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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2019, 12:38:28 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on August 25, 2019, 12:29:00 PM
seriously the guy got rich by basically being an average getbigger, telling bad singers that they suck

first time i've ever seen somebody with crows feet and not a single line on their forehead, looks beyond ridiculous and deserves all the ridicule he gets because that's how he became famous

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2019, 01:24:29 PM »
Can he get a refund?
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2019, 01:44:00 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 25, 2019, 07:17:30 AM
That did not come out well.

Cosmetic procedures are a gamble.  They often come out bad.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7378313/Simon-Cowell-smooth-face-Americas-Got-Talent.html

I think the teeth look great. Very Gunter-esque.

The rest...not so much.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2019, 01:49:59 PM »
Why no brow lift or blepharoplasty, he definitely needs it.

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2019, 02:19:33 PM »
What an odd looking asshole
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2019, 03:30:53 PM »
How any adult male can watch this show is really beyond me. Shows like this are reserved for women and queers.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2019, 03:32:59 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on August 25, 2019, 04:51:41 AM
he got a full remake

lipo and fillers
pulled skin
botox
hairplugs/transplants
new teeth

and it still looks worse lol

that's a lot of money invested  wasted in narcissistic stuff.


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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2019, 03:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Rascal full on August 25, 2019, 07:45:22 AM
Cowell spends too much energy on looking a certain way and that includes appearing to be straight. He should just embrace his natural homosexuality as eventually this will make him much happier.

Him and the chubby car karaoke dude are the worst in the closet kept secret celebs  .


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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2019, 03:43:08 PM »
Quote from: kreator on August 25, 2019, 07:28:35 AM
Just another poof that no amount of money can compensate for mentall illness. What he did is a feminine energy, real men accept the things they can not fix and move on with dignity
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2019, 09:21:17 PM »
The guy looks like an ass. ::)

Why would they make fake choppers "look" so fake? ???

Joe Biden's are also ridiculous.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2019, 09:26:01 PM »
Agreed.

Dude looks like a buffoon.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2019, 12:35:11 AM »
Quote from: Desolate on August 25, 2019, 09:26:01 PM
Agreed.

Dude looks like a buffoon.

Did his eyes and skin really look that bad before that he had to stretch it like this?

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2019, 02:59:14 AM »
Quote from: Oblique on August 25, 2019, 09:21:17 PM
The guy looks like an ass. ::)

Why would they make fake choppers "look" so fake? ???

Joe Biden's are also ridiculous.
Would he look better with rotted out teeth?
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2019, 05:03:39 AM »
Looks like he relied on Obamacare to foot the bill.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2019, 07:17:35 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on August 25, 2019, 10:42:33 AM
I like the way you phrased that  8)


But full disclosure: if ever I found myself with a spare 20k I have to confess I'd probably do just the one thing - full set of dental implants, a la Ozzy Osbourne and other rockers that replaced the teeth that partying ruined...



I think you would need a lot more than that.My grandmother on my fathers side had this done 25 years ago and it was around 75k and they say now it’s around 5k a tooth.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2019, 08:06:15 AM »
Looks super goofy.

And when teeth are too white, they look as off putting as teeth that are too yellowed.

Not natural and creepy.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2019, 08:47:08 AM »
Usually when people get their face done they look permanent surprised, they made him look more tired.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2019, 09:32:18 AM »
Quote from: The Keto Kid on August 26, 2019, 08:47:08 AM
Usually when people get their face done they look permanent surprised, they made him look more tired.

Seems he paid extra and got the "tired of all the surprises" package.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2019, 10:03:09 AM »
didn't he also get pec implants?  :-\
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2019, 07:38:55 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on August 26, 2019, 02:59:14 AM
Would he look better with rotted out teeth?

Silly.

But you have to admit those things look so fake.

It is 2019.

One would think they could make better, more realistic looking fakes.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2019, 01:56:23 AM »
Quote from: Oblique on August 26, 2019, 07:38:55 PM
Silly.

But you have to admit those things look so fake.

It is 2019.

One would think they could make better, more realistic looking fakes.

They do, you just can't usually tell who's got them ;)
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2019, 01:58:09 AM »
I don't care about him getting plastic surgery, it's not wrong to want to improve your personal appearance.  He just went way overboard.

I'm guessing he shopped around until he found an unethical doctor willing to take every procedure to 11.  Less is more with plastic surgery
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2019, 02:07:49 AM »
Megabucks still can't get you a decent result and they've been practicing for 50 years. I conclude that plastic surgery sucks.
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2019, 02:57:05 AM »
Sometimes having all this money and fame celebrities have no common sense, their surgeons are laughing all the way to the bank. They need to fire their agents, look at Stallone, his hair transplant looks so unnatural, hairline is out of place, you would think he would have done enough research to go to a reputable doctor
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2019, 04:28:46 AM »
You can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.
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