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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2019, 01:19:32 PM »
Your town barber was a Catholic priest?
No, but his wife left him years earlier.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2019, 01:20:18 PM »
how fucking tall was he, or how fucking short are you?
It was in the barber's chair which lifts up and down.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2019, 01:21:42 PM »
He would cut your hair and when he was behind you he would press his junk up against your neck.  He did it with everybody, I don't even think he noticed what he was doing but it was a joke among my friends.


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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2019, 01:22:10 PM »
It was in the barber's chair which lifts up and down.
Im always at the barbers solar plexus height, guy must have moved everyone down to his cock... fucks sake, and you kept going?

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2019, 01:23:33 PM »
Im always at the barbers solar plexus height, guy must have moved everyone down to his cock... fucks sake, and you kept going?
I've noticed at many barber shops the barbers seem a little gay.  Maybe I just don't like dudes running their fingers through my hair.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2019, 01:33:23 PM »
due to lack of growth up top i shave it 1 all over weekly, but I had it fairly short when it grew

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2019, 01:36:35 PM »
You must have a funny shaped head. :D

Coming from you that’s like Goodrum saying “you must be a big fat black homosexual”.


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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2019, 01:58:07 PM »
20 years now.....only way to go.
Use it everyday....head and beard - 7 Minutes
Check out http://skullshaver.com/

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2019, 02:03:09 PM »
I shave my head every other day just like Michael Jordan and Ronnie Coleman. 

I've been told in numerous occasions that I look like the spitting image of Richard Gere  ( the bald bull version )

Haha, you’re definitely trolling you look like that hellraiser cenobite posted

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2019, 02:03:15 PM »
If only you all took 0.5mg finasteride daily. You wouldnt have to worry about being bald

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2019, 02:04:06 PM »
If only you all took 0.5mg finasteride daily. You wouldnt have to worry about being bald

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It’ll still fall out and propecia fucks up your dick

Humble Narcissist

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2019, 02:06:50 PM »
20 years now.....only way to go.
Use it everyday....head and beard - 7 Minutes
Check out http://skullshaver.com/

Can you use it on your balls?

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2019, 02:35:21 PM »
I pay $ 30 - 40 , every 4-6 weeks.
Usually Korean girls cut it !.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2019, 04:04:09 PM »
Us getbiggers don’t have enough time in the day to cut our own hair. We’d rather pay a barber and use that time to talk about Chris Bumstead’s receding hairline or Mike O’Hearn’s “hair”.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2019, 05:55:24 PM »
You bald guys are killing me. In my 60's and I have beautiful full head of hair.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2019, 01:28:33 AM »
Most getbiggers either receding or have gone bald, they don’t need to have their hair cut at a barber

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2019, 01:58:59 AM »
Been cutting my own for 30 years, before that a family member did it while I was growing up (Ma, she was a hairdresser).
Only paid for one haircut in my life. (Wife cuts the back of my hair these days once I do most of it). I do my best to get the Moe Howard look.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2019, 04:11:49 AM »
Been cutting my own hair for years..........not a heluva lot left so it`s not a daunting task!  :)

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2019, 08:06:19 AM »
#0 all over. Freedom Eagle of Alphaosityness.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2019, 08:12:00 AM »
What kind of man actually enjoys brushing and primping his hair? That's quite the effeminate trait.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2019, 08:14:12 AM »
What kind of man actually enjoys brushing and primping his hair? That's quite the effeminate trait.



Hey, some of us have hair....long hair even. That's who.  :D

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2019, 08:23:12 AM »


Hey, some of us have hair....long hair even. That's who.  :D
Do you stare at yourself in the mirror and flip your hair from side to side while you brush it? :D
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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2019, 01:41:19 PM »
What kind of man actually enjoys brushing and primping his hair? That's quite the effeminate trait.
Bodybuilders.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2019, 04:09:21 PM »

She has some good tutorials plus she is cute as phucked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzbUHLiu9AM&list=FLPyjbrWSPuvXAPTvV6zB_uQ&index=12&t=0s


She's got incredibly beautiful eyes. -Great mouth too. She's a very attractive woman. -Not sure about the haircut and color though.

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Re: Cut your own hair!
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2019, 04:10:48 PM »
Do you stare at yourself in the mirror and flip your hair from side to side while you brush it? :D

Everyday!  ;D