Use voice text and just start reading the yellow pages.
Didn't know the Yellow Pages still existed. Can't even read the Encyclopedia Britannica from cover to cover like in the old days.

I've not tried using voice to text yet. Don't know why. But, it might be interesting to see how things come out when unedited. Do I write as I talk? -Don't know.
Here's the problem, as I see it. Whether someone writes their posts or dictates them, the body language component is missing unless you submits videos, which you've done in the past.