the wool degenerate like me is truly surprised at these women MOTHERS going full bore xxx

Even top level female Pros like Margie 'the cawk' Martin are now posting full M-F sessions for money*... :-\






*So I've heard  ;) ;D
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #444 on: July 28, 2023, 03:33:38 PM »
Yeah, if she shit on my balls I wouldn't complain.

Someone Who Isn't Me (SWIM) was very tempted to post "I'd lick that shit off your balls just to grab a sniff of her balloon knot so I could walk around the local mall smiling at people knowing that that fudgy mark around my mouth wasn't fucking chocolate'.....

But SWIM decided that was appalling and made a better choice.
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #445 on: July 31, 2023, 08:39:12 AM »
Someone Who Isn't Me (SWIM) was very tempted to post "I'd lick that shit off your balls just to grab a sniff of her balloon knot so I could walk around the local mall smiling at people knowing that that fudgy mark around my mouth wasn't fucking chocolate'.....

But SWIM decided that was appalling and made a better choice.

Sigh of relief.

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #446 on: August 01, 2023, 04:45:52 AM »
I've noticed this as well but if I zoom/crop it just right, I can still get the job done.

She looks super-thick here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrChojiI1-e/?hl=en

Thicker is better

Gotta love Off-season Lori
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #447 on: August 01, 2023, 10:53:06 AM »
How come she doesn't join Getbig?

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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #448 on: August 02, 2023, 05:12:59 AM »
How come she doesn't join Getbig?

IroNat funny! ;D
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Re: Lori Slayer / Staines / Wheeler
« Reply #449 on: August 02, 2023, 07:10:36 AM »