In my spare time I like to dabble with scientific experiments. Loose lips sink ships, but I will at least reveal that after many hours of practicing alchemy and fucking about with some mice, I've finally created my own proprietary blend of powerful ingredients which drastically cut down the body's myostatin production. If a few limited individuals from here want to sample it before it becomes mainstream, I will accept PayPal. I'll do mates' rates at $5000 a bottle, but I won't be held responsible for all the gains they make (or the women chasing after them).
Tex.