Barack and Michelle Obama are planning to buy a Martha’s Vineyard home on the beach for fifteen million dollars.

None of us were informed, but apparently Man Made Global Warming, aka Climate Change, aka whatever they will call it next week, has been stopped by the supreme efforts of the Left.

The sea levels will not be allowed to rise so long as Barry Soetoro owns himself some beachfront property.


So calm down all morons who believe in fake manmade global warming.
You can rest easy. You have saved your Earth.
Have a nice day.