Author Topic: Simon Cowell’s new face  (Read 12564 times)

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #75 on: August 29, 2019, 03:52:48 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #76 on: August 29, 2019, 03:54:13 PM »
What a surgeon!









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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #77 on: August 29, 2019, 03:56:25 PM »
there was a story a few years ago about a guy suing his new wife once he saw what she really looked like

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That’s what popped in my head, I think it was a Chinese couple lol

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #78 on: August 29, 2019, 06:06:11 PM »


LOL.

Exactly.

In 2019, one would think technology/medical advancements would be better.

These people have all the money, but 99% of the time, their plastic surgery looks ridiculous.

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #79 on: August 29, 2019, 07:10:46 PM »
Those good pics mean little to me. As if a surgeon is going to post up the worst ones.

Most people end up like cowell. Not a disaster but something is just not right. Like they're a cousin of the Adams family. Ba da ba dump. Snap snap.

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2019, 01:15:23 AM »
Simon Cowells new face is all due to the failed justice sytem.




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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2019, 01:46:55 AM »
I am going to have jaw surgery so I will look like Groink

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #82 on: August 30, 2019, 02:00:56 AM »
I am going to have jaw surgery so I will look like Groink

If i use the same sytem i will smell like Primemuscle
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #83 on: August 30, 2019, 12:05:27 PM »
What a surgeon!











When I was in my late twenties, I had a Teflon chin implant. It made a big improvement in my appearance. It was an amazingly simple procedure. One can also have their lower jaw bone re-positioned to better align with the upper jaw. This is a more painful and involved procedure.

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #84 on: August 30, 2019, 12:27:49 PM »
What a surgeon!










God, these people went from neanderthals to good looking!  This surgeon is worth his weight in gold.

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #85 on: August 30, 2019, 12:41:59 PM »
God, these people went from neanderthals to good looking!  This surgeon is worth his weight in gold.

He is a Master indeed!
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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #86 on: August 31, 2019, 10:51:31 PM »
You cant turn back the aging process on skin, which is essentially what they are trying to do.Slight nips and tucks like say jennifer anniston will look good and stave off a couple of years of aging but soon the loss of collagen, fat and muscle on the face will win out.Also its way easier on women since they can have the facial skin pulled back, then hide the texture and quality of the skin with pounds of makeup.Think sofia loren, raquel welch or joan collins in the morning with no makeup.
He should have focused on building some more collagen instead of surgery and cheek filler. They could have done some Dermapen needling instead. His brows are dropped because they over Botoxed his upper forehead. He should look fresher not tired. Terrible

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Re: Simon Cowell’s new face
« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2019, 05:25:22 AM »
I am going to have jaw surgery so I will look like Groink

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