Biggest assholes I have met in bodybuilding....

[njflex]

Back in 1992,I had once again amassed a good solid year of training under my belt after a long period of drinking and partying and never even thinking about a barbell.,,,,,,not even for a split second.

Partying to me was simply a day today existance by this time................it was far from a good time anymore..........it seemed the party was over for this kid.

Back to the drawing board............. hopefully for the last time.

So I once again I put it in the rear view mirror and had gotten some hard earned muscle back on my ever changing physique.

At this time I was training with my twin cousins Jim and John Staples again and we were practically living in the gym and training like animals 6 days a week.

My cousins being much younger than me were really impressed by a young kid who worked at the desk of the gym..........Matt Dufresne.

Matt was a skinny kid when I first met him at the gym a few years earlier,but he was piling on muscle like there was no tomorrow lately.

Matt was seeing the daughter of Big Daddys Gym owner Rick Britt and this is how he got the deskjob.

Being around guys like Jeff King and Rich Roy among others ,was a very conducive training atmosphere and great for making progress in some minor way almost on a continuous basis.

One leg day me and the twins were squatting like animals.....lots of weight and lots of full deep sets.

All of a sudden Matt is standing behind us yelling for us to train hard and to squeeze out another rep or two.

The entire gym was like that,everybody pushing and spotting each other........ exorting one another to eke out a few more hard reps.

As time passed Matt won a ton of big contests and me and my cousins moved down to Port St. Lucie Florida.

While I lived in Florida I continued to train,got a good job and then started competing down there.

I had two years under my belt by now,and entered the local show ........................ ..The Treasure Coast BB championships.........I never hung around to see how I placed because I didn`t need a crystal ball to know that while I had gotten in pretty good condition,I wasn`t bringing home anything home today except my tired body.

I regrouped,went back in a year,placed extremely well in the same contest,then I did a bunch of different contests all over the South East coast of Florida placing well or winning my class in all of them.

I was on a roll and feeling pretty good about myself considering where I had been just two years earlier.

One morning while getting ready for work,my then fiance`of two years says to me out of a clear blue sky that she was leaving and moving in with her daughter.

Well if that happened to me these days,I`d tell her not to let the screen door hit her where the good lord split her !!

But back then,it was a devastating blow to me, moreso because I had no idea why she wanted to leave.

We both had good jobs,had a great house,car,and had never had one single argument the whole time we were together.

After some time and deep thinking,I decided to go back to Springfield..........fuc k these crazy ass women.
 
So I got my shit together,shipped all of my trophies to an old buddies house back home, and hit the road.

Once I got back home to Springfield it was kind of like going from the frying pan into the fire because I made plans to stay with my ex-wife.

While there, I would get busy looking for a job as I knew the longer I stayed there,the more I would remember why she was my ex-wife instead of my wife.

Meanwhile I had about 20 dollars to my name and wasn`t anxious to lose all of my regained muscle size for yet another time.

Then I got a brainstorm of an idea !!

I remembered hearing that Matt Dufresne had opened up a Golds Gym in Springfield so I said fuck it,I`m going to give him a call.

This wasn`t easy for me to do because I hate asking anybody for help, but finding a job wasn`t panning out s fast as I hoped it would.

I gave Matt a call even though I hadn`t seen him in at least 5 years or more.

We were always friends but were never buddy buddy types of friends.......w never hung out together,we just trained at the gym.

Lucky for me that on the morning I called Golds Gym and asked for Matt,the camaraderie that we had in the gym was still alive outside of the gym.

Without hesitation,Matt said no problem wes,just come up anytime you`re ready.

Because my ex lived in West Springfield,and Matts gym was in East Springfield and I hadn`t seen this much snow in the last 4 years it was gonna be a hell of a commute to the gym everyday.

I got up at 5 AM,took 2 busses in the snow to the gym,worked out hard,then took 2 busses back home.

When I saw Matt for the first time I had brought up some pics of a few contests that I had did while living in Florida,he was sunned when he saw them as the last time I bumped into him,I wasn`t doing so well.

Anyway,he told me I looked great and especially good at the Southern States contest whree I hd won my class,then he asked who I trained with and he freaked out at learning that my cousins were still training hard.

One more question he asked me before I left that day was who was my trainer and nutritionalist......I just laughed and told him some guy named Tim Wescott helped me out!

Now I know Matt didn`t give me a million dollars but he just as well may have because I trained there for free for almost 3 months and he never said a word except that he was glad to have me there as a member.

Great guy who almost outdid his boyhood idol Jeff King.........I`ll never forget his kindness when I really needed a hand.

Matt DuFresne

1985

Teen Mr America - AAU, Overall Winner
Teen Mr America - AAU, Medium, 1st

1986

Junior Mr America - AAU, Short, 2nd

1987

Mr America - AAU, Short, 3rd
Junior Mr America - AAU, Short, 1st

1988

Mr USA - AAU, Overall Winner
Mr USA - AAU, Short, 1st

1989

Mr America - AAU, Overall Winner
Mr America - AAU, Short, 1st
Mr Universe - NABBA, Overall Winner
Mr Universe - NABBA, Short, 1st

GREAT STORIES WES,,,KEEP EM COMING,,,DUFRENSE HAD INCREDIBLE BUILD .LAST PIC CASEY KUTCHURACK IN MIDDLE WAS A BEAST HE TRAINED OCCASSINALLY SAME GYM AS ME BACK IN EARLY 90'S HE LOOKED SKINNED YR ROUND...

[Primemuscle]

I had a lot of great training partners but have also trained alone for considerable periods of time...............both are good as long as motivation and enthusiasm remain high.

Keep doing what works for you Tape and do what you enjoy,but work hard at it.

I had one very crappy training partner. My friend asked to workout with me. I agreed to it even though he is half my size. Too much time was spent loading and unloading the weight. In addition, he mostly whined and complained. Needless to say, I was relieved when he stopped working out.

[wes]

GREAT STORIES WES,,,KEEP EM COMING,,,DUFRENSE HAD INCREDIBLE BUILD .LAST PIC CASEY KUTCHURACK IN MIDDLE WAS A BEAST HE TRAINED OCCASSINALLY SAME GYM AS ME BACK IN EARLY 90'S HE LOOKED SKINNED YR ROUND...

Thanks Steve.............Casey was an animal.

Should have won more big titles but he did have stiff competition in every freaking show he was in.

[wes]

I had one very crappy training partner. My friend asked to workout with me. I agreed to it even though he is half my size. Too much time was spent loading and unloading the weight. In addition, he mostly whined and complained. Needless to say, I was relieved when he stopped working out.

One to two days would have been all I gave him.

I never let anyone screw up my training.

In fact I think I`ll write bout some of the people I trained with in an upcoming post in this thread.

[Primemuscle]

One to two days would have been all I gave him.

I never let anyone screw up my training.

In fact I think I`ll write bout some of the people I trained with in an upcoming post in this thread.

Go for it! Your stories are interesting, fun and entertaining.

[wes]

Thanks Prime !   

[ProudVirgin69]

Great stories Wes.  I have a photo request - can you post the picture of you wearing the fanny pack & sunglasses? (AKA the coolest bodybuilding photo ever taken)

[On_Swole]

Being the huge bastards we both we were our first thought was that Coe looked tiny.................... .like nothing at all.

NOTHING!!

Puny and weak looking or just like anybody else,nothing like we expected a all.

THEN he stood up,did some pushups and took off his Golds warmup jacket and my jaw dropped to the fucking floor !!

He looked like a fucking piece of living sculpture that had somehow came to life.

He was incredible looking........my mind was officially blown away.

Being that this thread is about assholes , I had the exact same experience in 1995 with Shawn Ray. He was guest posing at the Mid Florida Muscle Classic (which was 12 weeks before that year's Olympia), and before his performance he was walking around in blue jeans and a long sleeve black shirt. I thought to myself, "Holy shit, this dude is nothing in person. I must be better than I thought." About 30 minutes later, the stage lights dim and they announce him. He comes onstage and they slowly bring up the lights. The depth, detail, and dimension to that guy's physique was absolutely incredible, and I was quickly brought down to earth, even lower than I had been before. Words simply won't do it justice. Like I said, absolutely incredible.

[wes]

Being that this thread is about assholes , I had the exact same experience in 1995 with Shawn Ray. He was guest posing at the Mid Florida Muscle Classic (which was 12 weeks before that year's Olympia), and before his performance he was walking around in blue jeans and a long sleeve black shirt. I thought to myself, "Holy shit, this dude is nothing in person. I must be better than I thought." About 30 minutes later, the stage lights dim and they announce him. He comes onstage and they slowly bring up the lights. The depth, detail, and dimension to that guy's physique was absolutely incredible, and I was quickly brought down to earth, even lower than I had been before. Words simply won't do it justice. Like I said, absolutely incredible.

I hear ya Sean,looks can definitely be deceiving in this game.

I did the Mid-Florida show in the early 90`s............,Deke Warner puts it on right.

Good to see you posting bro............brings back memories of Mayhem days!  

[wes]

Great stories Wes.  I have a photo request - can you post the picture of you wearing the fanny pack & sunglasses? (AKA the coolest bodybuilding photo ever taken)

I was 46 in this pic and thought I was old......WTF !!   

[Skeletor]

I was 46 in this pic and thought I was old......WTF !!   

30-31” waist?

[wes]

30-31” waist?

29 or 30

I once lost 5 inches on my waist for a contest and got it down to a legit 27 inches.

I was and still am a small boned skinny type of person.

Fucking bone structure of a hummingbird for Christs sake.

[njflex]

29 or 30

I once lost 5 inches on my waist for a contest and got it down to a legit 27 inches.

I was and still am a small boned skinny type of person.

Fucking bone structure of a hummingbird for Christs sake.

GREAT MIDSECTION,even if you dont compete wes you could still have good abs

[wes]

GREAT MIDSECTION,even if you dont compete wes you could still have good abs

Thanks Steve,I`m not in great shape by any stretch of the imagination, but my waist while smooth, isn`t blown out or anything.

Gonnna get back into it again soon.........I almost don`t feel right not doing it.

When I told that story about visiting the Hartford Barbell Studio earlier in this thread,I remember distinctly, like it was yesterday, this big Puerto Rican guy told me to never lose my abs..................... ...he said they looked insane.

Well,I lost those bad boys.................... .........for now anyway!   

[njflex]

Thanks Steve,I`m not in great shape by any stretch of the imagination, but my waist while smooth, isn`t blown out or anything.

Gonnna get back into it again soon.........I almost don`t feel right not doing it.

When I told that story about visiting the Hartford Barbell Studio earlier in this thread,I remember distinctly, like it was yesterday, this big Puerto Rican guy told me to never lose my abs..................... ...he said they looked insane.

Well,I lost those bad boys.................... .........for now anyway!   

i hope you get back,,,injuries suck then motivation,,,like to see you 75 pct back if possible

[wes]

Thanks,right now I have a few health complications to address but if I can train,I definitely will.

[illuminati]

Thanks,right now I have a few health complications to address but if I can train,I definitely will.

All the Best To You
Go Steady Do What you can
And Sort your Health
Keep Positive 👍🏻💪🏻

[wes]

All the Best To You
Go Steady Do What you can
And Sort your Health
Keep Positive 👍🏻💪🏻

Thanks for the encouragement brother,I can most definitely use it.

[Primemuscle]

I was 46 in this pic and thought I was old......WTF !!   

To someone in their 20's, you were old. When you were in your 40's people in their 60's probably seemed old to you. At the grand old age of 75, someone who is in their 80's seems old, even though it is not that far off. 

[On_Swole]

I hear ya Sean,looks can definitely be deceiving in this game.

I did the Mid-Florida show in the early 90`s............,Deke Warner puts it on right.

Good to see you posting bro............brings back memories of Mayhem days!  

What year did you do the Mid FL, Tim? If you're not sure, do you remember who guest posed?

[Matt]

Yup, I stand by everything I posted as true. Although I'm not a knockoff, whatever that's supposed to mean. Kevin was born in 1964. He's 55 years old and looks great these days. He's also become very successful with his international product supplement line. He's currently in Moscow as of right now doing a promotion. The dude has literally been all over the world. I've never thought of Kevin as an asshole. He's actually a quiet guy but he did use to carry himself as having a god complex.

Woogs,

You're a great poster. Just saying you ripped off Wiggs' handle.

[wes]

What year did you do the Mid FL, Tim? If you're not sure, do you remember who guest posed?

GEEZUS that`s a tough one.....the trophy is in my cluttered barn but I think it was 1994 because I did the Southern States in 95 and 96 then went back to Mass. in 97,flew back down and did it again in 99, so I`d say 94.

I met and became friends with Tim Gardner at that show.

I`m thinking,Shawn Ray posed that year also.

I only saw Shawn guest pose once and that was in Orlando so if Dekes contest was in Orlando,Shawn was the guest poser.

Sorry for the confusion but I did about 8-9 shows in Fla, over 4 years living down there,and 7-8 of them were in a 3 year period.

It`s a bit confusing as I did so many freakin` contests........it`s tough getting old!   LOL  

[wes]

Been thinking to myself,why would Shawn Ray have guest posed two years in a row but after a lot of recollecting on my part it had to have been Shawn as the only other time he guest posed at a show I did was in Pittsburgh,but he was backstage with the contestants so I never got to see him pose,but at the Mid Florida I sat in the seat with my cousins and we watched his routine well after I had finished the part of the contest that involved me.

[wes]

This one is truly bizarre on so many levels !!    

I`m talking Twilight Zone level !!

I had just finished up training for the day at World Fitness,formerly Central City Gym............once again the old gym booming with life.

Anyway,I figured that I`d knock off a few sets of crunches after my workout.

I was in the basement part of the gym which was on two floors.

In between sets I noticed a guy doing some kind of inversion boot stuff on the chin up bar.

As he got down he spotted me and said how ya doing?

I responded and we started talking about working out.'

The guy was asking me tons of training and diet questions which I tried to answer as completely and as plainly I could so he would get my meaning.

As we were both getting ready to leave,he says to me,"Hey,want to go to a bodybuilding contest in Connecticut this weekend"?

Now I don`t know this fucking guy from Adam, but I figured he seemed cool so I figured WTF if he`s a weirdo I`ll just end up breaking his nose!

We exchanged phone numbers and the guy calls me up the day before the contest....... so I met him outside my apartment on contest day and we rolled into Connecticut.

Small talk ,nothing exciting mostly about the contest which was an All Natural show being held on some college campus.

OK,we get there and the contest really sucked.........not many really good guys but I did see Matt Dufresne again for the first time in years,seems he had some kid from his gym in the show.

After the contest we`re heading back to Springfield and the guy, whose name turned out to be Mark, asked me my last name so I tell him Wescott and he freaks out and says that`s his family name.

He had told me that his last name was Schmidt which let me know instantly that he was my cousins son on my fathers side.................... .my second cousin.

The last time I saw him,he was about three years old.

WEIRD SHIT,BUT IT GETS WEIRDER.......THIS GUY BECAME A FUCKING THORN IN MY SIDE FOR ALMOST A SIX MONTHS.

We stop off at my apartment because he insisted that I call his mother and freak her out with our new found info.

Actually any call from me would probably had freaked her out because I hadn`t seen or talked to her in decades...........litera lly decades.

I talked to her briefly which was weird in itself but she seemed perfectly normal and said her family had been great  except her husband was still ill as he had been for as long as I could remember.

I normally don`t talk to too many people in the gym other than to greet people or say goodbye as I`m there to train,but at times, like after a workout, I`d shoot the shit with guys I`ve known forever from the gyms.

This turned out to be one of those times I wish I had kept my mouth shut.

Now Mark starts hounding me about wanting to train with me.

I tell him that soon I`m going to prep for a contest and that I train really hard..............he insists that he can keep up and won`t fuck up the workouts.

Where have I heard this before.................. ...let me think!!

I tried to discourage him because I didn`t want a partner,especially a guy who knew nothing about bodybuilding.

He had been working out for about 5 years he tells me.......... and he had some size but was smooth and bulky with biggish arms and legs.

I figured fuck it,if he can`t hang I`ll just tell him what I had told quite a few other victims partners in the past...........Another one bites the dust !

He meets me at the gym on Monday...........leg day in my world.

I told him to do less sets than me and less reps and to start out light so he wouldn`t get too sore.

Anyway,this fucker trained balls out not listening to my advice so I figured OK,it`s your funeral.

We kicked ass on legs that day and it wasn`t as bad as I anticipated.......the kid actually pushed pretty hard.

Next day chest,then back,then delts,then arms then we took the weekend off.

Now after every workout I would say to Mark,,,,,,,,,,,"Are you sore from yesterday"? Oh no not at all he`d say.

I knew he was full of shit because I was sore, and I had been training like this forever in one form or another.

By this I mean that I mixed up a lot of intensity techniques into my training always making it as difficult as possible and as varied as possible.

I was doing drop-sets on legs, and tri sets on delts,super-sets on arms, etc. all with the heaviest weight I could stand, and with the shortest possible rest time between sets.

We were basically doing the old "I go,you go" type of workout which is what I always liked doing.

I was telling my girlfriend about how Mark was telling me daily that he wasn`t sore and how I personally was as sore as hell.

I usually always got some soreness from training,except for delts for some weird reason.

Anyway I figured this kid Mark is a fucking animal and soon he`ll be looking much better after I put him on a good eating plan.

That night I`m sitting around watching TV and the phone rings,it`s Mark and he sounds a bit panicky,so I asked him what`s wrong and he yells out like a wounded animal............"YOU`RE KILLING ME !!!!!!!!!!!

I died laughing and thought to myself that his poor bastard probably couldn`t walk or wipe his own ass because as I said I was getting sore and I was used to this type of torturous shit and loved doing it.

THAT WAS IT,I DISMISSED HIM FROM TRAINING WITH ME........BUT THEN I WAS STUCK WITH HIM.

As I got to know him better I found out that this kid had no self confidence,especially with women, and all he did was use me as a sounding board for all of his mental hangups.

A psychic fucking vampire !!

I was extremely patient with him though and just figured he`d go way after some time passed because his negative energy was really bringing me down.

Always a frown and a problem with no other friends to listen to them but me!  

WTF had I gotten myself into this time?

I swear I attract fucking weirdos at times.

A couple of months had gone by and I was sleeping one hot summer night with my window open,it`s around 2 AM I hear a bunch of noise at the window so I grab a baseball bat and get up and go over to it and it`s fucking Mark!!

He says he thought I might be awake and he wanted to talk.

I got pissed off now because he knew I trained my first client at 5 AM so I told him if he ever did that shit to me again,I wasn`t gonna stop next time and it would be baseball bat city for his dumb ass!   LOL  

Another time he finally meets a really hot sounding chick and instead of taking her out to eat or to a movie,he comes over my house with her.

SHE WAS SMOKING HOT.......I COULDN`T BELIEVE HE SCORED THIS WELL WHAT WITH THE ETERNAL LOOK OF GLOOM AND DOOM HE ALWAYS PORTRAYED.

Turns out all the time she`s there she talks to me and my girl and hardly says boo to him all night.

Needless to say,he never saw her again which prompted the dude to drive me nuts crying about her.

I told him to pull up his skirt and that he hardly even knew the chick at all for Christs sake.

I could go on and on about this guy........he got weirder and weirder until I just kept telling him that I was busy a lot or had stuff to do until he finally took the hint and got lost.

I thought to myself if I just told the kid to fuck off,that he might end up hanging himself,,,,,,,,,,that`s how depressed he always seemed to be.

He ended up getting a new job which prevented him from bugging me as much then he just never showed up again much to my delight!

It was great meeting this long lost member of my family !  

[Tapeworm]

This one is truly bizarre on so many levels !!    

I`m talking Twilight Zone level !!

I had just finished up training for the day at World Fitness,formerly Central City Gym............once again the old gym booming with life.

Anyway,I figured that I`d knock off a few sets of crunches after my workout.

I was in the basement part of the gym which was on two floors.

In between sets I noticed a guy doing some kind of inversion boot stuff on the chin up bar.

As he got down he spotted me and said how ya doing?

I responded and we started talking about working out.'

The guy was asking me tons of training and diet questions which I tried to answer as completely and as plainly I could so he would get my meaning.

As we were both getting ready to leave,he says to me,"Hey,want to go to a bodybuilding contest in Connecticut this weekend"?

Now I don`t know this fucking guy from Adam, but I figured he seemed cool so I figured WTF if he`s a weirdo I`ll just end up breaking his nose!

We exchanged phone numbers and the guy calls me up the day before the contest....... so I met him outside my apartment on contest day and we rolled into Connecticut.

Small talk ,nothing exciting mostly about the contest which was an All Natural show being held on some college campus.

OK,we get there and the contest really sucked.........not many really good guys but I did see Matt Dufresne again for the first time in years,seems he had some kid from his gym in the show.

After the contest we`re heading back to Springfield and the guy, whose name turned out to be Mark, asked me my last name so I tell him Wescott and he freaks out and says that`s his family name.

He had told me that his last name was Schmidt which let me know instantly that he was my cousins son on my fathers side.................... .my second cousin.

The last time I saw him,he was about three years old.

WEIRD SHIT,BUT IT GETS WEIRDER.......THIS GUY BECAME A FUCKING THORN IN MY SIDE FOR ALMOST A SIX MONTHS.

We stop off at my apartment because he insisted that I call his mother and freak her out with our new found info.

Actually any call from me would probably had freaked her out because I hadn`t seen or talked to her in decades...........litera lly decades.

I talked to her briefly which was weird in itself but she seemed perfectly normal and said her family had been great  except her husband was still ill as he had been for as long as I could remember.

I normally don`t talk to too many people in the gym other than to greet people or say goodbye as I`m there to train,but at times, like after a workout, I`d shoot the shit with guys I`ve known forever from the gyms.

This turned out to be one of those times I wish I had kept my mouth shut.

Now Mark starts hounding me about wanting to train with me.

I tell him that soon I`m going to prep for a contest and that I train really hard..............he insists that he can keep up and won`t fuck up the workouts.

Where have I heard this before.................. ...let me think!!

I tried to discourage him because I didn`t want a partner,especially a guy who knew nothing about bodybuilding.

He had been working out for about 5 years he tells me.......... and he had some size but was smooth and bulky with biggish arms and legs.

I figured fuck it,if he can`t hang I`ll just tell him what I had told quite a few other victims partners in the past...........Another one bites the dust !

He meets me at the gym on Monday...........leg day in my world.

I told him to do less sets than me and less reps and to start out light so he wouldn`t get too sore.

Anyway,this fucker trained balls out not listening to my advice so I figured OK,it`s your funeral.

We kicked ass on legs that day and it wasn`t as bad as I anticipated.......the kid actually pushed pretty hard.

Next day chest,then back,then delts,then arms then we took the weekend off.

Now after every workout I would say to Mark,,,,,,,,,,,"Are you sore from yesterday"? Oh no not at all he`d say.

I knew he was full of shit because I was sore, and I had been training like this forever in one form or another.

By this I mean that I mixed up a lot of intensity techniques into my training always making it as difficult as possible and as varied as possible.

I was doing drop-sets on legs, and tri sets on delts,super-sets on arms, etc. all with the heaviest weight I could stand, and with the shortest possible rest time between sets.

We were basically doing the old "I go,you go" type of workout which is what I always liked doing.

I was telling my girlfriend about how Mark was telling me daily that he wasn`t sore and how I personally was as sore as hell.

I usually always got some soreness from training,except for delts for some weird reason.

Anyway I figured this kid Mark is a fucking animal and soon he`ll be looking much better after I put him on a good eating plan.

That night I`m sitting around watching TV and the phone rings,it`s Mark and he sounds a bit panicky,so I asked him what`s wrong and he yells out like a wounded animal............"YOU`RE KILLING ME !!!!!!!!!!!

I died laughing and thought to myself that his poor bastard probably couldn`t walk or wipe his own ass because as I said I was getting sore and I was used to this type of torturous shit and loved doing it.

THAT WAS IT,I DISMISSED HIM FROM TRAINING WITH ME........BUT THEN I WAS STUCK WITH HIM.

As I got to know him better I found out that this kid had no self confidence,especially with women, and all he did was use me as a sounding board for all of his mental hangups.

A psychic fucking vampire !!

I was extremely patient with him though and just figured he`d go way after some time passed because his negative energy was really bringing me down.

Always a frown and a problem with no other friends to listen to them but me!  

WTF had I gotten myself into this time?

I swear I attract fucking weirdos at times.

A couple of months had gone by and I was sleeping one hot summer night with my window open,it`s around 2 AM I hear a bunch of noise at the window so I grab a baseball bat and get up and go over to it and it`s fucking Mark!!

He says he thought I might be awake and he wanted to talk.

I got pissed off now because he knew I trained my first client at 5 AM so I told him if he ever did that shit to me again,I wasn`t gonna stop next time and it would be baseball bat city for his dumb ass!   LOL  'D

Another time he finally meets a really hot sounding chick and instead of taking her out to eat or to a movie,he comes over my house with her.

SHE WAS SMOKING HOT.......I COULDN`T BELIEVE HE SCORED THIS WELL WHAT WITH THE ETERNAL LOOK OF GLOOM AND DOOM HE ALWAYS PORTRAYED.

Turns out all the time she`s there she talks to me and my girl and hardly says boo to him all night.

Needless to say,he never saw her again which prompted the dude to drive me nuts crying about her.

I told him to pull up his skirt and that he hardly even knew the chick at all for Christs sake.

I could go on and on about this guy........he got weirder and weirder until I just kept telling him that I was busy a lot or had stuff to do until he finally took the hint and got lost.

I thought to myself if I just told the kid to fuck off,that he might end up hanging himself,,,,,,,,,,that`s how depressed he always seemed to be.

He ended up getting a new job which prevented him from bugging me as much then he just never showed up again much to my delight!

It was great meeting this long lost member of my family !  

I'm feeling much better now. Mom says hi.