Pops, please dont forget that you have problems to even stand tall for a minute, so... hahahahaha
I fear that in your "family", stupidity is considered as American as apple pie. Or do your sibling/parents call it "fapple" pie?
You really are stupid. I don't pity your parents, they've surely suffered enough. One imagines that early on in your childhood they realized that you would never be a protégé. So they settled for an illiterate nuisance.
You definitely don't come here for the huntin'. Boy. My wit was forged by years of dealing with such as you. I am not smart but neither am I as pathetic and ignorant you consistently make yourself out to be. Gazing upon your chicken scratch postings one imagines you huffing and puffing, posturing and posing and finally banging the keyboard in a simianish manner, then falling over in an ego driven mental orgasm as each Sybil congratulates the other..."DEEBAH DOOBAH OOGAH BOOBIE blah, blah, blah, ad nauseam, ad infinitum...
You cannot help being born with a silver dildo in your mouth, now can you?
If you have the balls to do so, I think you should neuter yourself.