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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2019, 09:10:07 PM »
"One more rep and two more filters and I'll reach my goal of feathered quads and a prolapsed asshole!"

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2019, 09:28:59 PM »
"One more rep and two more filters and I'll reach my goal of feathered quads and a prolapsed asshole!"

Good one. Can’t believe you noticed the filters🤦‍♂️🙄

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2019, 09:33:07 PM »

Glad you cropped out the two guys helping you with those weights :)



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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2019, 09:35:13 PM »
This is harder than Prime's cock!

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2019, 09:39:37 PM »
Glad you cropped out the two guys helping you with those weights :)




Hahahah, Awesome (not kissing ass :()

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2019, 09:43:14 PM »
I normally dont post photos when I'm not wearing my own merch, but if you like this photo you can still get a 30% off discount code on select JOELOCAL apparel.

JOELOCAL is the #1 choice of the elite everyman. Locally. Nationwide. Always worn with pride.

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2019, 10:06:00 PM »
I normally dont post photos when I'm not wearing my own merch, but if you like this photo you can still get a 30% off discount code on select JOELOCAL apparel.

JOELOCAL is the #1 choice of the elite everyman. Locally. Nationwide. Always worn with pride.

This might be a winner!!!

Love the creative marketing  8)

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2019, 10:19:26 PM »
Dead by 60.

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2019, 10:37:36 PM »

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2019, 05:59:22 PM »
“Afraid to perform back squats? Horrified of front squats? Lack the willpower to train like an alpha male? I know the feeling! That’s why on leg day, I put on my knee wraps and head straight to the angled leg press. And yes, I like to further rob my quads by pushing on my knees with my hands in order to cheat the weight up!”

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2019, 06:28:32 PM »
Twaddle & Royalty are tied for 1st place so far!

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2019, 06:56:59 PM »
“Afraid to perform back squats? Horrified of front squats? Lack the willpower to train like an alpha male? I know the feeling! That’s why on leg day, I put on my knee wraps and head straight to the angled leg press. And yes, I like to further rob my quads by pushing on my knees with my hands in order to cheat the weight up!”

lol....of course that’s it🤦‍♂️

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2019, 07:08:15 PM »
Twaddle & Royalty are tied for 1st place so far!

First place for what? Lol

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2019, 07:20:20 PM »
NOTHING BUT A PEANUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111  ;D

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2019, 07:20:59 PM »
"This fart I'm about to bust has trained harder than EFS ever has"

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2019, 07:24:37 PM »
"This fart I'm about to bust has trained harder than EFS ever has"

Might put this on a tee shirt..lol

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2019, 02:10:08 AM »
As he struggled through each rep the thought kept searring through his mind; “If I keep up this young man’s foolishness, it won’t be long before I’m taking my last gasp instead of wearing it”.

You asked coach. 🤣

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2019, 02:20:48 AM »
“Afraid to perform back squats? Horrified of front squats? Lack the willpower to train like an alpha male? I know the feeling! That’s why on leg day, I put on my knee wraps and head straight to the angled leg press. And yes, I like to further rob my quads by pushing on my knees with my hands in order to cheat the weight up!”

Oh brother, only on GetBig.  ::)

Post a pic of your legs and compare them to Coach.

You do know that Dorian Yates never squatted during his Olympia reign.

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2019, 02:22:29 AM »
Actually, that pic would look good on the back of a T-Shirt.

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2019, 08:17:33 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2spApQJPdl/?igshid=15dcyi8slm18y


Flame on!!
as a profesionell photograpgher i have to say the composition is really good but the photograpgher need to relax with the clarity slider and less contrast. Cool photo othervise coach

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2019, 09:01:26 AM »
“Afraid to perform back squats? Horrified of front squats? Lack the willpower to train like an alpha male? I know the feeling! That’s why on leg day, I put on my knee wraps and head straight to the angled leg press. And yes, I like to further rob my quads by pushing on my knees with my hands in order to cheat the weight up!”

This is actually a hilarious post considering I’ve posted MANY times of me squatting (video) and since all you did was take your analysis from a picture, you haven’t clue what my hands were doing (I can post that video too) and let’s just say for the sake of argument I did push a little with my hands (which I didn’t) it’s okay.

People like to talk shit but never have anything to back it is with. Amazing, isn’t it?

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2019, 09:04:52 AM »
Im not gonna flame you its too easy but im not sure who posts more me me me shots you or go4it
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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2019, 09:12:20 AM »
Im not gonna flame you its too easy but im not sure who posts more me me me shots you or go4it

My feeling has always been if you’re going to talk shit, back it up. It’s always easy to flame on someone from behind a keyboard

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Re: Caption today’s photoshoot with the Coach
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2019, 09:15:59 AM »
Looking good Coach, how old are you?