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THE DESCENDANTS OF JAPHETH
Genesis 10:2-5
The descendants of Japheth, after the Tower of Babel, when God made man go out and populate the world migrated west and north.
The sons of Japheth's sons are listed giving more detail than is found in the list of Ham's or Shem's sons.
A study of names Japheth's sons and grandsons sheds some light on who are his descendants today.
Name of the Son People Associated With the Name
Japheth Greeks, Aryans of India
Gomer People living in area of the Black Sea, Germany and Wales.
Magog Reference to "Gog" referring to Georgia, a region near the Black Sea and Scythians.
Madai Medes (Persia), Japheth through Madai father of peoples of India.
Javan People of Greece and Cyprus.
Tubal Russian, city of Tobolsk.
Meshech Russian, (Name Muskovi) city of Moscow.
Tiras Thracians, possibly the Etruscans of Italy.
Ashkenaz Germany, Armenia, Scandinavia, Denmark, northern islands of Europe and European west coast.
Ripath Generally Europe, Carpathians and Paphlagonians
Togarmah Armenians, Germany and Turkey
Elishah Greeks ("Hellas" is a form of word Elishah)
Tarshish Spain, Carthage in North Africa
Kittim Greeks, Cyprus, Macedonia
Dodanium Greeks, Rhodes, Dardanelles