Truth!
It has to be a photoshop or it's a tragedy!
I fear 'tis the latter, my brother. I was sound asleep but was awakened by what could only be described as a mAss disturbance in the FARCE. As if a million Kwons cried out in terror and were suddenly...vomiting.
This thing...this creature, must be stopped. I fear that next the PHARCE OF A PHLAT ass will lead to negroes feeeeeling that the Earf too, must be phlat. Black Jeebus hep us all...
In the event that Black Jeebus cain't hep us, pehaps Black God will send a profit...A...dare I say it? A Black Moses. But the latter name is not true to Blackness. He shall be called...
BLACK FROZES