Author Topic: Just got a text from The Rock... (Read 2794 times)

Mothballs · « **on:** August 19, 2019, 11:03:57 AM »

...to announce that he GOT MARRIED yesterday!! WTF?? Just when we thought there was one alpha male who was not going to cave and deliver half of his net worth to a fleshy mass that surrounds the vagina.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/08/19/entertainment/dwayne-johnson-lauren-hashian-married/index.html

Matt · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2019, 11:25:48 AM »

Oh for fuck's sake.

Fortress · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2019, 11:55:38 AM »

Very attractive woman.

Hope for Rock’s sake she’s one of the good ones.

If she’s like a majority of broads, he’s in for some savage pain.

Rambone · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2019, 12:07:37 PM »

Quote from: Mothballs on August 19, 2019, 11:03:57 AM

...to announce that he GOT MARRIED yesterday!! WTF?? Just when we thought there was one alpha male who was not going to cave and deliver half of his net worth to a fleshy mass that surrounds the vagina.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/08/19/entertainment/dwayne-johnson-lauren-hashian-married/index.html

I’m not a marriage law expert, but the Rock’s net worth probably wouldn’t be instantly halved in a divorce unless he’s a dumb ass who commingles all of his assets with hers. He already made boatloads of money pre-marriage and would be smart to keep his accounts separate. Mistake number 1 was creampieing her twice.

Fortress · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2019, 12:12:39 PM »

Just be “together”, ya know?

“It’s time to take the next step.” Oh, brother.

Why does there always have to be some goofy next step?

Be committed, but don’t live together and do not get married.

This way, if/when she dives into the psycho or unfaithful pond (or both), you can cut and run. No biggie.

Matt · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2019, 12:44:17 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 19, 2019, 12:12:39 PM

Just be “together”, ya know?

“It’s time to take the next step.” Oh, brother.

Why does there always have to be some goofy next step?

Be committed, but don’t live together and do not get married.

This way, if/when she dives into the psycho or unfaithful pond (or both), you can cut and run. No biggie.

LOL.

My friend is about to lose half his net worth in a divorce.

R.A.M. · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2019, 12:44:51 PM »

Her Dad. Cool band

Rambone · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2019, 01:01:32 PM »

Quote from: R.A.M. on August 19, 2019, 12:44:51 PM

Her Dad. Cool band

Colin Kaep looking weak and stringy

Sokolsky · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2019, 01:29:33 PM »

There's something really off putting about people posting pics of their infant children on social media. Why the fuck would you share a new born baby like that? Separate your work from your private life ffs.

Fortress · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2019, 01:49:06 PM »

Quote from: R.A.M. on August 19, 2019, 12:44:51 PM

Her Dad. Cool band

That’s not Boston drummer guy, is it?

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2019, 01:57:37 PM »

They've been together like 15 years and have a couple pebbles...why not?

Dave D · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:21:29 PM »

This place is the best!

We care about other mens health, welfare, income and relationship status!!

Its easier if you realize the wisest men in the world post here and the vast majority of guys are clueless and that is why they dont post here.

kreator · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:41:23 PM »

The cock is only part alpha. He’s too big of an attention whore to be pure alpha. Seeking that much attention and flaunting your physique is feminine.

Desolate · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:45:33 PM »

Fake marriage.

Guy is a fag.

This has been known going all the way back to his days at University of Miami.

This is not a heterosexual.

R.A.M. · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2019, 05:19:22 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 19, 2019, 01:49:06 PM

That’s not Boston drummer guy, is it?

Yep

Joe Valentino · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2019, 05:28:53 PM »

Quote from: Desolate on August 19, 2019, 03:45:33 PM

Fake marriage.

Guy is a fag.

This has been known going all the way back to him days at University of Miami.

This is not a heterosexual.

Jealousy wont get you nowhere, Man

jude2 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2019, 05:35:01 PM »

Rumor has it he is going to promote a BB show and give out more prize money than the Mr O. He is going to give the same amount to the females as the males.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2019, 05:42:08 PM »

hasnt it been rumored for years "that the rock loves big black cock" and is really a closet fairy

Joe Valentino · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2019, 05:44:11 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on August 19, 2019, 05:42:08 PM

hasnt it been rumored for years "that the rock loves big black cock" and is really a closet fairy

I think is the other bald guy on FF...

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2019, 05:48:43 PM »

Quote from: jude2 on August 19, 2019, 05:35:01 PM

Rumor has it he is going to promote a BB show and give out more prize money than the Mr O. He is going to give the same amount to the females as the males.

bro if he does that just proves he has turned into a liberal scumbag wanting attention. them whores dont deserve more than the bros or even equal

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2019, 07:37:17 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on August 19, 2019, 05:48:43 PM

bro if he does that just proves he has turned into a liberal scumbag wanting attention. them whores dont deserve more than the bros or even equal

It should be divvied up according to the gate receipts. Just ask everyone coming in: Fagg or Schmoe?

Joe Valentino · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2019, 07:42:42 PM »

Dave D · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2019, 08:35:49 PM »

Quote from: Joe Valentino on August 19, 2019, 07:42:42 PM

That has 20k views?

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2019, 08:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Mothballs on August 19, 2019, 11:03:57 AM

...to announce that he GOT MARRIED yesterday!! WTF?? Just when we thought there was one alpha male who was not going to cave and deliver half of his net worth to a fleshy mass that surrounds the vagina.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/08/19/entertainment/dwayne-johnson-lauren-hashian-married/index.html

Obvious beard.

Desolate · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2019, 11:36:18 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on August 19, 2019, 05:42:08 PM

hasnt it been rumored for years "that the rock loves big black cock" and is really a closet fairy

Yes.

Quote from: Pray_4_War on August 19, 2019, 08:36:35 PM

Obvious beard.

Exactly.