See how easy it is to get something wrong. ...500mph is the women's world record. One word completely changes the story. Have you ever wondered how often you got something wrong because you missed a minor detail?
This begs the question(s), is there a midget land speed record? How about a black land speed record? Native American land speed record? Homosexual land speed record? Black, gay, midgie, translesbohomolibcuck land speed record?
The possibilities for fairness and inclusivity are endless!
Everyone deserves a record except Conservative, white, heterosexual men. Divershitty is our strength.
Fuck that noise.